Sunday, May 31, 2009

Poop Deck !!

I wanted to go to my boat today!!
I had everything all planned out. I worked all day yesterday to get the yard and garden work all caught up so that I could gather my crew and shove off. Well, it poured down rain last night and the temperature is very much cold this morning. Cold for a dachshund that is. We are 70 degree dogs. I told my crew that I did not want to go today because the Lady L will be all wet and the air will be cold. I would not be able to send SALTY DAWG off on shore patrol because he gets all wet and then "he" will be cold and wanting to sit on my mom's lap. She would then get wet and cold. Poop Deck Poop Deck. I am allowed to say that because it is a real nautical thing, you know.

So here are the orders I have given my crew instead. I am going to make the
COOK get into the galley and do some baking. We are almost out of her home made cookies. That oven will make my house nice and warm. I also want her to bake a cake and maybe even a pie. That will keep people busy for the day. Then TOMORROW.... WE WILL SHOVE OFF.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

garden gettin better



As you can see, I spent a very much large part of yesterday working in my garden. My green beans are coming along quite nicely, butt the weeds were really bad. It took me hours to get them dug up. I still have all of the onions and tomatoes to dig around today. I had a very much hard time keeping mom on task. She does not work hard like I do. I had to keep encouraging her to get on with the job. I did get dad going so that he would plant the asparagus that Kevin (who is not our kid, butt we call him that anyway) gave to us. We will have to wait a whole year to ever see any of those come up. Mom and dad both love asparagus. Me... not so much.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Freaky Friday


This is a picture of Lori being silly. She was showing that she is going to have Lasik Surgery done on her eyes, now that mom won all that plastic and shared with Lori.
This lighthouse is in Tionesta, Pennsylvania along the Allegheny River. That is silly too because they don't really need a lighthouse to keep SHIPS safe.
I am kind of FREAKED OUT today because... we have been having some nasty thunder storms. I don't like them one little bit. Worse than Jennifer. Scarier than Jim the Grinch Guy.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

My time in Pennsylvania








I had a very much good time in Pennsylvania. So did my mom. She and Lori went to New York (I have peed there) to a Casino. I stayed home and took care of Dad, Stan, and Sarge. Mom won $4,000.00 plastics. She was really happy about that. So was Lori. Mom gave her some of the plastics so that she can go to Canada and have Lasik on her eyes like mom did 11 years ago. The casino gave my mom 2 very funny collars to wear. She gave one to Lori. I thought they were silly. You can't put a leash on them and they didn't even have their licence tags. Oh well, I guess they liked them. Not a dachshund thing, I guess.
I had my birthday party. I opened many presents. I got a ball, bat, and baseball glove. I loved those.They all have super squeekers in them. Sarge did not get to keep or kill any of my new stuff because I kept them away from him the whole time. YEA. He was very much jealous of my wonderful presents. he he he
I had a short visit with my friend Woodie. He was soooo busy running his store that we couldn't spend much time together. Woodie doesn't want his employees to think it is okay to just visit while they are working for him.
One of the very best things I got to do was.... I chased 3 DEER out of Lori's yard. I made they run on up the mountain. It is very steep. I chased them FAST. Fun Fun Fun.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Addy and ME

A very much grrrreat little girl named Addy came to see me. This is her with her grandpa and me, oh and my dad, too.
I had a super duper time with Addy. We ate some very much good cheese together. I showed her some of my good tricks. My mom let her read my Vacula story and My Goose Egg story.
Then... I took her for a walk all around my yard. I showed her all my super stuff like my garden and then we came back and got my dad. That was so he could help her to know things about the important stuff in the yard. We took her down by the big tree and I showed her how to dig ground moles. Then I brought them back up the hill and showed her my hornet nest (it is empty now). Next I had dad hold her up so that she could see my baby bird in the bush. I let her see my really grrrreaat hole and how I dig in it. I had some other things to show her butt, she had to go to school. I wanted her to stay and play some more.
Addy's grandpa Mark is my dad's nephew. That makes Addy and I lickin cousins. I only did that one time though. he he he I hope she comes back soon.
I had my birthday party over the weekend. I got a new bat, ball, and glove, caws it is baseball season. I also chased some really big things in Lori's yard. I will have to tell you more when I get rested up from my trip.

Friday, May 22, 2009

My Birthday..

