HBO&(%^$ RMQZP,MUHYR ROXY.... MXHYFDOWN UNDER*^^ GEKANGAROO@(^%
HBO YOMBHBO....
Yes SIR your Honoratedness.... I understand... I'm talking to the paw... and very contrite sire... No SIR, I do NOT wish fur you to give me a FINE Fur BARKING ticket...
I won't read and reply in HASTE ever again... THANK YOU you NOSEyness fur not THAWAPPERING Me... I'll just leave now..and crawl back to my office.. I'll close your door behind me...
:Snick:
OMD OMD ..... FRANKIE is REALLY PEEd OFF about this KitchenCounter Suit and the JURY Trial... I don't think I understood anythingy he said.... butt I SURE got his message...
ROXY??? Are you Back from Victorious Secrets ???
YES and WAIT until you see all the STUFFS I got.... they were having a Buy 87 GET 87 FREE sale and I reall.....................OMD OMD ERNIEKINS.... WHAT IS WRONG with your EYES... and is that... BLOOD coming outta your EARS???
I just came from FRANKIE's Office... and HE REALLY Layed Into me... BIG TIME...
OH Sweetie.... you sit right down here and I will get you some ICE fur your EYES and EARS...
I can't SIT.... the old FARTer .... KICKED my BUTT Big TIME and it is TOO sore to Sit on..
That's OK.... Erniekins.... I'll bring a PAN of Ice fur you to sit IN while I hold some on your face... Darn Judge must have REALLY been ANGRY and feeling VERY MUCH JUDGEmentals... to have screamed at you loud and hard enough to cause all this...
HERE..... sit in THIS and SIZZLE SIZZZLE
Let me Kiss your...... UMMMMM Eyes and EARS... .... BUTT that is as FAR as I go with THAT....
So tell me Sugar Lump.... did you understand ANYTHINGY that Judge said?
Well, He was SCREECHING like a Squirrel with a Pinched Paw.... butt I did catch YOUR NAME once or twice... and stuffs about COURT and Down Under and KANGAROOS...
I think he was just RAMBLING...
DID it sound like KANGAROO COURT?
YEAH, Sorta... Maybe... WHY? HEY honey bunch.... the ICE is all melted in this PAN... Could you get me some MORE???
Sizzle Sizzle.... AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! My Butt feels Much better with the ICE under it... Does it look SWOLLEN to you?
Knock it OFF Ernie... or I will send you BACK over to Frankie's Office...
NOW ERNIE.... I just gotta say.... if Judge really did say... Kangaroo Court.... we need to be MUCH more careful about answering PHONES and TELEGRAMS in the future... Just sayin....
29 comments:
poor ernie - it will be awhile before you can sit for long :)
Oh dear, that's Ernie right in the Dog House!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
oh wow... a glowing butt... that probably was a hot seat in the office of the judge :o) I suggest such a pillow what looks like a swim ring...my mom had one once for her buttock bruise :o)
easy rider
Falling on the floor MOLing!!
I hope Roxy didn't wear her new Victorious Secrets in the pond today!!
Hugs madi your bfff
Loved the buy 87 get 87 free sale! Mommy laughed so hard!
Wowzers, you got beat up pretty bad! Love how you describe how the judge was squealing!
Oh no your coolie!
OooooHhhhh...Roxy! I didn't nose bout da big sale. Buy 87 get 87!!! WOW. Headin' over dere right now! {BOL BOL BOL}
I feel a civil suit coming against the judge.
I fink your brudder was way to hard on you Ernie, just saying. Maybe he forgot his morning caffeine and you caught the brunt of it....if you put ice in a ziplock bag it might last longer.....stella rose
WOW, WOW, BOW, WOW, WOW! Ernie, you surely stepped right in it this time. Sounds like His MopHeadedness was all yanked and torked about this. SHESH Glad Roxy is soothing your wounded self and maybe later after you recover she'll give you a double 87 fashion show. BOL ahem. Anyway, I bet this countersuit trial will be handled pawfectly now!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
BTW: I sure am glad I'm waaaayyy over here in Pencil Vane E Ah where it's safe from Da Judge. Just sayin'.
We agree—those kangaroos is strong!
That Frankie is letting his Judgedom get to him, BOL! Poor Ernie.
We would definitely like to find a sale with buy 87, get 87 free - Mum says especially art supplies!
Dip and Elliot x
Oh, there is a sale, oh boy, I should hurry over. Hootie is a very generous hubbie. He received an end of the year bonus last year that he told me I could use for something special. Isn't he a great hubbie!
Sally Ann
Uh, the judge did this? Can't he be de-benched for butt beating and ice melting? We're not sure we understand why he is so angry. But we don't think you should do it again.
That Roxy really knows how to charm Ernie
Lily & Edward
Hari OM
Crikey Ernie, the ol' Furter is in a funk, ya reckon??? You and Roxy better keep it straight and forward till we get through this case... Stay cooled. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Uh Oh someone got out of bed on the wrong side today !!!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Pee Es
the picture today is from our trip over the 4,5,6 and 7th of this month.
Kangaroo Court....he must have been hoppin' mad.
Sorry, I was showing you that Victorious Secret catalogue when you were trying to answer that telegram. BUT, we're sworn to uphold the law and represent everyone who needs representing, so what can we do.
If you can get up, go lie on the couch and I'll turn the lights down low. You can rest while I show you what I bought! A whole jury watching me in my new stuff.....will this case be televised?
Oh my goodness! This is hysterical!
Cammie!
Sally Ann would love to be a court reporter at the big trail, and she also would love to go shopping with Roxy at Victorious Secret. She loves to go shopping.
Sally Ann's Mum
Ernie, we really think you will feel so much better if you let Roxy model those 87 times 2 items she purchased:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
No one likes a butt chewIng and no one likes a whiner either Ernie. BOL.
Aroo to you,
Sully
Sounds like a ruff day! I hope your bum feels better ;)
xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda
Wow, Frankie was really mad
I hope Roxy tries on some of those 87 BOGO sales undies for you! It'll take your mind off the pain. Of course, it will make the ice melt even faster. BOL!
OUCH.......sizzling butts can be painful! Purrrhaps the undie fashion show would cheer you up?????
Hugs, Sammy
Wowsa!!!!! Sounds like Judge Farter really gave it to you in the hinnie Ernie!!!!
Wows, I haven't heard that much SIZZLE since the last time Ma cooked me BACON!
You knows....Roxy did buy some sexy new stuffs...maybe that'll take your mind off your smokin' hot arse!!! hehehehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Sittin on I clowd I do haz a soft butt at all times Ernie my pal...wishin yoo luk wiv da Onnerable Grizzle-chops
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