Tuesday, June 16, 2015

OMD..... Deep Squirrel Scat...

OMD   I gotta go meet...  the FARTER JUDGE....  and I am NOT looking forward to it one bit...  I am SURE that he is FURious and have no DOUBT that I am in DEEP SQUIRREL SCAT...  


 I think I will do what I tell my Clients to do when they are on the hot seat STAND...   I'll just try to picture him in his UNDERWEAR...      Shouldn't be TOO difficult.
PeeS
    Here is the list of  Jurors...  AKA.... EASY's PEEers...
1.  Yam-Aunty
2. Sammy the Cat
3. Reilly
4. Denny
5.  Kaci
6. Cookie
7. Ruby
8. Kali
9. Kismet
10. Denny
11. Walter

Now I still need ONE More Juror.... and some ALTERNATES... just in case somebuddy gets the THWAPPER thrown at them or something.      Anybuddy interested???

SIGH......  here we go....   
Knock    Knock???   JUDGE???   
GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE, ERNIE!!

37 comments:

Julie said...

How exciting, jury services, cool
What can 12 angry pups get up to!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Hey Number 12, that's my Blogville soccer number. I will be a peeer for Coach Easy if you need one. Lassie (Benji can be an alternate his soccer number was 4)

MilitaryPugWife said...

Oh boy a real trial! Xo MaddiethePug

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

OMD I hope it goes well!

xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda

Agnes B. Bullock said...

the four of us coukd be either urors or altenrates- Sweetie, Snoopy, Tasha and Anna

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we will take our jury duty very seriously - we don't want to be called up in front of Frankie !

Oz theTerrier said...

Oh dear...good luck with Judge Furts, Ernie. I sure hope he is in a good mood today!
Oz

Sarge said...

Wow, Ern, you can always hope that Frankie has misplaced his thwapper this morning! BWAR HAR HAR ahem. Fat Chance. Well, I hope he isn't too hard on you. Looks like a good jury pool and I'm sure the CounterSuit will go much better than the last trial. Can't wait to see what happens. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh dear me.......Watch you back, Ernie! Oh, and watch out for Fwankie's thwapper. It would NOT make a good sound on your head!

Madi and Mom said...

Oh I would love to serve at Hizznor's pleasure in any capacity now or anytime.
WHY? because he looks hot in his tighty whities
MOL MOL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Mark Muller said...

oh only one free seat for the greatest event ever... I wonder why the judge wears that yellow horns... has it something do to with the rodeo or is that a sign for some bad furyybrations? Well lets hope that the judge was in the mood to feel devilicious today :o)
easy rider

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMDness this is gonna be a ripsnorting howler of a court case - Ernie, cool, calm and clamped in that awwfiss now.... Hugs and wags YAM-aunty

pee ess - and also good luck...

Two French Bulldogs said...

The perfect plan Frankie, picturing them in underwear is the key
Lily & Edward

Cookie's Comments said...

Ooooooh--I am so excited to be a juror!!! (Mum here: I cannot serve on a jury because I am not a US citizen, so Cookie is really thrilled!!) Please let me know where and when to show up. What is the dress code for the Court of Common Fleas? Shall I bring my mum's Victorious Secret card so that Roxy and I (and anyone else in court who wants to) can go shopping on breaks????

Can hardly wait

Toodle pip

Cookie

Kismet said...

if we have to give the verdict by putting thumbs down or thumbs up, I'm in trouble. I have no thumbs.

stellaroselong said...

Furst Maggie wants to know how much she will be PAID to be a juror...if not monies are involved she says No WaY ......her is mean like that......we are sorta afraid of Frankie in this capacity so gussie and I are bowing out.
stella rose

Sketching with Dogs said...

Sounds just like a real court, you will be on tv next :)
Dip and Elliot x

Idaho PugRanch said...

This should be a real interesting trial!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

The judge is looking rather bullish today - "steer" clear, Ernie.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Millie and Walter said...

Walter is excited to sit on the jury. If Judge Frankie throws his thwapper at him he will just chew it up like a stick. BOL!

Bouncing Bertie said...

This is all very exciting.
We here are wondering if the jury selection can be challenged? (Being a wee bit concerned that some may have signed up from the wrong motives…)
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Sally Ann will volunteer to be a translator, as she can bark in French, English and a bit of Welsh. Also, she looks very professional in her professional dress suits.

Sully said...

Good luck with the judge. I can't be a juror I'm not of sound mind.

Aroo to you,
Sully

Ruby said...

OMD!!!! Sounds like Judge Farter is not in a good moods Ernie!!! I thinks maybe you should wear your kevlar helmet just incase he throws the gavel at you! BOL!!!
Nows, you gots to let me know way ahead of time abouts sittin' on the jury...just so I don't have too many margaritas the night befores!!! BOL!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Looks like Farter is ready to rake you over the coals and give you a devil of a time. Did you know there are two Denny's....just askin'. Looks like the jury is well stacked....I mean balanced.

Just stay out of range of the thwapper.....♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Oreo said...

Looks like one tough judge im just sayin

Wags
Oreo

Noodles said...

Squirrel Scat. . . BOL! BOL! BOL!
Jurors are supposed to be of your peers. I'm not a doxie although I have always identified with them. You see. . . I am transbreed, kinda like Ms. Dolezal.
Anyhoo. ..
Love Noodles

Murphy said...

Ut oh . . . we are catching up so we better find out what in the heck is going on!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Poodle At Play said...

Oh boy...good luck I. This meeting with his mopheadedness....think you may need it this time!

LBJ said...

This one is going to establish new case law - I can see it now! (or a gavel may explode - one or the other).

Mom is going on vacation next week to visit Grandpa. I hope she doesn't miss the trial (I'm staying home with Dad as it gets too spendy for them both to fly out west to check on him every month).

Abby Lab

M. K. Clinton said...

I, Bentley Basset will be happy to serve as a juror. Pierre is also a willing participant. Can we take bribes of treats, etc? Just askin'.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Mom Kim here - not sure if you will see this - hope so. Hope to get a blog post up in the next day or so. Me and the Beaglebratz are doing fine. My next cornea transplant is a week from today - June 23rd. Glad to read you and Ernie are doing well (?) (in deep do-do AGAIN?) Gotta go for now - is late.

marley said...

Yikes...doo bee careful Ernie my pal...dat Yeronner Frankie da Thwapper do luk a furry ard task master

onespoiledcat said...

I hope if "someone" (not using any names here) misbehaves on the jury, the terrible Thwapper won't be used on certain heads will it? Just checkin'......otherwise I'm thrilled to be on the jury......

Hugs, Sammy

cupcakepetrillo said...

Underpants AND devil horns! Yikes!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Finn said...

Alright, Momma here. I completely snorted out loud at that last picture!

JoAnn Stancer said...

What a great group of jurors.