Blogville's PAWples Court.. Now in Session

All RISE.... Mayor Frankie Furter is takin the Bench...

FF... Chief ... are you Ready?
S.. Yes Frankie... UMMMM I mean MAYOR
FF.. FRANCINE.. are YOU READY??
C.F. Yes Frankie
FF.. Miss Furter.. You are to address me as MAYOR.. when I am wearin my Judgie Wig... AND what is that PUP doing in Chambers? OFFICER of the Court.. Please escourt this little girrrrl out of her..
CF.. BUTT FRANKIE... my Little Ernestine is MY WITNESS...
FF.. I SAID... call me MAYOR
CF... Ok CUSSIN MAAAAAAAAArrrrrr... butt Ernestine is still my witness and I demand she stay with ME..
FF... Take the little one to the Hall and I will CALL he when we need her..
FF.. Now Chief... what is the nature of this ticket?
S. Mayor, I was on Snack Street and I saw... your Cussin FRANCINE driving all wrong..
CF... I was NOT... the center line is just TOOOOOOO skinny.. It isn't even as wide as a squirrel tail...
FF...... WAIT your TURN Cussin Francine.
FF Continue please Officer..
S... Well, I pulled her over and gave her a ticket and told her she was gonna have to do community service and..
CF.. Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee.... Frankie.. he wants me to pick up POOPS
FF... ENOUGH.... YOU WILL address me as MAYOR... or it is gonna be WORSE.
S.. well she got her tail all in a twitch and started screamin and stuff..
CF... I did NOT scream... a LADY does NOT scream, isn't that right Fran..ummmm Mayor?
FF. WELL, Francine... I can tell RIGHT NOW that you are guilty as a squirrel with stuffie guts hanging outta his mouth... butt..
I'll be willing to listen to you fur about 87 seconds.
F... I want my little Ernestine with me... PLEASE..
FF.. OK... butt havin her bat her eyes at me... is NOT gonna help your case any. I'm just sayin.
Enter Ernestine...
HIIIIIIIIIIIII Cussin FRANKIE... Can I pull your Wig??? Can I sit in your chair ? Can I play with your hammer thingy? Can I make zoomies in this big room? Can I
FF... ERNESTINE.... QUIET.. You have to call me MAYOR
ef Why? Why do I have to? Why are you wearing that Wig Cussin Frankie? Is this your other house?
FF... ERNESTINE!!!! I SAID... QUIET.. SIT and be QUIET
ef.. Ok Cussin Frankie butt WHY? Why do I have to sit and why do I...
FF... SARGE... do you have that MUZZLE???


FF... OK... now Ernestine..... YOU are NOT allowed to ask ANY questions in this Room... NONE. OK...???
ef... yes Mayor. {{{whine}}}
CF.... NOW do you see what you have done Frankie... You big Bully.. You have caused my little tiny puppy to WHINE... I hope you are satisfied. AND just what am I supposed to do with this innocent little pup while I am Pickin up Strange POOPS?? Here sweetie you come over here and cuddle with me.. Francine will make it all better..
FF... OK... here is what is gonna happen... IF.. you promise NOT to drive us crazy.. HERE or on the streets of Blogville.. I
Will suspend your Fine and Community Service. OK.

CF... OH Yes Cussin Fraaaaan... oops.. Mayor.. I'll be sure not to be checkin my furs in the rear end mirror... while on Snack Street.
FF... OK.... Case Dismissed.


CF.... Hey cussin Sarge... Neener Neener Neener
S... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FF...... CLEAR THE COURT
Note to self: COUNT DAYS UNTIL SOMEBUDDY ELSE GETS ELECTED MAYOR!! I've been mayor fur like 87 weeks and THIS is the furst time I have had to hold court..and it WOULD have to be with Cussin SARGE and Cussin Francine... SHEESH

Blogville MAYOR's COURT,,, NOW IN SESSION

THWACK.....     Order in the Court...     

    I am   MAYOR F. Furter and You will address me as   Mayor    Mayor Furter   or YOUR SUPREME MAJESTY   while in my Courtroom.     

Today we will be hearing the HIDEOUS story about the WONTON Destruction of Poor Sasha's Awesome Possum Pizza Truck.     This Occurred on our Beloved Back to School Day BASH Wed. Sept. 12, 2012 .   

