Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Good Bye June....

Can you BELIEVE that this year is HALF OVER... ALREADY????

We want you to remember that TOMORROW is the DEAD LION fur entering our Bronco Busting Event...
    It is SUCH a Deaded Lion that if you aren't in by tomorrow night at OUR Midnight we won't even be able to get you in....    beclaws on Thrusday morning EARLY  we are taking off fur Sarge's House...

We will be there fur a life sentence....   87 years...  SEVERAL Days and NIGHTS...    and won't be able to do any intermutts stuffs...    
Here is the list of everybuddy that we have as of now
Murphy and Stanley
Madi
Sugar Billy... Sw. Wm.
Sarge
Brumlie Earl
Easy
the FIVE SIBES
Bertie
Ranger
Bentley, Pierre, and Paisley
Dory and Mr. Bailey
Wesley
Sally Ann
Ziggy
Casey
Princess Leah

BUTT BEFORE we take a Bloggy Break we want to Wish    NIN   a Very Much Happy Birfday... NIN will be TWENTY years old....  on July 2nd.     

And we wish everybuddy a very much HAPPY Fourth of July...  

Monday, June 29, 2015

RAIN RAIN..... GO AWAY...... out to the WEST COAST

We are in a Weather Pattern here.....  it is CONSTANT (or so it seems) RAIN and MORE Rain...
   The other day we had to come off our Hill....  and go to the Little Town fur some thingys...  and we saw THIS along the Road....     the day before... we would NOT have been able to GO to town...
     See that Yellow sign???
Rain water had come RUSHING down that big hill and COVERED the ROAD   for about 40 Yards...
    It had come across SO Swiftly that the road guys had to put the sign in sort of SIDEWAYS.... to keep IT from being Washed away...    
We wish that SOME of this rain could drop in the West Coast states where they need it DESPERATELY...  
   Pee S  these pics were taken from INSIDE Jessie Jeep....   with the Stupid Phone....    

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Darwin Lite...

Our Furend Bertie....    asked us to Tell stuffs that show our Peeps.... are in need of some FURther EVOLUTION...

So we guess this gives us free rein to Show and Tell it like it is...            
     

THIS sort of says it ALL   where our DAD is concerned...       He has 87 bazillion sets of SPENDERS...   "BUTT"  Some days.... he just lets it all hang out...

We made this SMALL to help EASE your EYES...              
Do you remember THIS One???   We made a PUMPKIN BUTT SCARE CROW that Looked JUST Like HIM.    
And WHO could furget THIS????            Our DAD is  a MAJOR CRACK UP...       and Soo deserving of the Darwin Lite Award...      BUTT WAIT.......    there's MORE...
Our MOM once read this crazy thing about how the longer WE live with our PEEPS the MORE they begin to  EVOLVE and start to  Look like US...   and she set out to PROVE IT....       using Scientific Methods and Digital Cameras and  Poop and Mirrors and stuffs...    

Can you say.... EPIC FAIL.....    

As you can SEE there is MUCH Evolving Needed on our hill.....  either THAT or More Mentals Health....  

Saturday, June 27, 2015

RANGER's SUNNY GLASSES DAY...

          ♫ Never Count your Milkbones while your Sittin' at the table...♫



Friday, June 26, 2015

FFHT Day..... and somethingy SPECIAL....

Before we do the FFHT story.... we want to say HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY MISS JAN...  of the Funny Farmers...    


Fractured Fryday Hairy Tale....     inclusion:  I knew I needed a good excuse for.....

ONCE A Pond a Time....  there was a WONDERFUL Dachshund who was CUTE and CUDDLY and BRILLIANT and LOVABLE and stuffs...    And this Dachshunds INITIALS were Frankie Furter..         Did we mention that he was LOVED by ALL SPECIES???




 YES, INDEED he was(is) loved by all...     except MAYBE his brother on certain days...
So Anyway....  this Dachshund had a LOVE fur Adventures... and so when the chance came to go on a FOR REAL.... Wild WEST hills of Southeastern Ohio     TRAIL RIDE....   this Dachshund guy  was all fur it..... butt he neglected to ASK his mom FURST...    He just said...   GIDDY UP  and Galloped off into the sunSHINE...       
      Now 87 minutes later... his mom went looking fur him... and SCREAMING his name like she was berserk  and Crying and stuffs...        she was just ready to call  8711  to repawt that he was PUPKNAPPED.... when WAAAAAAAAAY down the Road... she saw...   HORSES coming up the Road.... and she was   SCREECHING     FRRRRRRRRRRRANKIE...
   and THAT is When     I KNEW....
I needed a GOOD excuse fur......       Being     AWOL...   
NOTE TO SELF:    NEVER LEAVE HOME....  Without the MOM's PAWMISSION.