Showing posts with label OMD WHAT Next??. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OMD WHAT Next??. Show all posts

Monday, June 15, 2015

WHAT NEXT??????

I'm HERE Roxy....
   FINE.... Ernie.... you STAY here....  I'm going SHOPPING....  
Shopping???   You can't go Shopping... we don't Need coffee and there are PLENTY of Milkbones in the Break Room.
   I  am going to VictorIOUS Secret...    I seem to be in Need of some NEW...  Panties...  if you MUST know....    Some that are NOT .....  as you mentioned Yesterday...   in a WAD..     and very Uncomfortable...
     {{SLAM}}
OMD.....    She just LEFT....   and she has her PURSE and the PawFurm's FLEASA CARD... and....    GASP......   she is wearing her PAWer SHOPPIN' Shoes...              I am DOOMED...

EASY's Peeps   are wanting a  KitchenCOUNTER Suit and a  Jury Trial...  and I don't EVEN know HOW to go about all this.... and      I have BRIEFS to do and stuffs....  ALL BY MYSELF....   and I just KNOW that FRANKIE is gonna have one of his FITS....  
     He HATES not being the BIG BOSSYness Final word.... and THWAPPPPPP on ANYTHINGY...     What if the Jury finds....   OMD I can't even IMAGINE THAT...   


I just KNOW that the Phone is gonna start RINGING  and HATE to answer the PHONE...
      This FURm needs an OFFICE Manager...       
   I can't think about this now.....    I gots to get MORE Jurors....Lined up...   
     and TRY to come up with SOME sort of Defenseless   Strategy fur  these...   PEEPS...   OMD what AM I gonna do about THAT???     And then there is the issue of...
    ring       RING RING....   Ringaling...    Ring
HELLO.... PAW FURM.....  how may I help you???
    ERNIE?????   ERNIE is that YOU???    It's ME....  your Cussin  Ernestine


 I just GRADUATED from Bidness School and want to invite you to my graduation pawty...
Ernestine,   it is good to hear from you....  Congratulations on your Graduation....  I WILL fur SURE be at your Pawty...    and I will bring my Girrrrrl Furend ROXY...    (if she is back from Victorious Secret by then)                 But   right now I gotta GO....   thingys here at the Paw Furm have sorta Gone to the Squirrels...       
Okay Ernie..... we will talk at the Pawty...   "CLICK"
     HUMMMMMMM     Cussin Ernestine...   now THAT just might be the answer I have been lookin fur...   

ALONG with .... MORE Jurors   of     EASY's     PEEeers...     Gotta have MORE of those...  hope some come along...

RING.....   RING  RING .... RING
   OH NO.... not AGAIN...
Hello... Paw Furm.....  how may I help you?
   ERNIE.....  this is Deloris from the Court House.... 
   JUDGE FURTER is   HOT....

 ....... he wants you in his Chambers  NOW.... !!!!!!!!!!     
   Actually I think your are Already in the Chamber POT!!!!      Best get here QUICK...
Ok, Deloris....   I'll be right there...
Whine.... Whimper   Whiiiiiiiiiiiiine....