Miss SASHA    Please show us EXHIBIT #1
   Here it is Frankie...   THIS WAS my Possum Pizza Truck....    
Please refer to me as MAYOR FURTER...  Or Mayor....   or    YOUR SUPREME MAJESTY...  
OK, Mayor.... HERE is a picture of what my Possum Pizza truck... USED to look like.
May I approach your High Chair?   
    BENCH.... Sasha   this is called a BENCH!!      Approach...
OH YES... that fur SURE is the way your truck LOOKED when Ernie and I ate our Morning Snack, and LUNCH, and Afternoon Snack.   It was a THINGY of BEAUTY... I must say.

    

 So tell this court what happened and    HOW it MADE you FEEL.  
OH FRANKIE...    oooops... Sorry,   I mean...   Your Supreme Majesty....   It was AWFUL ... just terrible...    I was MAD and SAD and I felt like POOPING...   a HOOOOOOGE PILE OF IT...
     See what happened , Your HONORABLE is this....     PUDDLES   had too much to drink...AGAIN  DECIDED TO take my AWSOME POSSUM PIZZA TRUCK FUR UN JOYFUL   JOY RIDE...   AND JUST LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID TO IT!!!!!     Waaaah  Whine   Whimper Sniff   Sniffle   ...        Does anybuddy have a Snot Rag???    

Puddles......     NICE DUDS...   VERY appropriate fur TODAY...     NOW...   PLEASE sit down and Wait your TURN...         IF you even GET a turn that is.

OMD OMD OMD.....    SASHA...    the EVIDENCE speaks fur itself.    Not to mention that the Street Crew... Reported   eating pizza off the streets and sidewalks and outta the trees and off the second floor of several buildings fur DAYS    Having to clean up spilled pizza fur Three delicious Days.        I can certainly see the Damage and I could SMELL the possum fragrance fur myself.

 Chief Sarge,   Do you have a report of this incident?
Yes, Cussin Frankie I...
THWAP....    You KNOW you are to refer to me as MAYOR when in Court...
OOOPS , Sorry MAYOR...  YES,  Here is my Report:
Please READ it into the Record, Chief Sarge.

Incident Report

Officer: Sarge, Chief of Police, Blogville

Date: September 12, 2012 Time: All Afternoon Long

Violation: Unauthorized Use of Motor Vehicle and Disorderly Conduct

Accused: Puddles Duddles Rain…um…um…hmmm…

Witnesses: Half of Blogville’s Residents

Primary Victim: Sasha

Description: This officer responded to report of the unauthorized use of a motor vehicle. Specifically, Ms Sasha’s Awesome Possum Pizza Truck. Witnesses report Ms Rainwhatever did obtain keys to said snack truck and proceeded to abscond with said vehicle. While operating said Awesome Possum Pizza Truck, she did, on multiple (really lots & lots) occasions commit the following violations: driving recklessly, squealing tires and hollering in violation of Blogville’s noise ordinance, while driving with one paw she did litter by slinging awesome possum pizzas into the streets and targeting residents, harassed citizens with soggy spit wads, threw a water balloon at the Blogville School Bus, and eventually did lose (total) control of the motor vehicle resulting in a collision and damages to the snack truck. Fortunately, no one was injured, though many Blogvillians were really testy about the pizza splatters and slobbery spit wads.

A copy of this report is available for insurance purposes and will be provided as an exhibit for Mayor’s Court.

Citation issued by: Sarge, Chief of Police

OK....      NOW then...

Are there any Witnesses to this CRIME???     
*&^%        ^$%^#      @$#%    *^$%#@ ((&***^%)@((*&W#_++!@$%#$(@&&@(#          *%#%$^&&*()$
THWACK...        OKAY... QUIET in the Courtroom...  I can't lissen to all of you at once.    I see about 87 paws up.     Just keep them UP...   IF you saw PUDDLES Driving the Possum Pizza truck in a WILD and    DIS WRECKABLE  Manner?        Let me count..   1,2,3,4,5,6,7,......... 85,86,87.     FINE...   That is what I thought.
PUDDLES....     I think that the PRO POND errrrrr ANTS  of EVIDENCE    Proves the Case of Bud   against you.   I, MAYOR FRANKIE FURTER see no reason to CONTINUE discussing this HORROR...       You have gone too far this time.   You have come between   US and our SNACKS...     WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????        Did you have Water Balloons on your BRAIN?       Nobuddy minded the Spit Wads in their furs too much  or gettin Stung by Rubbery Bands, PAINFUL TACKS ON CHAIRS..  or Even the pretty funny  PULL MY TAIL signs.... BUTT... YOU STOLE OUR  SASHA's  Awesome POSSUM PIZZA TRUCK!!!   You ripped about Blogville like a Squirrel on Steroids Screaming like a BAN SHE and scaring little Puppies and Kitties.  
I, Mayor Frankie Furter find you Guilty !     I sentence you to a PERIOD  .....  OMD OMD  I just made a FRANKIE FUNNY fur everybuddy.. SENTENCE... PERIOD.. Get it???   I crack myself up.   BUTT I DIGRESS..        I Sentence you to....    3 Days and nights of NO Huntin, Gruntin, Squirrel Deadin.. and NO DRIVING... of ANYTHINGY.   
THWACK....     Court's  Disjoined.  

