Thursday, June 18, 2015

There has been some MUD SLINGING around Blogville....



We hate to tell you this.... butt there has been some MUD SLINGIN' around town...
   See we have had SEVERAL days of Nice Wet Weather...   You know the kind.... that turns dry hard Dirt...into our FAVORITE COLOR....  M U D  !!

this is how much came down in 10 hours...   1.75 inches of it.
OH and those are our SNOW PEAS behind the gauge.  They are growing and
Pawducing like CRAZY..  



SOOOOOOO  being Dachshunds... and loving to DIG... we couldn't RESIST...   We headed to the (used to be THICKet) THINet... where dump truck guy dumped all the nice Dirt last month...  and WE.....   sort of went a bit WILD...      We were going to just DIG fur 87 minutes... butt we simply could NOT stop...     We DUG and   practiced our MUD SLINGING...  and Root Pullin and Snout Snorts...  and   it was GRAND AND GLORIOUS...
   We worked Independently
 And we worked TOGETHER

 We PLOTTED and Planned and ENGINEERED and
 Had the Bestest time that we stayed there and WORKD fur   187 minutes....  We are OVER Achievers...
 A little to the RIGHT there Ernie...
 OKAY.... I'm on it Frankie
 CHECK out the HOLE now Frankie....  Come ON.... I want to know what else I need to do... to make it JUST RIGHT...
 OK, let me see...   hey bro...   this is an EXCELLENT job... I can get Completely into it... Plenty of Room to Turn and Sling..... MORE MUD...
 WHAT???????    WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN.... CAN't YOU SEEEEEE?   We have hard yard work to do...       Talk to the PAW...
     FFFFFFFRANKIE?????   What did you just say to MOM???   You told her to Talk to the Paw???
  ARE YOU NUTS like a SQUIRREL...     NOW look what you have done...  SHE has the TOWELS and the...    SHAMPOOS and the Teefs Brushes and Paste...      AWWWWWWW darn it FRANKIE... WHAT were you thinking      NEVER say     TALK TO THE PAW to Mom!!   

Look at the TREASURES that were stuck on the TUB of DOOM and DRENCHING...Drain...
You should have seen what she CUT off of us BEFORE we were waterboarded...  BaaaaaWaaaah.
      WE are MASTER     MUD SLINGERS...

PEE S....   Case # 84-13....   KitchenCOUNTER suit   will continue TOMORROW...   butt in the MEAN TIME...   here is the list of Jurors and Alternates..
Yam-Auntie
Sammy the Cat
Kacie
Kali
Kismet
Reilly
Denny
Cookie
Andy
Yente Ruby
Walter
Lassie
      Alternates  Benji,  Sweetie, Tasha, Snoopy,  Anna, and Raz

We will try our bestest to AVOID....    SEA QUEST rrrrrr   ing     you...    None of us like being WET.

37 comments:

The Daily Pip said...

Nice work! Looks like you found some real treasures. We have had SO MUCH rain that there's quite a bit of mud around our yard, too. I better go check it out!

Mark Muller said...

oh that would make a great entrance to my world tunnel... I will includeThe Hill to my tunnel-timetable... pawsome work! how bad that the greatest fun always ends with a bath, huh?
I'm totally egg-sided for tomorrow... I have the phone number of the pizza-guy on my desk now... just in case the staff lands in alcatraz :o)
easy rider

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY DOXIES THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN....THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND AND DOING WHAT YOU DO NATURALLY. I LOVE THE LEFT OVER TREASURES.

THIS TRIAL IS SHAPING UP TO BE A GOOD ONE!! JURY AND ALTERNATES IN PLACE. QUESTION:
WILL I BE HELD IN CONTEMPT IF I RAISE MY PAW TO ASK A QUESTION DURING THE TRAIL?
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

MilitaryPugWife said...

I love your treasures. Very cool.

Julie said...

That mud slinging sure looks like great funs, I just wish I hadn't been to the furstealer now so I could get stuffs in my furs....oh...hang on a minute....thats what my Princess Leah ear buns is for!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

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Blogger Amber DaWeenie said...
OMD...Can we PLEEEEZE come to your house? Mud color is the best color and all we have in our yard is a sandy beach. We dig dig dig and the sand just closes up all our beautiful work.
:(

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

oh boy - do you guys know who to take mud baths - excellent work and we are sure you were just helping the water to drain better into the dirt - right?

