Monday, June 15, 2015

WHAT NEXT??????

I'm HERE Roxy....
   FINE.... Ernie.... you STAY here....  I'm going SHOPPING....  
Shopping???   You can't go Shopping... we don't Need coffee and there are PLENTY of Milkbones in the Break Room.
   I  am going to VictorIOUS Secret...    I seem to be in Need of some NEW...  Panties...  if you MUST know....    Some that are NOT .....  as you mentioned Yesterday...   in a WAD..     and very Uncomfortable...
     {{SLAM}}
OMD.....    She just LEFT....   and she has her PURSE and the PawFurm's FLEASA CARD... and....    GASP......   she is wearing her PAWer SHOPPIN' Shoes...              I am DOOMED...

EASY's Peeps   are wanting a  KitchenCOUNTER Suit and a  Jury Trial...  and I don't EVEN know HOW to go about all this.... and      I have BRIEFS to do and stuffs....  ALL BY MYSELF....   and I just KNOW that FRANKIE is gonna have one of his FITS....  
     He HATES not being the BIG BOSSYness Final word.... and THWAPPPPPP on ANYTHINGY...     What if the Jury finds....   OMD I can't even IMAGINE THAT...   


I just KNOW that the Phone is gonna start RINGING  and HATE to answer the PHONE...
      This FURm needs an OFFICE Manager...       
   I can't think about this now.....    I gots to get MORE Jurors....Lined up...   
     and TRY to come up with SOME sort of Defenseless   Strategy fur  these...   PEEPS...   OMD what AM I gonna do about THAT???     And then there is the issue of...
    ring       RING RING....   Ringaling...    Ring
HELLO.... PAW FURM.....  how may I help you???
    ERNIE?????   ERNIE is that YOU???    It's ME....  your Cussin  Ernestine


 I just GRADUATED from Bidness School and want to invite you to my graduation pawty...
Ernestine,   it is good to hear from you....  Congratulations on your Graduation....  I WILL fur SURE be at your Pawty...    and I will bring my Girrrrrl Furend ROXY...    (if she is back from Victorious Secret by then)                 But   right now I gotta GO....   thingys here at the Paw Furm have sorta Gone to the Squirrels...       
Okay Ernie..... we will talk at the Pawty...   "CLICK"
     HUMMMMMMM     Cussin Ernestine...   now THAT just might be the answer I have been lookin fur...   

ALONG with .... MORE Jurors   of     EASY's     PEEeers...     Gotta have MORE of those...  hope some come along...

RING.....   RING  RING .... RING
   OH NO.... not AGAIN...
Hello... Paw Furm.....  how may I help you?
   ERNIE.....  this is Deloris from the Court House.... 
   JUDGE FURTER is   HOT....

 ....... he wants you in his Chambers  NOW.... !!!!!!!!!!     
   Actually I think your are Already in the Chamber POT!!!!      Best get here QUICK...
Ok, Deloris....   I'll be right there...
Whine.... Whimper   Whiiiiiiiiiiiiine....

38 comments:

Mark Muller said...

.... I'm afraid we have a glowing card today when Roxy wears her power shopping shoes... I suggest to finish the shopping trip with ice cream, that's good for the power shopping paws and the card :o)
Congrats to your cousin, a graduation pawty sounds great... and I hope the chamber turns not in the chamber of torture :o)
easy rider

Emma said...

They always say those behind the scenes, like Roxy are what keeps things rolling. You better get that girl back asap!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...Ernestine??? Really??? ...AND a call to the THWAPPERists awwfiss......

ROXYROXYROXY - ya better get back here darn quickpaws... I am worried about your guy......
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Madi and Mom said...

Ernestine your red furs look lovely with yellow clips and your frock is so chic!
I hope Roxy doesn't come back with a ton of pink dotted bags. Did you know Victorious Secret is a new look. They are remodeling the one at our mall it is all about PINK. I must get mom to take some photos!!
Hugs madi your bfff

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

A graduation pawty! Hope Francine takes lots of pictures to share with blogville.

Julie said...

Uh oh, is you in a chamber pot Ernie!!!
Gosh I wishes I wuz there doing the shopping thingy wiv Roxy again, she's the most pawsome shopper I nose!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Cinnamon said...

OMD...

We haven't seen Francine in a long time.
She sure is a pretty gal. All grown up.
Congrats to her. Now I wish I could go to
Vicki's secret with Roxy but I is to phat.
XO Cinnamon.

Oz theTerrier said...

Oh my...Roxy is out shopping in her pawer shoes and you are being called to the chamber pot?!? You are stewed, Ernie...stewed! Good grief. You should hire Ernestine right away as your office manager so you can pretend you're not in the office when Frankie calls!
Oz

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Sounds like you be in one big heap of trouble :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmmmm....Me tinks maybees you should call Roxy and tell her to pick you up some more....briefs. You's gonna need 'em if you's hire Ernestine for office manager!