Remembering some of my time as

I hope that you had a WONDERFUL time at MAYOR MADIson's   Swearing Ceremony and Blogville Bash...    {Burrrrrrrp}   Oooops... sorry... I ate WAY too much of Chef Sasha's fine foods .         Ernie and I had a BLAST...  even with all the ... THINGYS that seemed to happen.
 
Some of the thingys I remember MOST about being your MAYOR...
the CAMP PAIN ing....

 The COOLEST thingy was that as the    FURST mayor of our town.....      I (Frankie Furter) got to CHEWS the Town's    NAME.       THAT was probably my Proudest accomplishment.    I never See or Hear        BLOGVILLE   that I don't kinda   Puff Up with PRIDE.     I really remember THAT.   AND also....

 The SPEECHES  that I Delivered....

 My BADGE of OFFICE made by our beloved Auntie Tea  and the Kresty Krew

 Teaching classes for Blogville's Back to School Class.     WHO could furget havin the Wives say they were HOT FUR ME?????        Aren't Ruby and Penny GORGEOUS????    LOVE them to Pieces.  Yes I do.     THEY were so supportive of me.     

 Gettin New Furst Responder Vehicles fur our pawtection...    and the SMART MOVE of getting SARGE to be OUR     Chief of PAWlice.   Oh yes... thingys fur me to REMEMBER fur SURE.

 Havin to put up with ERNIE... hangin around MY office.    Some days he hardly let me get my very much difficult mayoring work done.     Sheesh  

YES furends....  Being your Mayor has been a FUN and EXCITING  and a PURE Pleasure fur me...

EXCEPT fur.... havin to PAWside over.......    MAYOR's COURT...

 Having to Bang that gavel  on some of my questionable DEAR furends  was

 REALLY Difficult.      I won't miss having to wear my Judgey Wig thingy...   Too much...   Butt I'm keepin it... just in case somethingy comes along.         
      I guess Madi will have to be scheduling a  LONG  Court Session ... SOON... after the thingys that went on Yesterday and Last Night.              Sarge and Bites were writing tickets like CRAZY.
      Good luck with THAT Madi.

I don't suppose I should end this    REMEMBER the GOOD TIMES without giving you another look at ME as my Favorite    SUPER HERO...   which was a thingy that PIP did once.

 BaaaaaaWaaaaaah      I'm     Cap'n   UNDERPANTS....  

THANK YOU fur your Support of ME as your mayor and for the support that I KNOW all of Blogville will SHOW FUR NEW MAYOR   MADIson.   

PeeS.......     that PAN in the corner of Madi's Office... is fur MAYOR's USE ONLY.      I had it installed JUST fur Mayor Madi.  

Mayor ARTY... takes Office... PEACEFUL Transition of PAWer fur Blogville.

   ....  Is this THINGY ON????     Can you Hear me Now?

GOOD DAY Fellow Blogvillians....  

     TODAY we are gathered to INAUGRATE our NEW MAYOR...   Hizzonor   ARTY.

Hey Honorable ARTY is one in a LONG (that's a Dachshund Pun) line of Blogville Mayorz.

   I was the Furst...  followed by Mayoress MADIson and most recently Mayorz Murphy and Stanley.

 Today we pass the Pawsition on To ARTY... who was duly elected by the Citizens of Blogville.

      I would like to tell YOU and Arty what Being Blogville's Mayor meant to ME...     I was Blogville's FURST Mayor... and as such It fell on ME to NAME our "TOWN"... which has now grown into a Full Blown CITY...    I chose BLOGVILLE since it sort of EXPLAINED (IF THAT IS PAWSIBLE) What our COMMUNITY is all about.    