I am going to have a birthday. I will be three years old. I am going to have to celebrate it at Sarge's house. I am soooo very much worried that he will want to keep or kill my presents. You know how very much bad he is. Poop Poop Poop. I wish I didn't have to go there.

I had some very grrrreat company yesterday!!! A little girl came to see me. Her name is ADDY. We had some super fun. I will tell you all about it when I get back from Pennsylvania. I even have pictures and stuff.

I hope that I get to see my Friend Woodie today. He hardly ever takes a day off from his store. Butt... sometimes is his just too busy to visit with me. I'll let you know about that too.

I want to wish everyone a very safe and happy Memorial Day Weekend. Remember to think about what it means. Thank a veteran for keeping us safe.
C U soon. Licks & Wags

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Grinch Alert

This time it was my poor dad that got Grinched. Whew.
I guess that Jim the Grinch Guy has had a very sore foot. Dad says it is all swollen up.
I think I know why. It is either his Heart or his Brain. I mean really, where else would a grinch keep those things? I think his hairy old paws would be just the place. Maybe they are swollen from over use. he he he
Well, anyway the Grinch said that he couldn't plant his garden because his foot hurt. (I am surprised that a Grinch can even feel pain, aren't you?) So he made my dad go down there and try to help him put the plants in. Okay, dad went and then for some reason, known only to a grinch, he sent dad back home.
Now I think that this is what is going on. The Grinch Guy KNOWS he isn't going to get any tomatoes to grow on his vines. So when stuff like old newspapers, empty tin cans, broken egg shells, and other junky stuff starts growing out of his plants he will blame it all on my dad. Never mind that those are just the type of things that would come from a Grinch's Garden, dad will get the blame.
I sure am glad that I didn't go down there today. I finally lucked out.
I also lucked out when dad got in trouble the other day and got grounded from the 4-wheeler. He had to ride the John Deere down to the Grinch's house. That caused a big old commotion, let me tell you. He scared Fawn Tell's little grandaughter with that mower. (Yes, I know that isn't how I am supposed to spell her name, BUTT it is my blog and I get to do things MY WAY.)
Dad should not scare little girls. Especially pretty ones. I know she is pretty because I peeked out of the Jeep last night and saw her. I didn't let her see me though because I didn't want her to be afraid again. he he he

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

company came

We had some unexpected company yesterday. It all started out very much fun for me. I took the man all around my yard to show him my very best ever stuff. I let him see where I keep two of the grrreatest bones hidden. I let him watch me dig up weeds in my garden. I showed him my best deep hole that is between two cabbage plants. Then I took him to the thicket so he could look at the trees there. I even showed him my favorit Pee tree. We both used it. Then after that we looked at the old hornets nest that I have been enjoying for a couple of weeks.
I showed him where dad had thrown that nasty old dead snake. We were having a very much super time until I thought it would be fun to show him how to roll in the grass and then rub some nice fresh bird poop on my head. You won't believe what he did after that.

He picked me up and took me to MOM. What a traitor. I will never trust company again.
Mom took me in the house and made me have a BATH!! Then she put me in my toy room and closed the door!!!! It was an awful end to a wonderful time. I should have told mom what this man did on the tree. She wouldn't have liked that one bit.

Monday, May 18, 2009

frosty





OOOOOh, it got very much cold here. I had to have mom and dad put sacks over my tomatoes and green peppers so they would not die.
When they finished and I had completed my full inspection of their work, I thought it looked so funny that I had mom take some pictures for you to see.
When I got up this morning there was frost in the bottom part of our yard. I don't think it would have killed the plants in the garden butt... it is always better to be safe than sorry.
Now, I need to get mom and dad busy and get the plants uncovered so they can get the sun on them. I think I'll have them put the sacks back on again tonight though. JUST TO BE SURE.


Sunday, May 17, 2009

Sunny Sunday

The sun will be out and shining all day today. That is good because it is also rather chilly.
Once it warms up a bit I am going to do some very much fun work in my yard. Yesterday mom thought it was going to rain so she took me out and I let her play some ball with me. She had a grrreat time doing that. It got her out and moving around a bit before the clouds started rolling in again.

