Sunday, February 1, 2015

Case Work Madi vs Mom Case # 87-3

Shhhhhhhhhhh   I came into the Office EARLY to put a card out fur my Foxy ParaLegal...   THIS is the FIRST DAY OF   LOVE ♥ Month you know....  and don't furget TOMORROW the Ground Hog will say that SPRING is just around the corner...             ...Now WHERE can I "HIDE" it so she will Find it Easily????         Hummmm   why not... On the COPIER.??     Yeah, that's a good place...    she will have Lots of stuffs to copy fur Madi's Trial...



OKAY.....     Now I gotta look like I am HARD at Work...    tackling this case... "LICKETY Split"
GOOD MORNING ROXY.....     I am working like a DAWG here...    Are you Ready to get started on Madi's   Briefs and stuffs?

 I just have a couple more thingys to get out Ernie...  
 WE don't want to Miss ANYTHINGY, you know...

Here is her TESTIMONY.... and the EXHIBITS fur taking to Court...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THE OTHER DAY WHILE I WAS TAKING MY 3rd or 4th
nap....I was rudely awaken by the door bell...
it was NOT EARL* our mailman. 
(*my peeps used to think our mailman's name was Earl..but one week there was a substitute,
Dad asked him where is Earl?  The substitute replied, do your mean Tony?
The peeps said he didn't look  like a Tony so now they call him Not Earl)

I heard mom say look a package from Judge Frankie 
and Ernie the Attorney...so I sashayed into the room 
to see what they sent me!!!

Sometimes moms are sneaky so I stuck my nose in the box
anyway

I might have to share this gorgeous red t-shirt

OKAY Roxy....   THERE is our POINT...      Right there   
Madi is Totally Correct...  it Clearly says CATS in CAT WRITING No Less.

Is there anythingy ELSE...???
YES,,,   Madi is also charging her mom with...NEGLECTING to fill  her Super Bowl in a timely Fashion...  AND ALSO.... with Dailey Relentless Stalking of her... with the Flashy Beast...


You get everythingy ready... including the  EXHIBITS...   
   hehehehe.... and could you go to the COPY ROOM and make a COPY of EVERYTHINGY??
We don't need any more copies, Ernie...
Ummmm,  Hummmmm,     YES we do....  we need these COPIED... fur....  ummmm , Fur... EXTRA EVIDENCE..
Okay Ernie... butt it is a waste of Toner and Time...
That's fine Roxy...   we have plenty of BOTH...    hehehhhehehe

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNIE......     you big TEASER....♥ I like My ♥ Card.

OK.... we gotta get to WORK.... RIGHT NOW ERNIE...      Madi deserves our FULL ATTENTION...   She would NOT like fur us to be Billing and Cooing...  on her Billable Time.
   Sheesh... Roxy...  you are a cruel Task Mistress.       I am going into my Office and work on Madi's BRIEFS ... right NOW..


Saturday, January 31, 2015

Please EXCUSE....

Just checking....on something....   Comments are OFF.... for this

WE nearly FAINTED when we saw this...

WE got a SHOCKER of a PRESSIE PACKAGE...
     Blogville's BELOVED  Furends at   CHEWY.COM   sent us a pressie...
Last summer they sent out this Big BOX of GRAND stuffs...   and we thought WOW this is GRRRREAT...
 AND of COURSE it WAS... and still IS...   butt they just sent us Somethingy ELSE...  
     OUR PORTRAITS...       Show it to our furends Ernie...
 E R N I E ....  you Squirrel brain   that is NOT our Portrait...  it is CUTE and FUN and stuffs... butt that is NOT eight one of US...            Quit Goofin off and show them what came...
 OKAY Frankie...  I'll quit Yankin your Walkin String...   this was what was INSIDE...  I thought it would be FOODABLES... butt it didn't smell like snacks...   Even though it does say BOY and DINNER...          
 HURRY UP ERNIE.... EveryBuddy is WAITING....     