       WE are SPECIAL and our COMMUNITY is SPECIAL.     WE are NOT like any other place in the ENTIRE Slice Earth.      

    As MAYOR of Blogville...  I had FUN...  I had RESPONSIBILITY...   I had HELP...  and I had a BLAST.    My Term was the BEST Time Of MY LIFE....

       All of the residents who held Cabinet Pawsions Did their Jobs with Great Pawfessionalism.     Arty, you can expect the Same...      THEY will have your Back, Jack.   

    ALL the Residents of Blogville will be Ready and Willing to lend Paws, Claws, Wings, and Creativity to HELP you make your Administration one that will Do US PROUD.   

      I am SURE that All of Blogville joins me in saying.....  

  YOU ARE GONNA BE A GRRRRREAT MAYOR, ARTY.    

                       THE CROWD GOES BALL  ISTIC...

WILD ...  YOWLS   HOWLS  Claw CLACKING AND WING FLAPPING....    

Pee S.... this is a Blog Hop thingy...     you can        CLICK HERE  to  find the rest.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Fur ALL of Blogville...

DEAR FURENDS ,      Below is a very much SPECIAL  Announcement fur YOU....          THIS is VERY MUCH EXCITING...   As Blogville's FURST Mayor  I served you fur Two Years... which is the Longest time Allowed by our TERM LIMITS thingy...   THEN Mayoress Emeritus MADIson Served you fur TWO Years...      Our CURRENT MayorZ...  Murphy and Stanley are well into their Second Term of office....                This was a WONDERFUL experience fur ME (Frankie Furter) and I hope that the NEXT Mayor will see it as an opportunity to SERVE and to Have FUN with the residents of  Blogville.      It is a very fulfilling opportunity fur YOU to bring YOUR Leadership Style and Ideas to others.       OR to Nominate someone ELSE .  Someone you know would  make a good Mayor for our Beloved Town.    Respectfully, Judge Frankie Furter, Court of Common Fleas. Here's the stuff you gotta know: The mayoral pawsition may be held by ANY Blogville citizen, regardless of species or continent.  This is a 1-year term commitment  that may be extended to a second year (but the rules clearly state there is a term limit of 2 years). Job duties:   It is the mayor’s duty to foster good feelings and fun in Blogville while helping to unify and strengthen relationships among Blogville citizens.  Leadership and organizational skills will be helpful. How to Apply:   You can nominate someone you think would be a good candidate or you may volunteer to be a candidate.  All names must be brought forth by the dead lion of  April 15th!  All nominees must confirm their acceptance of the nomination by that same time.  No exceptions to this dead lion!! How Mayor will be chosen:  A secret election will be held and the candidate who receives the most votes will be declared the winner.  The winner will be inaugurated in January. Campaigning:  There will be NO organized campaigns or debates (although candidates may do anything they want on their own blogs so the citizens can learn more about them).  Instead, the candidates are asked to demonstrate their leadership, organizational, and communication skills by working together and organizing a Summer Olympics Event in August. To Nominate:  Put your nomination in as a comment.  The nominee may accept or decline the nomination by replying to the comment or emailing the current or prior mayors. To Volunteer:  Either volunteer in the comment section of this post or email any of the individuals shown above. A list of candidates who have either volunteered or accepted a nomination will be published on April 18th. This announcement has been approved by all current and former mayors of Blogville.

Easter stuffs... again

After the depressing... Rainy poopy Spring post from yesterday, I though I would show you some fun stuffs.
Okay... you all remember when I went to Sarge's house and I Peed on his BELOVED stick.
Well, while I was there we had our Easter time together.. BAH Hack gack .. Sooo, I had to give Sarge his Easter Stuffs. Here he is... after he had looked at everything. I mostly got him COP stuffs.. beclaws.. well, he thinks that stuffs is grrrreat. I got him a new Badge and PawCuffs and a new "gun" and a GoodNIGHT stick thingy... butt I didn't pee on this one. He just had to be a big SHOW OFF with everythingy.

See how he is... he wouldn't even let me SNIFF the stuffs.

Not even when his mom TOLD him to let me. What a Squirrl Brain.

He even said that he would "Pop me with his Pisstol".. hehehe butt I wasn't worried beclaws I had already done the Pee thingy on his BELOVED Stick. BaaaaaWaaaaah

I'm the MAYOR... and HE is NOT!!!


Now this is ME.. and I am sort of trying to Make Off with LORI's Marshmallow treat thingys.