Friday I have to go back to Pennsylvania for days and days and days of putting up with that crazy SARGE.
The only good thing is that I will get to stop at Mauer's Trading Post to visit with my good friend Woodie. I am going to take snacks to him. That way he can celebrate my THIRD BIRTHDAY, even though he won't be at my party.
I can't wait to see Woodie again. I just hope that he isn't too busy working in his office to visit with me.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

A REAL investigation

Boy am I ever PEED OFF. I took my mom and dad to my boat yesterday and I discovered that someone had stolen... both of my ANCHORS !!!
I took off my Cap'n had and put on my INSNIFFIGATOR cap and went searching for clues. I did my best, butt this is one mystery that even (I) F. Oscar Dachshund Detective could not solve. The trail was just too cold for me to follow. I guess the rain had washed all the scents away. DARN IT. I hate not being able to solve a crime for anyone... BUTT this really looks bad on my resume. I can't solve my own real life mystery. I hope it doesn't discourage any potential clients.
I have not had a new client in days and days. I am getting worried about my business. Maybe it is a result of the economic munch. I am still calling all clients.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Time is not always my friend

Gee, have you ever noticed how much TIME can just get away when you aren't really watching it? I have so very much hard work to do outside right now and I just don't seem to be getting it all done. It is cutting into my Blog and NAP time.
Yesterday I had to chase a rabbit away from my garden. It only took a few seconds to do that part, butt... of course when I got back to mom.... she had to make a huge long fuss about how wonderful I am. I just wanted to relive my moment in a grrrreat dream . Silly woman. I can't believe that she has NEVER learned that NAP is supposed to follow EVERY adventure.
I guess I am going to have to have a TIME MANAGEMENT meeting with my mom and dad.
SomeTIMES I simply need to put my paw down.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Review of story for Woodie

Oscar’s Egg Rescue
By: Frankie Furter Price
April 2009
Oscar and his family live in the country. He can run and play in his yard, but is never supposed to go to the thicket without his people because other animals make that area their home. Oscar’s people don’t want him to frighten them away.
One day Oscar was digging a delightful new hole when he caught a strange scent in the air. He knew he shouldn’t leave the yard but he couldn’t resist the urge to follow his nose.
He was very careful about where he walked. He made his way into the thicket and down to the edge of the brook. Normally Oscar would be running and splashing in the tummy deep water. Not this time. He was looking for whatever was making that strange smell.
It didn’t take long for his mighty dachshund nose to find the source. Lying right out in the open was the largest egg he had ever seen. Oscar moved closer and was shocked to detect the egg’s warmth. All the eggs that he had ever been around had come out of the refrigerator and were quite cold.
Oscar could sense fear in the air. He took several steps back. That was when he saw the largest bird he could imagine. He knew it was a bird but it wasn’t doing any of the things birds normally do. It was sitting down. It wasn’t moving a muscle. The poor thing was looking right into Oscar’s eyes and it was terrified.
It took several minutes for Oscar to think the situation through. He finally realized that what he was seeing was a mother goose whose egg had rolled away from her nest. She was truly frightened, but not for herself. She was afraid for her egg. Oscar gradually came to realize that the egg was warm because it had been in its nest until he had startled its mother. She must have moved just enough to cause the egg to roll away. Oscar recognized the situation and took responsibility for it. This was his blunder and he had to do something to fix the situation.
Oscar didn’t know anything about hatching eggs, but he did remember how his own mother had taken care of him when he was a pup. She would curl up around him and his brothers and sisters and keep them warm.
Oscar slowly moved toward the egg then lay down and curled around it as he remembered his mother doing. He would keep the egg warm and safe until he could return it to the nest.
Oscar’s people didn’t see him and began calling. They called and called but Oscar didn’t move. The miserable mother goose didn’t move either. Oscar needed for her to fly away so that he could return the egg to its nest. He hoped that his people would come looking for him and that they would cause the goose to fly.
He hated not answering his people’s calls and whistles. Oscar knew they would be worried about him. Their calls were getting louder. That meant that they were getting closer. His heart was beating very fast. He watched the mother goose. She was beginning to stir.
Oscar’s frustrated people were getting closer. One of them suddenly clapped their hands very loud. That startled the goose enough to cause her to fly.
Oscar didn’t waste a second, he got up and began pushing the egg with his nose. He didn’t have far to go, but needed to work carefully. He had seen how easily an egg could be broken and ruined. Oscar saw that there were two other eggs in the nest. He only needed one more push to make it three once more. He gave it his best effort. That was all that was needed.
Oscar jumped away from the nest and ran as fast as he could toward the sound of his people’s voices. He wanted to look back to be sure the egg had not rolled away again, but felt that he had to get as far away as possible so that the mother would return to her nest.
Oscar’s people were so relieved to see him that they didn’t notice the goose as it flew to her nest. Oscar saw it though, and he was thrilled.
Oscar thought of the goose and her eggs every day. He wondered how they were doing. He resisted the urge to go to the thicket and check on them. What he did instead, was spend almost every day sitting on top of the hill that overlooked the area. He watched and he hoped that his efforts had been enough.
After days and days of keeping his vigil Oscar finally gave up. He went back to his long abandoned hole and began digging once again. Oscar made some progress, he was finally down far enough to be in damp earth making his frantic clawing easier, when he was startled by loud wing beats. He dropped to the bottom of the hole just as a large goose and three smaller ones flew directly over him. As they began to climb higher in the sky he could have sworn that their honking sounded as though they were calling his name.