The Daily Pip said...

I'm stressed just reading this Ernie. I think you need some help and by help, I mean bacon

MilitaryPugWife said...

Sounds like you are busy!
You need a cheeseburger break.

Sarge said...

Hey Ern!
Wow, you've never had a Counter Suit in court before! Poor Easy. Bestest of luck getting a good jury to hear the case and I hope His MopHeadedNess controls his temper. Maybe take him some milk bones or steak or bones or something for this meeting...you know, smooth things over a little first! WOW, can't wait to see how this twist in Easy's case turns out.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

onespoiledcat said...

Just got notice that I was picked to be on the jury.....as long as there are bacon (or even bacon cheeseburger) breaks, I'll be just fine. And impartial of course.....!!!

Hugs, Sammy

Kismet said...

If you need a couple of more jurors, Kali and I can do it. We come with issues, however. I'm flighty and Kali has the attention span of a peanut if there's a critter around.

stellaroselong said...

ought oh.............she may be gone for a long long time...our mom is.
stella rose

Sketching with Dogs said...

Wow it is all going on there Ernie. We like Ernestine's pretty dress :)
Dip and Elliot x

Cookie's Comments said...

Mum has told me lots about Francine and Ernestine and I wondered where they had gotten to. Glad to see that Ernestine is graduating -- she looks really cute. Will Francine be there too?


BTW-- remember -- I am available to be on the jury if needed.

Toodle Pip

Cookie

Jans Funny Farm said...

We hope someone has dunked Frankie in a vat of ice water before you reach the courthouse, Ernie. (Oh, dear, did we say that out loud?) What we mean is we hope Ernie has calmed down. Anger is bad for the blood pressure.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You sexy beast
Lily & Edward

Idaho PugRanch said...

sounds like some trouble in paradise?? And Frankie is mad too!
uh oh!

sprinkles said...

Oh my, this is gettin' GOOD! Me and the chi's can't wait for tomorrow's post to find out what happens next.

Barking from New Mexico said...

OMD - I sure hope you don't have any holes in your briefs. Good luck with the judge and you better check your wallet to see if your credit cards are missing...Just saying...

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Don't worry! You know Frankie just needs someone to THWAPP at....

I'll be back as soon as I can chews some new stuff. Did you know that French Lace is IN this year and there is Mountains of stuff I need to try on and go through before I actually buy!

Your Everlovin' Roxy

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

And just remember Cussin Ernestine may be your cussin.....but NOT your kissin' cussin...just sayin'.

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh dearie dearie me. Choppy waters ahead at the Court House, methinks…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

LetterstoAndrew said...

Oh boy, I hope you are not in it too deep. :-(

Sweet William The Scot said...

Libel and slander defamation misconduct oh Ernie you need to specialized in Dog Laws.
Thanks for being a friend
SweetWilliam The Scot

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Oh dear, with cussin Ernestine on the horizon, this trial is going to be quite the BIG show:) Ernie, did you know that the new fad in panties is Granny Panties - Mom heard on the news that the younger generation is turning its back on those skimpy bikinis and thongs and buying up all the Granny panties - you will have to be sure to check out Roxy's purchases when she returns:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

LBJ said...

Oh - so I'm not the only one that thinks Judge Furter is HOT. . .oh. . .wait a minute. . . you meant "hot" like in "angry". . uh. . .that's what I meant too.

LOOK A SQUIRREL!

Abby Lab

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... what next, indeed????

Millie and Walter said...

Oh Ernie we hope you aren't in too much trouble. Maybe Ernestine can help you out while Roxy is off shopping.

Ruby said...

Holy Crap on a STICK!!!! What is Roxy gonna buy?!!!! I bets it;s some of those THONG thingies! BOL!!! Hey, if she needs a shoppin' buddie, I am all in!!! I thinks I could use a new bandana and collar, and squirrel fightin' hat!
Nows, You did gets my request for the jury, right??? I thinks I would be a most attentive juror, and would not indulge in any margaritas during the trial...*cough, cough*
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! Ernie you are in trouble with a capital T-R-O-U-B-L-E. That's right, my friend. All biggie letters. You had better make Roxy tail wagging happy or your life is going to be H*E*Double Hockey Sticks! You may need to send our jury duty notices!

Finn said...

You told your woman that her panties were in a wad?!?!? Ugh oh. Major charges on that fleasa card for sure!

Murphy said...

Our comment went into the clouds! We hope this one sticks. We love your cousins. It cracks us up! And be careful about that stuffs bought at Victoria's Secret!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

marley said...

Yikes....dis cannot end well Ernire my pal....da juj will haz his dyper in a twist...yoo kno wot he be like...

JoAnn Stancer said...

She is cute as a button!!