I took them off the couch thingy.. and headed fur my SAFE Spot... which I call my OFFICE.

Sarge couldn't catch me... what kinda COP is he anyway??? See my Nice OFFICE???

I keep all of MY (Mayor Frankie Furter) impawtant stuffs in my OFFICE... So a certain stink butt can't get to it. hehehehe Have I mentioned that SARGE does NOT have an OFFICE?

I have to get this thingy in here... speedy quick. HELP me MOM...

My mom tried to put it back... butt I just went and took it again. That is when mom "helped" me into MY OFFICE.. and... put an end to my funs. You might not know this... butt I (Mayor, Frankie Furter) have an OFFICE... and Sarge,COP does NOT. Neener Neener NEENER

Now my OFFICE used to have Another name... My sister USED to call it Warren State Hospital fur the Criminally Insane... beclaws she said I (Mayor Frankie Furter) was totally institutionalized whenever SARGE was around. I just ALWAYS want to be in there... when HE is at my house or I am at HIS house. THAT is the ONLY time I ever have it.

Sooooo anyway... I have CHANGED the name from Warren S.H.F.C.I. (which really does exist in Warren, PA)... to .... MY OFFICE!!! I think it is a MUCH better name. Don't you???

This is ME... checkin out the Easter Stuffs that I (Mayor Frankie Furter) took fur Sarge and his mom and dad.

I'm just makin sure that it all got Placed Properly BaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah It was a lot of loot... and I was worn out from puttin it all out.

Soooooo now you have seen something fun... after the depressing post.

Blogville's FURST EVER.... GRRRREAT DEBATE....

Today's Debate will be aired on Channel 87   WFnE  TV

 I am sort of Nervous and Excited...   I have been thinking back on MY time as Mayor of Blogville...It was a wonderful experience.        I even got to NAME the Place.. BLOGVILLE.      I am sure that Mayoress Madi would agree,  that THIS DEBATE needs to be a CLASS ACT.     I just hope that I can do it justice.  

 Stage Crew.... can you check the Sound again...   Make SURE all the Mics are hot...
    OKAY FOLKS....   87 Seconds to Kick Off....      Are you all Ready?

 Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen.    I am Frankie O. Furter Price, Mayor Emeritus of Blogville.     I will be the  Debate MODERATOR.        Today's FURST EVER Mayoral Election Debate is being brought to you with LIMITED Commercial Breaks... by:
         ANGEL JAZZI'S TACOS.

Before bringing the Candidates to the stage we need to go over a few things.... 

Debate RULES: 

        The Candidates will each have the same amount of time to state their Pawsition...  (like 87 seconds or so)  on Each Question.  

  

  Upon entering the Auditorium... the audience was instructed that there will be  NO outbursts of ANY sort...  good or bad...  during the debate...  

   There will be NO questions taken from the Audience.... DURING the DEBATE.... HOWEVER,    AFTER the DEBATE has Concluded...   You are WELCOME to leave your questions in the COMMENTS section... and the Candidates will try to get to as many as Possible...  in their Town Hall meeting....   which will be held at a later date and location.   

   It was decided...  by Ernest vonSchnitzel,  that   Ladies should go FURST....  So   Candidate  DORY From California will answer the FURST question FURST.... and then Candidates Murphy and Stanley will answer the SECOND question FURST.. and so on. 

 Would Candidate      DORY    please  step to your PODIUM?

 Would Candidates     Murphy and Stanley     Please   step to your PODIUMS?

 The candidates were given the opportunity to make an opening statement...  and an explanation of their Qualifications for becoming Mayor of Blogville.

I am turning the Microphone over to Miss Dory furst...

Thank you Dory.... and now let us hear Murphy and Stanley's Qualifications...

 And NOW for the initial Question.... which will be offered to Miss DORY Furst...

1.    If you are Elected Mayor of Blogville...  HOW will you go about Filling your Cabinet?    Will you ask fur Volunteers?  Will those who are ALREADY SERVING in Mayoress Madi's Cabinet be OUSTED... or will they be pawmitted to apply again?     Could they opt for a Different Cabinet to go into?  

As mayor, I will give the present Cabinet members the opportunity to stay in the present positions. If they would like to change positions within the cabinet, I will ask them to write a letter stating why they think they should be appointed to that position. If they would like to retire, I will ask for volunteers! A happy cabinet is key to a happy administration!!