This is a work of fiction based on a real life experience. In the spring of 2008 the author did find a goose on her nest. She had actually lost one of her eggs. The author scampered back to his people and led them to the sad scene. He was quite interested in the unfortunate egg but did not go close to it. The author watched as his people quickly took a couple of pictures then left the nesting area undisturbed.
The actual event took place along the shore of Burr Oak Lake. The author’s people had beached his pontoon boat so they could fish, while he enjoyed some, on shore, exploration. Beachcombing is one way the author relaxes when he isn’t writing.
When the sculptor, Mr. Alan Cottrill, chose his goose for the author to base a story around, it seemed natural to meld a bit of reality with a touch of fiction. As with the text, some of the photos are authentic and some show the author in a staged setting.
To learn more about the author visit his blog at:
Frankiefurterprice.blogspot.com
To learn more about the sculptor visit his website at:
www.alancottrill.com

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My friend Woodie







This is me with my very much grrrreat friend Woodie. Woodie owns a business. He owns this grrrreat place called Mauer's Trading Post on Rt. 8 just outside of Franklin, Pennsylvania.
I LOVE to shop at Woodie's place. He has super stuff for sale.
Woodie sometimes helps customers check out. When I got there on Friday morning he was in his office doing very important paper work.
Woodie's dad (Mike) works for him in the store. There are some other nice guys that work there too. I like all of them. So does my dad. I suppose Woodie is good to work for.
We went outside for a little "guy" time and to visit a little bit after I had finished my shopping.
Woodie is a very much handsome Chocolate colored Lab.. He is also BIG. He must be really smart to have his own business.
If you are ever in his area... be sure to stop in and say HI. Maybe even do a bit of shopping. I guarantee you will be made to feel WELCOME.
Don't forget to say that you know me. Woodie will give you one of his extra special greetings if you do !!!!!
I told Woodie's dad (Mr. Mike) that I would try to post my Goose and Egg story so that they could read it. I will do that either tomorrow or Friday (if I can make it work again, he he he).
Keep stopping by for it guys.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

getting ready to go

I have to go to Pennsylvania to see Lori.
I hope that Sarge has his head buried in SOMETHING (butt not snow) the whole time I am there. See you when I get back. Have a good weekend. Be sure to say Happy Mother's Day to your mom.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Meeting

I went to my writer group meeting last night. It started out fine. Mom took some cheese for me. She helped me up onto my chair and gave me my cheese. Next she took me to the drinking fountain and let me have a nice drink. Then I wanted to go see some of my friends. SHE would not let me do that. I got off my chair 3 times. Mom said that was bad and that I had to sit and listen.

I was pretty upset with her anyway, because she did not take my mystery story to read. She said it was too long. Well, I didn't care. I wanted them to hear my story and was going to complain to them about mom. It didn't work out though because she forced me to sit on the chair.

Sometimes she can be a real pain in my tail.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

From my mate Barney




Look what my mate Barney (who is a King Charles Spaniel) had his mum make for me. She is very very much talented. She took myplain old picture and made it into Cap'n Frankie.
Barney's mum is also the one who made me look like a real detective for my mystery stories.
I love all three of these pictures. I hope you do too. I am soooo lucky to have a friend like Barney. Thanks mate !!!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Going to my boat

I am planning to take mom and dad to my boat
today. I think they need a day of rest and
relaxation.