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! That was some pawesome hole digging and mud rolling and slinging! You two must have had a BLAST! It is unfortunate that your mom does not appreciate the mud work. Making you take a bath is just an outrage...and cutting all those great barbs and bristles out of your fur?!? Good grief. Will the humans ever learn?
Oz

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, you guys were really doxie digging with gusto! BWAR HAR HAR Just look at that last pix of you, Frankie. Looks like you rolled around in it a little. Gee, did Papaw Pantslegs groom you looking for fishing worms? I know you've had them in your furs before. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Poodle At Play said...

You two sure are good at that mud slinging, just look at you go! So sorry to hear it all ending in a bath though...tough luck, that.

stellaroselong said...

You boys have given us just wonderful ideas about what to do when it rains here and we go outside to play later, gussie and Maggie already can dig holes to china so maybe we will just make them bigger, and use it as a pool...perhaps you should print a how to dig manual......stella rose

Casey said...

Oh wow, you had a pawesome time!! What fun! We're supposed to get 5 inches of rain here this week, because some mean guy named Bill is bringing us all the bad weather!

LBJ said...

Mom made me stay on the sidewalk this morning except for a quick stop at the fire hydrant as the ground is so soaked. But she didn't want me all wet and smelly in her little house and I don't do baths at home well.

That's OK, I got to curl up under her desk at her feet while she sent letters to family members and played with her FO-TOES.

Abby Lab

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL we missed seeing you digging in the mud. Now explain the mess on your back
Lily & Edward

Kismet said...

Another lawsuit?

Oreo said...

Nice work you guys. Looks like you had fun!!

wags
oreo

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
That's the ticket, get down and dirty and push the mudslinging outta your systems before the trial... keeping it clean in court! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! That was some wonderful mud! Ours is starting to dry out. Dad actually mowed the swamp yesterday. But more rain is predicted by Saturday!

Cookie's Comments said...

Our Monsoon Season does not start till the beginning of July!!! In the meantime it is very dry and dusty here in Tucson. I think I will be ok during the monsoon!!

Toodle pip

Cookie

Sketching with Dogs said...

So much rain, so little time to get it all over you!
Good work boys.
Dip and Elliot x

Sully said...

BOL looks like y'all had a grand time digging. Nothing better than dirty paws to show all the hard work you have done. Sorry mom tortured y'all, the peeps will never get it.

Aroo to you,
Sully

Bouncing Bertie said...

Great team work on the digging guys.
It was all going so well…..
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Oskar and Liesel said...

Pawsome teamwork! And Mama says thank dawg your mud isn't red like ours...cause it makes one heck of a messaroo! And yah....that "talk to the paw"...mighta just backfired on yas....just sayin'.
Looks like you collected some great treasures too....*sigh*....hoomans.....can't live with them....can't run the can opener without them!

(((Hugs)) your friends

The Army of Four said...

That is some GREAT mud-slinging!!! Had to be totally worth getting a bath!
Cammie!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Wow you two had a hot DIGitty time diggin'!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Mud, glorious mud!!!! Dad has been doing his best to keep us out of the mud while Mom is away - but we might try to sneak in a good round of mudslinging too:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

A dig-o-thon! What fun! Nothin' like wet mud to get you going. That's an excellent hole.... Worth the baff. (And it'll be there tomorrow, as well.)

Jans Funny Farm said...

Frankie, you did WHAT? You know don't you that even a judge of the common fleas can be taken off the bench by his mom until he behaves!

Whitley Westie said...

Nuffin like mud!

Ruby said...

OMD!!!!! I do loves me some MUD!!!! Okays, I don't likes to gets my FABulous furs wet, butts gettin' them full of MUD....YES SIREE BOB! Bring it on!!!
though...haven't seen mud in a looooooooong times around here...looks like it'll be a looooooooong time til I see it again.... :(
Roll around some for me, okays?
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! Those were very well-made holes. There is nothing wrong with some good clean mud fun! I'm sorry that you were subjected to water boardin' and hair pulling and stuffs. Those briars are considered fashion statements in Paris...Texas! BOL! BOL!

Mitch and Molly said...

We never get to play in the mud. Our mom is mean!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

marley said...

Do mum not no dat mud is good for da complexshuns Frankie my pal?

Finn said...

That's a good name for it - the Tub of Doom. That's some good mud slinging boys!

Mara said...

Good work on the digging! And it's never nice to talk to your two-legger that way. No wonder she gave you a (much needed) bath! I had to give Miss Oswin a bath last year: she had fallen in the cow dung thing and was covered in cow dung, straw, grass and all sorts of other things. But she was very sorry. Mainly for herself!!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is sum nice ekskavayting wurk their!!! i shud hire yoo to come and dig owt all owr gofers sinse my dada duznt seem up to the job!!! ha ha ok bye