OKAY... inside the pretty blue paper was....   THIS...    
 OMD   it is FRANKIE and ME.... and it is PAINTED on our FAVORITE COLOR... and we are wearing out BOW TIES ...  the ones that Goose sent to us...
   We were SCREAMING fur MOM and DAD to COME and See what we got from our Furends at       CHEWY.COM           
      It is GRRRRRAND    And GRRRREAT and   GLORIOUS and Mom was Crying and Dad was going    WOW !   Boys that is Amazing...      

       NOW here is the FUNNY Pawt...   Well, not Funny Ha Ha Ha Ha...  funny...  we mean... well,  just as we were getting ready to Shout    THANK YOU CHEWY
  From the roof top...     our furends at CHEWY....  actually said    Thank you to US...    
   Do you see it????     THEY are saying Thank you... to US and  we are the ones who need to be THANKING THEM...            THANKING CHEWY, fur all that they do fur US and fur all of our Furends...          Thanking THEM fur the Portrait of US...   and they are saying Thank you to US...
 CAN you EVEN believe it...    ????????           a BEAUTIFUL Portrait... specially Painted fur US...  Check it OUT.... the ARTIST who did such a FABULOUS JOB of Painting OUR PORTRAITS...  SIGNED it ...   YES, She DID...  
   Mom kept saying Over and OVER...  Look at their EYES... they are so PERFECT... and their FACES...  the Expressions are Exquisite.   Then she would blow her nose and start all over again...                   OMD OMD    THANK YOU Chewy.com    and Thank you Miss Sydney and Miss Lauren  !
WE are SO thankful that you came into our lives...
Sincerely,
      Frankie Furter and Ernest vonSchnitzel

PeeS....   We had to put Mom to Bed with a Cold Compress...  that is how THRILLED SHE is.
    

Friday, January 30, 2015

FFHT..... It was the WORST New Year's Resolution I EVER Made...

This is  a   Blogville Sanctioned Event... brought to you by MayorZ MURPHY and STANLEY
     The INCLUSION for this month is....   It was the Worst New Year's Resolution I Ever made...


     Once upon a time, about 87 years ago....  I had the Crazy bright idea to make a New Year's Resolution... and I (Frankie Furter) wanted to do it RIGHT...   Not somethingy that I would be furgetting or giving up on.. in 87 seconds  days or stuffs like that...
    SO I put on my  working THINKING Cap...

 I just about BEAT my BRAINS out trying to come up with a GOOD Resolution...     I was in a DAZE I tell you...
 THEN Suddenly I had a brain PHARRRRT  an IDEA...       Here is what I came up with...
      I (Frankie Furter) resolved to....   Stop being MEAN to the Ground Moles who keep trying to set up HOLEKEEPING on my hill.    And I KEPT that Resolution fur NEARLY 87 days...   YES, it did.. BUTT then one day...    I realized that the SNOW was GONE and the Ground had THAWED and there was SOFT Dirt and MUD out there... just BEGGING fur me to DIG IT...    and THAT was the very second that I BROKE that Resolution...        What was I thinking...  THAT was the WORST New Year's Resolution I have EVER made...
The End...
          PEE S.......  PLEASE come back TOMORROW.... we have the most EXCITING thingy to SHOW and TELL you about...    WE can not EVEN WAIT fur you to see...
    Here is a CLUE...          Click HERE         Just sayin...       OH IT IS GOOD....  REALLY it is... Our MOM is WILD about this...   

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Reminders fur the day...


Reminders....     have you sent your pictures to MayorZ  Murphy and Stanley fur the   
            ♥  2  ♥   Dance????     There is a DEAD LION on this... so you had better HURRY...     Click the Link and find out what and where you need to send...


AND... speaking of thingys that pictures are needed fur....   the MayorZ are gonna have the Marathon...  and WE are hosting the ....   POTTY STATION...       so WE need you to send us a pic of YOU... going Potty...    along with your name...

     frankiefurterprice(at)gmail(dot)com            We already have EASY's....   just sayin...    
Note the Dead Lion.....  March 15th...
AND  the final one....   do you have your FFHT Story ready fur TOMORROW???  WE do...
    If you need the Inclusion... you can Click the Link for the MayorZ and there is a TAB at the top...