Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Pressies from YORK....

That's York in the grrrreat state of Pencil Vane E Ah...  

You will not Believe this....     Our Furend     KHYRA....   and I (Frankie Furter)  have had this Back and Forth Pressie thingy going fur like 87 years now...    it started when Khyra sent this Cookie TIN to me...   with a Milkbone in it...       the Milkbone was NICE... butt I knew she was really just TEASING and Mocking and TAUNTING me with the TIN... beclaws on the FRONT is a SNOW FREAK...    
   Now Khyra is a Sibe... and WOO all know that THEY have MAD (and I use that word loosely, since I think anyone who LOVES snow and Snow FREAKS Must be MAD) Love fur SNOW... and anythingy to DO with Snow...
   BUTT.... I (Frankie Furter) DO have a sense of HUMOR...   so I SAVED the TIN... and the next year... I SENT it BACK to Khyra...  with Milkbones in it...    WELL NOW this has become the MOST TRAVELED TIN in All the World...     It just keeps going BACK and Forth between OUR HILL and Khyra's KHORNER of York Pencil Vane E Ah...      BUTT WAIT.... there is somethingy ELSE.... NOW there is THE CARD that comes with it...    YES, we are Even Recycling one of the Snow Freak Christmas Cards that my mom FORCES us to inflict upon  we send out.  
    THIS tin and Card have become the GIFT that KEEPS on GIVING...
    AKA   the REVOLVING TIN               And the other day.....  Khyra Sent it Back to me...  
And here is what all came WITH IT...  
      All carefully PADDED with SNOW FREAK BAGS.....    Can you see that???
and right UNDER the WEIS bag... is THE PRECIOUS     REVOLVING  TIN...    Look at it...  If you DARE...   a SNOW FREAK right on the Lid...         They even packed in a NEWSPAPER that told about Khyra's recent Snow...       (our dad grabbed that up to read INSTANTLY...  beclaws he is suffering from Snow induced CabinET Fever)
 INSIDE the Revolving Tin was this little Guy...  a WHITE Sibe...   And do you See the Snow FREAK card behind his ear???       This little one took PITY on us and sent   Irish Potatoes...  which is ANOTHER tradition that Khyra and I have... We BOTH always have Corned Beef Cabbage Carrots and Potatoes on St. Patrick's Day...      Butt we think THESE are fur DESSERT afterwards...  So we had Mom put these up until March 17th...
 There was a Cool drool Magazine in the box... and these super SNACKS   and Snow FREAK COOKIES....
 AND there was a Big Snow Freak STAR Shaped Precious Porcelain (or else BONE China) Platter... AND Candy Cane Cookies....       and a Blue Cut out of a Snow Freak...  
 Can you EVEN Believe all this .....  THOUGHTprovoking Full Ness???
 HERE is a CLOSE UP of the very Precious and well traveled and MUCH CARED FOR...  REVOLVING  Snow Freak TIN...
 And did I mention that Khyra always sends me some of her FLOOF???   See it???   it is so SOFT and it smells JUST like our beloved furend!!!    You can tell from what is written here that this card has been crossing the Ohio and Pencil Vane E Ah Border fur a LONG time...    BUT not as long and as often as the.... TIN has.
 Here is the card... on the Front EVIL side...   When it was opened.... Khyra's Floof came FLOOFING out...       And so did her LONG TIME FRIENDSHIP...        Khyra and Miss Phyllis... I THANK YOU fur ALL the super stuffs that you packed into that BOX of  
Now Furends if you don't KNOW      KHYRA     Woo should go meet her...   beclaws she is VERY VERY much Special...   Almost every single Sunday of every single year...  she sends her mom out to help TRANSPORT dogs from the South to the North where they can find Wonderful New FUREVER and EVER homes...    I don't know the exact count... butt Khyra's Mom has SERIOUSLY helped with the transport of  HUNDREDS of needy dogs...   This lady is TOTALLY COMMITTED to this most Worthy and Worthwhile endeavor...    And I (Frankie Furter) Admire and RESPECT her GREATLY.   This is one of these QUIET HEROES of Blogville...   Asking for Nothing and GIVING so much.       Miss Phyllis....   I    SALUTE YOU !!!
     BUTT I still do not like SNOW or Snow FREAKS...
     PeeS.... IT WILL Return...  oh YES it will.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Case # 87-7 Wallace Vs Mum.... Day in Court...


