FINE.... Ernie.... you STAY here.... I'm going SHOPPING....
Shopping??? You can't go Shopping... we don't Need coffee and there are PLENTY of Milkbones in the Break Room.
I am going to VictorIOUS Secret... I seem to be in Need of some NEW... Panties... if you MUST know.... Some that are NOT ..... as you mentioned Yesterday... in a WAD.. and very Uncomfortable...
OMD..... She just LEFT.... and she has her PURSE and the PawFurm's FLEASA CARD... and.... GASP...... she is wearing her PAWer SHOPPIN' Shoes... I am DOOMED...
EASY's Peeps are wanting a KitchenCOUNTER Suit and a Jury Trial... and I don't EVEN know HOW to go about all this.... and I have BRIEFS to do and stuffs.... ALL BY MYSELF.... and I just KNOW that FRANKIE is gonna have one of his FITS....
He HATES not being the
I just KNOW that the Phone is gonna start RINGING and HATE to answer the PHONE...
This FURm needs an OFFICE Manager...
I can't think about this now..... I gots to get MORE Jurors....Lined up...
and TRY to come up with SOME sort of Defense
ring RING RING.... Ringaling... Ring
HELLO.... PAW FURM..... how may I help you???
ERNIE????? ERNIE is that YOU??? It's ME.... your Cussin Ernestine
I just GRADUATED from Bidness School and want to invite you to my graduation pawty...
if she is back from Victorious Secret by then) But right now I gotta GO.... thingys here at the Paw Furm have sorta Gone to the Squirrels...
Okay Ernie..... we will talk at the Pawty... "CLICK"
HUMMMMMMM Cussin Ernestine... now THAT just might be the answer I have been lookin fur...
ALONG with .... MORE Jurors of EASY's PEEeers... Gotta have MORE of those... hope some come along...
RING..... RING RING .... RING
OH NO.... not AGAIN...
Hello... Paw Furm..... how may I help you?
ERNIE..... this is Deloris from the Court House....
JUDGE FURTER is HOT....
....... he wants you in his Chambers NOW.... !!!!!!!!!!
Actually I think your are Already in the Chamber POT!!!! Best get here QUICK...
Ok, Deloris.... I'll be right there...
Whine.... Whimper Whiiiiiiiiiiiiine....
.... I'm afraid we have a glowing card today when Roxy wears her power shopping shoes... I suggest to finish the shopping trip with ice cream, that's good for the power shopping paws and the card :o)
Congrats to your cousin, a graduation pawty sounds great... and I hope the chamber turns not in the chamber of torture :o)
They always say those behind the scenes, like Roxy are what keeps things rolling. You better get that girl back asap!
...Ernestine??? Really??? ...AND a call to the THWAPPERists awwfiss......
ROXYROXYROXY - ya better get back here darn quickpaws... I am worried about your guy......
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Ernestine your red furs look lovely with yellow clips and your frock is so chic!
I hope Roxy doesn't come back with a ton of pink dotted bags. Did you know Victorious Secret is a new look. They are remodeling the one at our mall it is all about PINK. I must get mom to take some photos!!
Hugs madi your bfff
A graduation pawty! Hope Francine takes lots of pictures to share with blogville.
Uh oh, is you in a chamber pot Ernie!!!
Gosh I wishes I wuz there doing the shopping thingy wiv Roxy again, she's the most pawsome shopper I nose!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
We haven't seen Francine in a long time.
She sure is a pretty gal. All grown up.
Congrats to her. Now I wish I could go to
Vicki's secret with Roxy but I is to phat.
Oh my...Roxy is out shopping in her pawer shoes and you are being called to the chamber pot?!? You are stewed, Ernie...stewed! Good grief. You should hire Ernestine right away as your office manager so you can pretend you're not in the office when Frankie calls!
Sounds like you be in one big heap of trouble :)
Hmmmmm....Me tinks maybees you should call Roxy and tell her to pick you up some more....briefs. You's gonna need 'em if you's hire Ernestine for office manager!
I'm stressed just reading this Ernie. I think you need some help and by help, I mean bacon
Sounds like you are busy!