Thank you Dory.
Now, Murphy and Stanley...    How would YOU answer question # 1?

Murphy: We have many fine employees in Blogville and we certainly want anyone who desires to

continue in their current employment to know they will have job security. In order to be retained

in the new administration, they just have to state their desire to continue in that position during the

designated period of open employment. However, we do understand that some employees might

be ready to move into a more challenging position or possibly even retire.

Stanley: Anyone who wants to change jobs will be required to resign from their current position

and state the new position that they are interested in. Then we will post all job openings and

anyone who is interested can apply for an open position.

Murphy: But we must add that anyone who has stopped blogging and does not indicate a desire to

retain their position within the designated period will be replaced in the new administration.

Thank you Candidates ...    Now for the next question which goes to Murphy and Stanley FURST...

2.    What do you see as Blogville's Greatest Assets and its Biggest Shortcomings... AND How will you go about Promoting and improving them?

Murphy: Blogville’s biggest asset is the caring hearts of all our furiends and friends. When anyone

needs help, Blogville circles its wagons and everyone is generous to help.

Stanley: Probably the biggest shortcoming is that furiends often drift off without any closure.

Whenever someone has decided to stop blogging or take an extended break, we need to make sure

it is not a problem within our Blogville community.

Thank you Gentlemen... and now DORY how would your respond to question #2?

Great question, Mr. Furter! Blogville’s biggest asset is it’s sense of community! People can always count on Blogville for support and love. In a world full of humans who move too fast and don’t take time to smell the flowers, we need a place where we, and our humans, can share their loves, lives, ups and downs! Also…we ALWAYS need to take time and smell the flowers (especially on Fridays!!)

The most important thing we can do to promote Blogville, is to keep doing what we are doing, caring and reaching out to others. Whether it is by keeping an eye out for furries that need our support, or just stopping by and making a new friend.

By being a good Blogville “neighbor” you can make Blogville a happy place that will keep growing

Now we move on to question #3... which goes to you furst   Dory...

3.   What do you plan to do abut SQUIRRELS.    Many Blogville citizens are PLAGUED by them and are wanting the situation dealt with.

Squirrels?? Well, when the squirrels found out I was moving up here to the North Coast, they all turned their furry tails and RAN!! I will train anyone who needs it to be an expert Squirrel Hunter!!

Thank you Dory and now we move to Murphy and Stanley for THEIR Response..

Murphy: I have put a lot of thought into this and think it has gotten to be a big enough problem

that it is nearly a quality-of-life issue for our citizens. We would like to see a Squirrel Banishment

Academy established and taught by experienced professors like Molly The Wally or Ruby Airedale.

This way our citizens and those who are young now will be best equipped to deal with this horrible

situation.

Stanley: And those who would like to attend the academy but lack the sufficient green papers to

pay for it can apply for a grant so that no Blogville citizen would be denied an education.

Thank you ... and now we have our Final question...
     BUTT furst we need to acknowledge our Wonderful Sponsor once again...

4.   If you are elected...   HOW will you go about getting MORE Kitties involved in Blogville Activities?   Mayoress Madi and I Both Tried our best....    always saying EVERYBUDDY is WANTED AND WELCOME...  butt it seemed to have fallen on Catnip filled ears.
     Murphy and Stanley would you please give us your answer... 

Murphy: This is a difficult problem that has perplexed the leaders of Blogville for many years. I

think all we can do is continue to invite them and make Blogville a welcoming place for them to live.

Perhaps a special position can be established within the Mayor’s Cabinet to address this problem.

The doggie or kitty in this position could instigate things like “Take A Kitty To Lunch” or “Kitty

Appreciation Day”.

Stanley: I think it would help if we ask all dogs to NOT bark at cats. That might be a hard sell but at

least it’s a place to start.

Dory would you please give us Your response?

Kitties are cute, aren’t they??? I just adore kitties!!! We have a few kitty friends, and I am going to try very hard to make more kitty friends, whether or not I get elected. Maybe it is time for a Kitty Kontest of some kind?? We have found kitties to be very interested in sun puddles, I think I see a kitty sun puddle kontest some time next year for sure!! 

The Candidates and I would like to THANK the Audience for your Attention and your EXCELLENT Manners .      You were VERY Respectful of the Candidates and their responses...

And NOW.......... please feel free to APPLAUDE our Blogville Mayoral  CANDIDATES 

AND don't Furget to VOTE.....    on   NOVEMBER 4th..