ALL RISE..... this session of INTERNATIONAL COURT is now in Session
{{THWAP }}      Are all the pawties ready to pawceed?


 WE are your Worshiplyness.         I call Wallace to the stand...

Wallace would you please tell the court exactly what Transpired On or ABOUT your FOURTH BIRFDAY...   ?   



Here is how it all unfolded, sire.   

My Birthday is February the 1st. Mom was busy helping us with our Birthday post for our Auntie Kym, whose Birthday is February the 3rd. Suddenly mom went very quiet...then she started scrabbling through our blog, pulling up last February's archived posts. This was followed by a loud gasp and a rushed e-mail was sent off to our Dada, Auntie Kym and grandparents. Sammy and I were trying to figure out what was going on butt mom told us to go play in the garden while she "sorted something out". 

Long story short. Mom confessed to thinking that my Birthday is February the 5th and only figured out her mistake on February the 2nd, a FULL day AFTER my real Birthday. I was DE.VA.STATED! HOW could she forget!? She made excuses about being busy at work blah...blah...blah...that she'd make it up to me...blah...blah...blah

Now Wallace did "SHE" ever do ANYTHINGY fur your Birfday???

YES Sire...    she gave me THIS puney excuse fur a Birfday thingy...
    Almost 87 days After the Fact..
Roxy... could you please enter EXHIBIT A into the record..?

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 She DOES say that I am Sweet and that it is WAS....  ummmmmm   HAD BEEN at one time long ago... My Birfday..       Sniffle Sniffffff   Sniff...  whine whimper..
I See.    And she CLAIMED that she was TOO BUSY   getting thingys ready fur your AUNTIE's Birfday and she didn't REALIZE that YOURS was not FURST.  Is that Correct?
    That's Corr.... hey is that a FLY in your Wig?   Cause it surely does LOOK like a Fly to me...  OOOPS... sorry I digressed...   I was saying...  that you are quite correct...     and HEY... I think I am also... I just saw that Fly Fly Away...  or maybe it was a MOTH..   
Ahhhhhhhem..... let us stick to the subject here, shall we?         Did she celebrate your birfday on the Right day... Last year?
     YES!    Butt now I am CONVINCED that it was a MOTH that flew outta your wig...   Hey Your Worshipless Furter... do you have Moths in YOUR Wig, too..
     {{{THWAP}}}   THAT WILL BE ENOUGH of THAT STUFFS...  Counselor...  Control your Client... or I will hold you both in contemptedness!!!!   
YES, your Mopheadedness...     Wallace... no more talk of Flies or MOTHS..
      Now then....  DOES your Mum even OWN a Calendar?
She does.
   Does she NOT write down  YOUR impawtant Dates on it?   And does she not then  Put them into a NEW calendar on New Year's Eve?    
Apparently not Sire.   
So do you know WHAT she does on New Year's Eve... other than THIS MOST impawtant of ALL chores?   Please tell us she does NOT waste the evening with foolish Peep Pawties and TV watching and Such!!!
   Well, Sire    I am not SURE WHAT she did on New Year's Eve... butt it Obviously wasn't what she SHOULD have been doing.
I TOTALLY Agree, Wallace.
      Your Wastefulness...  We Rest our CASE...    
VERY WELL THEN....     I will take this case under
advisement... and Deliberateness... and give you my findings on THURSDAY March 5th..    
     And Ernie.... I want you to Send that Wig out to be PAWFESSIONALLY cleaned... BEFORE Court resumes on the 5th.            AND I would like to add that THIS pawceeding should be QUITE seriously Across the POND since I have heard that TODAY is   our Furend        MOLLY's 3rd Birfday...        Just Sayin !!!!
        Court is dismissed !
{{THWAP}}

Monday, March 2, 2015

Just fur GUYS EYES......

Hey GUYS      Look what SARGE made fur US!!!   You can help yourself to it... to help advertise OUR big Day...    

Cool isn't it???