You need a cheeseburger break.
Wow, you've never had a Counter Suit in court before! Poor Easy. Bestest of luck getting a good jury to hear the case and I hope His MopHeadedNess controls his temper. Maybe take him some milk bones or steak or bones or something for this meeting...you know, smooth things over a little first! WOW, can't wait to see how this twist in Easy's case turns out.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Just got notice that I was picked to be on the jury.....as long as there are bacon (or even bacon cheeseburger) breaks, I'll be just fine. And impartial of course.....!!!
If you need a couple of more jurors, Kali and I can do it. We come with issues, however. I'm flighty and Kali has the attention span of a peanut if there's a critter around.
ought oh.............she may be gone for a long long time...our mom is.
Wow it is all going on there Ernie. We like Ernestine's pretty dress :)
Dip and Elliot x
Mum has told me lots about Francine and Ernestine and I wondered where they had gotten to. Glad to see that Ernestine is graduating -- she looks really cute. Will Francine be there too?
BTW-- remember -- I am available to be on the jury if needed.
We hope someone has dunked Frankie in a vat of ice water before you reach the courthouse, Ernie. (Oh, dear, did we say that out loud?) What we mean is we hope Ernie has calmed down. Anger is bad for the blood pressure.
You sexy beast
Lily & Edward
sounds like some trouble in paradise?? And Frankie is mad too!
Oh my, this is gettin' GOOD! Me and the chi's can't wait for tomorrow's post to find out what happens next.
OMD - I sure hope you don't have any holes in your briefs. Good luck with the judge and you better check your wallet to see if your credit cards are missing...Just saying...
Don't worry! You know Frankie just needs someone to THWAPP at....
I'll be back as soon as I can chews some new stuff. Did you know that French Lace is IN this year and there is Mountains of stuff I need to try on and go through before I actually buy!
Your Everlovin' Roxy
And just remember Cussin Ernestine may be your cussin.....but NOT your kissin' cussin...just sayin'.
Oh dearie dearie me. Choppy waters ahead at the Court House, methinks…
Oh boy, I hope you are not in it too deep. :-(
Libel and slander defamation misconduct oh Ernie you need to specialized in Dog Laws.
Thanks for being a friend
SweetWilliam The Scot
Oh dear, with cussin Ernestine on the horizon, this trial is going to be quite the BIG show:) Ernie, did you know that the new fad in panties is Granny Panties - Mom heard on the news that the younger generation is turning its back on those skimpy bikinis and thongs and buying up all the Granny panties - you will have to be sure to check out Roxy's purchases when she returns:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Oh - so I'm not the only one that thinks Judge Furter is HOT. . .oh. . .wait a minute. . . you meant "hot" like in "angry". . uh. . .that's what I meant too.
LOOK A SQUIRREL!
Crikey ...... what next, indeed????
Oh Ernie we hope you aren't in too much trouble. Maybe Ernestine can help you out while Roxy is off shopping.
Holy Crap on a STICK!!!! What is Roxy gonna buy?!!!! I bets it;s some of those THONG thingies! BOL!!! Hey, if she needs a shoppin' buddie, I am all in!!! I thinks I could use a new bandana and collar, and squirrel fightin' hat!
Nows, You did gets my request for the jury, right??? I thinks I would be a most attentive juror, and would not indulge in any margaritas during the trial...*cough, cough*
OMD! Ernie you are in trouble with a capital T-R-O-U-B-L-E. That's right, my friend. All biggie letters. You had better make Roxy tail wagging happy or your life is going to be H*E*Double Hockey Sticks! You may need to send our jury duty notices!
You told your woman that her panties were in a wad?!?!? Ugh oh. Major charges on that fleasa card for sure!
Our comment went into the clouds! We hope this one sticks. We love your cousins. It cracks us up! And be careful about that stuffs bought at Victoria's Secret!
Murphy & Stanley
Yikes....dis cannot end well Ernire my pal....da juj will haz his dyper in a twist...yoo kno wot he be like...
She is cute as a button!!
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