Dad had been working in the garden and mom has been taking care of my needs.


I think that they will enjoy the day.

I am going to see if I can get a Salty Dawg story going. He is another of my alter egos. That is what I call them. Mom says they are my imaginary playmates.

I have Cap'n Frankie. That is for when I am actually on board my boat. Salty Dawg is my Shore Patrol person. And there is also F. Oscar, Dachshund Detective.

I am never sure when one of me (us) will find a neat story to write about. he he he
I am going to have to go to Sarge's house at the end of the week. I am not going to like that.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

4 those who follow the GRINCH GUY !

I have been so busy lately that I have not had time to tell my Grinch Guy fans what he has been up to lately. OKAY You already know it isn't going to be anything good, RIGHT???

For new followers, way back on March 19th. the Grinch Guy was given a one time only POINTS bailout. It is officially known as the AIG PACKET (Awful Insidious Grinch).
Jim the Grinch Guy was given a total of 20 (taxable under Federal, State, and City codes) stimulus points. (He was totally bankrupt, as you may recall.)
Well, he held onto those points clear up until this week. He finally opened the poke and let the moths out. Here is how the thing went down.
On April 29 he whined and whined to my dad because dad had found delicious mushrooms and the Jim the Grinch Guy couldn't find any of his own. (Fawn Tell fries them for him, butt she won't eat them.) SOOOO, because my dad is wonderful he went out and hunted and hunted and hunted, while mom baked some very much yummy cookies. Dad came home with mushrooms and mom fixed a bag of raisin spice cookies. SHE MADE A NOTE FOR EACH ONE.
For sale Mushrooms== 10 stimulus points Cookies == 1 point
That made 11 points total IF he wanted both things.
Well, you know the Grinch Guy well enough to know that he GRABBED BOTH BAGS .
Then the next day he had the nerve to complain about not having 20 points any more.
I say, " Tough kitty ti..." . He just wants to hoard stimulus points and he should be spending them to improve the economy (at my house at least).
NOW ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST / WORST PART...????
That Grinch Guy had the nerve to say he wanted more mushrooms. SOOOO, today while the Grinch Guy is off at a wedding... my dad got him another small sack full.
Mom made a note saying that they would cost 9 AIG ECONOMIC STIMULUS POINTS.
Dad put the stuff on Fawn Tell's porch. Now if he doesn't want to spend his points...
the note says .... WE WILL TAKE THE MUSHROOMS BACK. I'm going to bet that he gobbles them up and then complains about not wanting to give up the points.
CAUSE THAT IS JUST THE WAY JIM the GRINCH GUY OPERATES !!!!

Not even that very much grrrreat song I wrote for him has made him behave and be NICE. His heart is STILL two sizes too small.

There, now you are all caught up on his awful escapades. WEll, except for that Pretend GOLD NECKLACE THAT HE SENT UP HERE TO TRY TO TRICK MY MOM WITH.... I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE SOME OTHER TIME. IT WOULD JUST BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH AFTER ALL THESE POINTS PROBLEMS.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Tinkerbell & Rounder Case Closed

F. Oscar Dachshund Detective Agency


Private Insniffigator



Case: Tink and Rounder Case notes Cont.

Tinkerbell lead me to his home. It was a nice place. There was a special door that he and the other two could use to let themselves in and out. I liked that.
I got acquainted with Tucker and this other Oscar, we did this in the usual canine manner, of course. I listened to their ideas about what had happened to Rounder. They were both interested in where he might have gotten to, but nowhere near as upset as Tink. I then asked them all to go outside and relax while I set to work. There is nothing worse than having a client’s nose stuck up, well you know what I’m getting at.

I had a good description of Rounder and started my insniffigation. I was surprised that no humans were in any of the rooms. It made for easier detecting though. I could smell where Rounder had been, but they were old scent trails. He seemed to have had free run of the house. Even in the people potty room. Of course, Oscar, Tucker, and Tinkerbell had been in all those places, too.

I was just coming out of the last bedroom when I heard wild barking and then a terrible noise that I did not recognize. I was scared out of my collar there for a minute. Then I realized it was just the people coming home. I was still a little worried even though my client and his friends seemed really happy to have their people in the house. There was a lot of barking and greeting and the rustling if shopping bags. l It must have been grocery day. The lady handed all three dogs a snack and they raced toward their special door. There was some rough pushing and shoving and a bit of growling as they shoved their way outside with their snacks.

