Saturday, March 28, 2015

TODAY is Ranger's .... SOMETHING on a stick day...

SO...... here you go......  Somethingy on a Stick...



Can you even GUESS what it is???
    It is a Deer Trachea....  that Mom HUNG in the Garage to Dry fur us...      It is only HALF of it...  
        OMD those thingys are DELICIOUS....  they pawvide HOURS of Gnawing pleasure...
   Just Sayin

Friday, March 27, 2015

Today is Fractured Fryday Hairy Tales (FFHT) Day...

The INCLUSION for the month of March is...
   I knew that I would remember this Forever because....
                           By Ernest vonSchnitzel

I have pictures to show you of my Furst week here on the hill....  back when I was just a tiny puppy...
     THIS is me with my NEW BROTHER... Frankie.....  
 He INSTANTLY started to teach me IMPAWTANT stuffs...  like how to dig a good hole...
 And how to Sniff fur stuffs...
 Is this Right Frankie???    
 I didn't have enough Mud and stuffs in my furs... so he said to get back in there and try HARDER...
 I did pretty good at getting my NOSE covered in mud.

 When I didn't do thingys RIGHT....  Frankie made me have TIME OUT....   So I would Learn better and Faster...
 Then Frankie taught me about the GARDEN.... and he Goodies that come from THERE...    THIS is my furst taste of a nearly Ripe Green Pepper...     Frankie showed me how to get it shredded and ready fur eating...
 THEN he said ..... Go pick your own, Ernie....  get a pretty colored one.... so it will show up in the pictures...     and I DID IT......   I Pulled it right of the plant and Went to town on that bad boy...    Boy HOWDY are those thingys ever DELICIOUS...
I knew that I would REMEMBER this furEVER beclaws....
 My Brother is a GOOD teacher....      AND

Beclaws I LOVE HIM.     

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Toy Room Tour Continued....

BUTT FURST........    our furend     SHILOH   is celebrating his 12th. Birfday today....    he and Shasta have not blogged much lately since their mom Miss Kim... has been suffering some Bad Eye Issues...     BUTT we wanted to say HERE....   HAPPY BIRFDAY SHILOH !!!!       and to send POTP to their MOM.

THIS is ERNIE's STASH of    Balls....  he doesn't think much of Tennis Balls butt loves these crazy ones....    he hauls them around fur 87 hours... by their Ear or Foot....    then he starts and Skins them like a Squirrel...
This is a picture from a CALENDAR that mom had about 87 years ago...
    and the Big Blue Sign says....   DOGS Laugh with their TAILS....    
Mom and her furend MADE that sign...    

The pic UNDER the Blue sign is ANOTHER one from that Calendar....  I (Frankie Furter) look EXACTLY like the one on top.... and the one on the Bottom is a SPITTING IMAGE of Angel BARON   who went to the bridge.... 5 days before I came to the Hill to live.

NOW THEN......  we just had BOYZ Night Out and that was FOLLOWED by Wimmen's Night Out...

      I gotta tell you that WE GUYZ has ourselves a GRAND and GLORIOUS GOOD time..
  We have NO IDEA what kinda time the Wimmen had....  since THEY would NOT allow US in to check on what they were doing...         THAT's RIGHT Furends..... We TRIED to get in to all the events to..... WISH THEM WELL...and stuffs like that...... butt everytime we KNOCKED or Scratched or Rang Their BELL....  they REFUSED TO LET US IN !!!!      TURNED AWAY...   SHUT OUT  ....     SHUNNED .......      SNUBBED....            We had like 87 doors ///SLAMMED/// in our faces.           BUTT WE ARE NOT BITTER....  WE are NOT ANGRY.... WE are NOT HURT....  WE are NOT SAD...        NOPE not a bit of it...    WE are just gonna stay here on our hill and enjoy all the goodies that we were GOING to give to YOU mean  spiteful  WONDERFUL  WIMMEN.        Just Sayin.      

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Happy Birfday to Cussin SARGE....

TODAY IS OUR CUSSIN SARGE'S 9th. BIRFDAY... AND ....We threw him a PAWTY...

This was a Surprise fur Sarge.....   he went outside to to his Patrol work and WE stayed INSIDE and worked like  .....  DAWGS to get everythingy ready..     We gave Sarge a New BEAR fur his collection....



 QUIT Messin around FRANKIE and help me get this BUNTING put up....
 OKAY Ernie....  I got it straight now...
 Lookin GOOD.....      We got his pressie and his Toys and his Snacks...    YEP we did good...  of course it only took us 87 hours to get it set fur the big guy...
 THEN we put on our Birfday Glasses.....
 and Started to Sing the ♫ Happy Birfday to SARGE song ♫      and his dad let him in....    and ....
Sarge was    TOTALLY surprised...

 Sarge just went all Crazy Cracker Dawg.....  with all the Snacks and stuffs that we gave him...

 ESPECIALLY his new Wiggle Jiggle ball.....   he wanted all the pawty stuffs Cleared away so that he could PLAY with it....
 He was making it GIGGLE as he made it Jiggle....     you should have seen it....   and HEARD it...


HAPPY 9th BIRFDAY to you CUSSIN....         We were glad to have been there to PAWty with you.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Wimmen of Blogville....

Today is the day that Blogville's WIMMEN are going to TRY to have FUN... butt we MANLEY MEN... know that Wimmen have fun WRONG...       BUTT it will be FUN to watch them TRY...

     Did you have a BLAST Yesterday... fur GUYZ DAY???    WE Surely did.    It was all SUPER...  We THANK all the HOSTS and Pawticipants and supporters...    
    Did YOU get your BOWLING TROPHY from Lassie and Benji????     We love OURS....     We will ADD it to our Collection of stuffs in our TOY ROOM....  


Speaking of our Toy Room....  
THIS is a Picture of our DAD.....  Ernie and I did it... fur   DRAW your PEEPS event from the Summer OLYMPICS...     WE think we captured his true spirit..