Thursday, January 19, 2017

THEN and NOW Ernie's TAIL

THIS was WAY BACK a LONG time ago...   January 10, 2010 to be Eggs Act..

Please excuse the Lens Cap on the left... It was REALLY hard t get a good pic of Ernie's tail... Butt this pic shows it Best.. See what I mean.. It looks like somebuddy tired to Braid it.. the RED furs are coming from UNDER and growing up OVER the Black Pawt. AND.. Look at the Tip.. BaaaaaaaaWaaaaaah... his tail is CRAZY!!!
Look at all the TWONGY furs. I laff at his tail ALL THE TIME...
Mom TRIED to get a close up of the WILD FURS... 
THAT was Ernie's TAIL....  back THEN and THIS is what it looks like NOW...
   You had better NOT PHARRT Ernie...
 YUCK it Stinks anyway...
 His tail FINALLY came unbraided...  butt I think it STILL looks Wonky.  
 BUTT....   it is Better than it WAS...   

Frankie...  mom would NOT approve of this post...  

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Maybe THIS will work

 I WAS thinkin' Staples might be the way to go...    Butt it was ANOTHER Epic Fail....  {{SIGH}}
Ernie...   you have   STINKIN' Thinkin'.   

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Roxy Foxy Woes... Cont.

Pawhaps THIS will work...

 Ernie you are a SQUIRREL BRAIN.....   You SURELY know that STAPLES are NOT Gonna Work.        ADMIT IT...  You DEADED  Roxy Foxy and that's all there is to it.
FRANKIE....   YOU are a NOT very Helpful.   

"SEW" what's your Point, Ern ????

Monday, January 16, 2017

Roxy Foxy Woes.. STILL cont.


HEY FRANKIE.....    THIS is Gonna WORK fur SURE....     I'm gonna put a PATCH on Both PAWts of Roxy Foxy...      I don't KNOW why I didn't think of THIS in the beginning...

Ernie you  Squirrel PHARRRrrrrrt...   THAT won't WORK...   That is Pawt of a Chipmunk Stuffie.... that you Deaded MONTHS ago...     Where did you have THAT Hidden???
        HELP ME BLOGVILLE....    Ernie the HEAD CASE... has LOST IT...   

I DID NOT   Lose anythingy....   I have known EXACTLY where this SPARE PAWT was.
   I am just GLAD that I had the Foresight to SAVE it...

HELP ME BLOGVILLE....   HELP ME, I SAY.    

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Roxy Foxy Woes Cont.


I really DID try to tell him...

STUFF IT, Frankie...  OH, I guess that wasn't the best word to use...     SNIFF it Frankie...   That's Better...
     I decided to try the DUCK tape....
Since Trying to TIE Roxy Foxy's tail back on...   Epic Fail...
OKAY....  I'm gonna admit it RIGHT AWAY....  I'm not very much HANDY with DUCK tape...
 

DARN....    DUCK Tape is really Sticky...
 MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM        I need some HELP here....
 OKAY.... I got this now....   Looks pretty good...  Now let's give this a WHIRL...


STAND BACK FRANKIE....  I'm Gonna give her a "SHAKE" Down Trial...

OH SQUIRREL SNOT....
NOW look what I've done....     Not only did the Duck Tape NOT hold...   butt I guess I sort of got OVER ZEALOUS with my SHAKING during the Shake Down Trial...      Not Only is Roxy Foxy STILL in Two Pawts... butt her SQUEAKER is now hanging on by a Thread...    

{{ SIGH }}


Guess it's Back to the Drawing Board  ...  AGAIN...

Don't Worry Roxy....  I'm gonna get this RIGHT...  SOON...