Butt let us tell you what is NOT cool.....  Blogville's Wimmen are getting OUTTA control here...  RUBY recently tried to BRIBE Us and stuffs.... just beclaws She and the rest of the Wimmen are are gettin GREEN with JELLYness over OUR big FUN day....           They should have their OWN stuffs to do on the 23rd...    Of course it would just be BORING stuffs....   beclaws WE Manley MEN all know that Wimmen have     FUN....  WRONG  !!!    
    IF... they can manage to get their Heads outta their Shopping Bags...  it should be sort of FUNNY to see what they TRY to come up with...      
     GUYS RULE and Girrrrls....   PRIMP...     just sayin.


Walter   Yard Zoomies    cindywelch(at)Rochester.rr.com

Lassie and Benji   BOWLING  teresius1(at)aol. com

Sarge   Joke Room    Lfurman1987(at)yahoo.com

Oz    Foodables... eat fest    oztheterrier(at)yahoo.com

Casey   Texas BBQ     dreagoddess(at)gmail.com

Ranger   Best BEARD   (real or Pawtend)  scottieranger(at)gmail.com

Murphy and Stanley   Pharrrrting contest   cecampbell(at)msn.com

Zaphod   Hunting or doing somthingy in the Woods  even Camping      leeandphod(at)Bell.Net

Edward    Poker Pawty  he needs your NAME and Blog link sent to
                  2frenchbullys(at)gmail.com

Speedy   PUB and Foodables....  rachel.dejong28(at)googlemail.com    pics of you ...not with food

Joey and Chester   Mud Fun......   christinersm(at)gmail.com

Oreo   Scratch and Sniff       dcraftsalot(at)yahoo.com

Jakey, Bilbo, & Arty   Muddy Paws   bethblog(at)ebchristians.com 

US.....    watching  Sports on TV     frankiefurterprice(at)gmail.com     ANY sport will do...

      Some have asked the Difference between Joey and Chester's   MUD FUN    and Jakey and Bilbo and Arty's     Muddy Paws...      well there isn't a LOT of difference...   you might even be able to use the same pics for BOTH...           BUTT remember MUD is the NEW Black...  and our favorite Color is MUD...              Mud can NOT be Over Celebrated and Appreciated if you ask US....  Esp. since WINTER Stole our MUD and Froze it STIFF as Concrete...    

PRE Trial 87-7 Wallace Vs his MUM...

Good Morning Beautiful.... are you ready to start work on Wallace's International Law Case?
YES, Ernie.   BUTT I am kinda worried about this one...  it isn't a ROYAL trial like PRINCESS Leah's was...     BUTT....   I remember all the TV hype about that OTHER famous South African Trial.   There was all that Press coverage and I don't know what to WEAR...  I WISH I could wear my Tiara... it brought us LUCK the last time...   


 Do you mean the Oscar   PeeStoryUs Trial???         Honey this one won't be ANYTHINGY like THAT....    and you Can't wear the tiara to COURT this time... BUTT if you want to wear it fur ME right NOW...  
STOP THAT Right NOW Ernie.... this is SERIOUS and we MUST get Busy on it.
Don't worry Roxy.... this one will be DIFFERENT....         Let's take a look at what Our Client sent to us.... so we can get ready fur court TOMORROW...
I have his letter to us... right here, Ernie...

Dear Mr Ernie-the-Attorney, Sir, 

It is with a heavy heart that I am seeking your assistance. I do understand that you are a highly sought after attorney and I can only hope that you have time in your busy schedule to take on my case. 

So here is the issue:

As you may be aware, I (Wallace) recently celebrated by fourth Birthday. BUTT what you may not know is that...*whimper*...sorry...*whine*...I get all choked up having to bark about this. You see...my parents actually FORGOT about my Birthday *HOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLL*

     Roxy this is gonna be a Chunk of Squirrel...   
   Look at all this Evidence...         A FORGOTTEN Birfday.... you KNOW how the ol' Farter Loves to celebrate Birfdays...  he will Not stand fur THIS...
       Let me go get everythingy ready...    and you go pick out a nice Dress to wear...    and make SURE that you don't spill Coffee on my WIG again...  
    Tomorrow will be a GRRRRREAT Day in Court...

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       FUR GUYZ EYEZ  ONLY....