I had been sitting quietly in the corner of the kitchen, watching the humans as they brought in dozens of bags of food and I don’t even know what all else. They were so busy that they had no idea that they were under surveillance by a famous Dachshund Detective. That was exactly what I wanted. To be able to watch them and see if they showed any signs of being the type who would commit a cruel act. Handing out treats was no guarantee of a kind heart. A good insniffigator has to be quiet and patient. You learn a lot that way.

It didn’t take long for me to detect a scent that I recognized. I couldn’t see Rounder but I knew he was very close by. All of the hustle and bustle of putting things away had stirred up his fresh scent. Yes, fresh and close by. He was near but way too high up for me to be able to see him. I held my ground.

“Honey, did you put Tink’s ball on the window ledge?”, the man asked.
“Oh, good grief he must be going crazy looking for that stupid ball. He brought it in all muddy so I washed it and then put it up there to dry.” The lady dropped Rounder on the floor. He made a weak bounce and rolled wobbly toward the dining room table. I went tippy paw tippy paw after him. Before he fully stopped rolling, I picked him up. I used my very softest mouth so I would not hurt him. Old balls do sometimes get popped accidently. I quietly raced for the very much grreat door and went out to find Tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell was just finishing the crumbs from his snack when I dropped Rounder in front of him. I can’t tell you how happy he was to have his best friend back.

I made my way back to my home. My ‘cliner chair was calling me.

Case closed. F. Oscar Dachshund Detective

Friday, May 1, 2009

Case of the missing Friend


Photo enhanced by Barney's Mum. Thank you Barb!!!!





F. Oscar Dacshund Dective Agency
Private Insniffigator


May 1, 2009
Client: Tinkerbell (A.K.A. Tink)
Lost Old Friend




Tinkerbell knew where he had left his best friend. His favorite playmate could always be found near the big couch. When Rounder wasn’t in front or beside the blue couch, Tink looked under it. Rounder wasn’t there. Tinkerbell couldn’t see him or smell him. Rounder had simply vanished. Tink needed help. He had heard about the famous insniffigator, F. Oscar who had his own detective agency. Tinkerbell had even seen Oscar’s advertisements. He looked very intelligent, if a bit small for that type of work. Tinkerbell knew that Oscar demanded a partial donation to an animal shelter just to take a quick whiff into any case. Tink was willing to pay that and any other fee the Dachshund Detective would charge. He had to get his buddy back, nothing else mattered.
I was relaxing, napping actually, in my ‘cliner chair when I heard the banging on the door. I barked at mom to open it. She is used to letting my clients in.
I didn’t recognize the guy, butt I instantly felt sorry for him. I tried to focus my attention on the pink splot that occupied a large part of his otherwise black nose. I knew he was miserable. His ears were down and his eyes were sad.
“I hear you’re good at finding. My friend is missing. I haven’t seen him since Rounder since yesterday. I’m worried that someone may have popped him or something. I have plastic. I can make donations to the shelter. I just need my buddy back safe and sound.” With that he plopped down on my lumpy sofa and whined.
I got out of my ‘cliner chair and walked to my YapStop computer. I run a modern detective agency even though I use age old skills to assist my clients.
“Okay, let’s start over. I’m Oscar. And you are?” My paws were poised over the keyboard ready to take notes.
“My name is Tinkerbell and my missing friend is Rounder. Rounder has never gone missing before. I always know where he is. I looked in all of his usual places. He’s nowhere to be found. He is kind of old and I am really worried. I don’t think he should be out on his own. He just doesn’t have the bounce he used to have.”
“Okay, Tink. I am going to need for you to give me a full description of Rounder. Things like size and color and what he smells like. Where does he usually hang out? Are there others that live with you? How do they get along with Rounder? Is there anyone who you suspect might want to pop your friend?”
“He has no enemies. Everyone loves Rounder. We all play with him and he loves it. We have two people who take care of us. Then there is Tucker and Hot Dog. They are much smaller than I am. Kind of like you actually. Tucker has long hair and Hot Dog, well he is a dachshund. Not a detective though. I need a real detective to get Rounder back. Please say you will find him.”
“Alright Tinkerbell, I’ll take your case. My standard fee is a five pound bag of food, plus more to cover any expenses. To be delivered to your local animal shelter when I close your case.”