Walter   Yard Zoomies    cindywelch(at)Rochester.rr.com

Lassie and Benji   BOWLING  teresius1(at)aol. com

Sarge   Joke Room    Lfurman1987(at)yahoo.com

Oz    Foodables... eat fest    oztheterrier(at)yahoo.com

Casey   Texas BBQ     dreagoddess(at)gmail.com

Ranger   Best BEARD   scottieranger(at)gmail.com

Murphy and Stanley   Pharrrrting contest   cecampbell(at)msn.com

Zaphod   Hunting Somethingy in the Woods  leeandphod(at)Bell.Net

Edward    Poker Pawty  he needs your NAME and Blog link sent to
                  2frenchbullys(at)gmail.com

Speedy   PUB and Foodables   send pictures of yourself to rachel.dejong28(at)googlemail.com

Joey and Chester   Mud Fun......   christinersm(at)gmail.com

Oreo   Scratch and Sniff       dcraftsalot(at)yahoo.com

Jakey, Bilbo, & Arty   Muddy Paws   bethblog(at)ebchristians.com

Sunday, March 1, 2015

A special Pressie...

Before we start ... we want to tell you Happy MARCH ....   HERE on OUR HILL... it came in like a LION....  with SNOW....    and that is a good thingy....  if March comes IN like A Lion it will go OUT like a LAMB....           
  
NOW then.... that being said......

The other day we gotted a Stunning surprise PRESSIE PACKAGE...   It came from Miss SAUNDRA Romanus    who lives in Pencil Vane E Ah...  butt does NOT have a BLOG... HOWEVER, she DOES read Our Blog and we Love her fur that...     She will be Starting a Blog SOON though and we want you to be ready to meet and welcome some new furends to Blogville when it happens...
    So anyway....   back to the Pressie Package...   we opened it up and...     guess who was INSIDE???


US...    that's who...

Miss Saundra ..... embroidered US on these really Cool Towels.....
 and she sent us some Treat Snacks TOO....       We want to say THANK YOU THANK YOU fur this FANGtastic Surprise Pressie...
 And a Nice Letter.....   that says she will be MOVING TO BLOGVILLE...  and we can't WAIT...
Isn't Blogville the mostest Grand and Loving and Generous and Welcoming place in the Whole UNIVERSE?    
    Now Miss Saundra.... when you are ready...  you let us know... and we will ALL be glad to help you get set up and READY to Move in...          RIGHT Blogville???  
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   This is fur GUYZ eyes ONLY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Okay   GUYZ....   we gotta start getting our pictures (if they are needed) to the HOSTS fur  GUYZ day/night OUT...        Here are the email addys that WE have fur the hosts...


Walter   Yard Zoomies    cindywelch(at)Rochester.rr.com

Lassie and Benji   BOWLING  teresius1(at)aol. com

Sarge   Joke Room    Lfurman1987(at)yahoo.com

Oz    Foodables... eat fest    oztheterrier(at)yahoo.com

Casey   Texas BBQ     dreagoddess(at)gmail.com

Ranger   Best BEARD   scottieranger(at)gmail.com

Murphy and Stanley   Pharrrrting contest   cecampbell(at)msn.com

Zaphod   Hunting Somethingy in the Woods  leeandphod(at)Bell.Net

Edward    Poker Pawty     2frenchbullys(at)gmail.com

Speedy   is going to supply some Foodables    ?? don't know if we need pix

Joey and Chester   Mud Fun......   we don't have their Email

Oreo   Scratch and Sniff       dcraftsalot(at)yahoo.com

Jakey, Bilbo, & Arty   Muddy Paws   bethblog(at)ebchristians.com  

Frankie and Ernie....     BIG SCREEN  Sports....   frankiefurterprice(at)gmail.com .....We need a pic of YOU watching some sort of Sports on YOUR TV...   

NOTE:   if there are more than One of you in the pic... please give the host ALL the names...    

HOSTS..... if we have your Email Wrong... please say so...     AND also let us know what it is that you need fur us to send to us....  EX...   Lassie and Benji only want a HEAD Shot of you...    and Casey wants a pic of you EATING somethingy...            THIS is gonna be SO much Fun...