Yes, your THWAPPerness... We are ready to Pawceed with the Case...
Miss Your Rider
Call me EASY...
HI Frankie.... it's ME Easy Rider... the Weimaraner ..... How's your THWAPPER Thwappin today?
WHAT??? What did you say???
Mr. vonSchnitzel....!!!!! CONTROL your Client... or you will BOTH be Cooling your Tails and Playing 87,000 games of Go Squirrel... in the Blogville Jail !!!!! I am NOT amused.
SORRY about that your NO BELLness.
FINE, EASY..... and you may call me Ernie... now let us get to the heart of this matter quickly.... Please tell the court.... what transpired... in your own words...
First SHE condemned me to buy a new blankie from my pocket money, because I made an airhole in that thingy. it was in self-defense, efurrybuddy who shared a blanket with a human knows that an airhole is our only chance to survive.
I can Certainly understand THAT... since I sleep with the Old
ERNIE...... I am WARNING YOU...
Sorry your Robedness... Please pawceed, Easy...
then she wrested my prey: a berds nest. I needed 87 hours to get it and after that 87 hours I anyway got only the package of that takeout, the inmates flew away... and that heartless woman removed the package from my mouth what I tried to prevent with using my paws to smack her one on her lip. lip plumping is the dernier crie and a lot of girls pay a fortune to get such a fabulous rubber dinghy on their snout... so there is no reason to scream like a banshee, right?
and instead to pay me for my nip and;tuck shop she said I'm grounded now and I can furget the next pawty...
I will sue HER furst for petty larceny of food, yes, she grabbed it directly from my mouth... second for bum rap, because self defense is capped by law, third for robbery and fourth for deprivation of liberty and ruining my life, because of the eventuality I could meet the girl for life or for one night at the pawty.
I also claim some $$ for the lip augmentation, there is no such thing as free lunch in life, right?
please see the evidences I collected to butt-ress my charge:
evidence zero: the lifesaving hole
YES, ROXY would you please put up EXHIBITIONIST #1?
evidence one: my empty piggy bank
Flip
evidence two: the leftovers of the berds nest
I will reserve comment until all the evidence has been pawsented.... thank you very much
Yes, WELL..... one can NOT SQUABble over the fact that Easy DID lose his FRESH FOWL, though... let's continue with the Evidence...
evidence three: self-defense
Again not so bad.... Butt we are about to see a true HORROR with the next slide. Isn't that correct Miss Your?
IT is fur SURE.... Feast (or LOST FEAST) your Eyes on THIS....
evidence four: the ankle monitor and YES, Ernie it is an UNSPEAKABLE HORROR to be sure... IT is fur SURE.... Feast (or LOST FEAST) your Eyes on THIS....
SO????? Do you have more fur the court.... Easy (AKA... GNAWpawLEON PawNapart....)
I DO Ernie..... butt furst..... Are you OKAY now Roxy?
I believe I have nearly recovered Miss Your EASY. Thank you fur asking.
So after all this..... did your mom say or do something... FURther to you or your pawson?
Sadly I could NOT attend the WELCOME TO BLOGVILLE DANCE... IN THE FURS.... because... I was grounded...They said I ruined the blankie (and other things, but that's a lie) . I also ate a berdz nest and I smacked my momma one with my paw and now she wears a rubber dinghy instead lips....
butt we fortunately have skype, so I WAS able to be there via screen even though I (EASY Clawpone) was Alcatrazed :o)
And do you have PROOF of said UNJUST INCLAWSIRATION?
I DO..... I believe the lovely Miss Roxy has a Picture of my time in the Slammer...
Could we see this FRESH
SNICK....
THAT is correct Ernie..... and I throw
Now Relax Easy.... we are almost finished.... Breathe Deeply now... Pant Pant Breathe...
I know how upsetting this is for you..... It is upsetting fur all of us... butt we need to be CLEAR on these issues...
Do you maintain your INNOCENCE?
Yes,
Your Robedness.... I believe that we have everythingy Shown and Said... and are now ready fur your VERDICT...
I will take all this under
{{ THWAPPPPPPPPPpppppp}}
Hot Squirrel..... I have my Thwapper arm back!!!
COURT is
30 comments:
Oh dears! I say banish them hoomans to da jail!
At least hers got a free lip augmentation, hers really shouldnt complain.
Puddles
Banish, banish, banish!
aaaah the thwapper arm is back! that's a good sign.... hope that staff gets some thwapps with the thwapper on their butt...
... oh and I hope Roxy is ok.... we should always hve a bottle of that french "Eau de vie" in our pockets before we watch scary pictures :o)
many thanks for helping out a poor silvermistygrey pup who missed the chance to find the girl of his life :o)
easy rider aka gnawpawleon, emperor of france :o)
Hari OM
Oh dear....... Something happened my end.... all Easy's spoken evidence is the size of gnat's piss and all the visual aides Roxy worked so hard on, are invisible!!! I shall have to come back later to see if it works better...... though I did magnify the spoken stuffs - Easy sure can tell his story well.............................. But best of all THE THWAPPER ARM IS BACK!!! That at least was visible...Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OMD........ho will we ever wait until tomorrow for your rendering decision????????
~Higgins
I haf the same problem as Aunty Yam and missed all the visual aides!
Oh I can't wait to hear the verdict, isn't this sooo excitings!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh no. We can't see the pictures on this post. We will come back later after about 87 snacks.
OMD OMD We don't KNOW why some of you can not see the Visual Aides..... they are showing up on OUR puter. SOOOOOOOOOO sorry... Truly sorry. Don't understand what happened...
We can see the photos on our Feedly reader but not on the actual blog. We got the full picture just the same. We have to agree with Puddles that Easy's Mom should be grateful that she didn't have to spend lots of green papers to get those lips fattened like those Kardashians. That alone should allow her to replace the blanket at little loss.
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Oh, we take it back - only the first four pics show on Feedly:(
we couldn't see any of the evidence photos - we are calling for a miss trial in this case - no evidence means no case !
Wow, looks like some technical difficultynesses happening there! Holy cow, that would only happen to Easy's case. BOL I'm thinking Ern and Roxy will need to have a sidebarn or continuanceness or reconveening to fix this. Only for poor Easy. SHESH Meanwhile, we'll all be up in suspenders to see the exhibitterness. BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Well I cannot see all the evidence either but in my humble opinion...yes kitties can be humble...Easy is a purrfect gent and never ever ever does anything wrong so we think his peeps deserve demerits or something
Hugs madi your bfff
I could not see the picktures either!!! I thought it was my mum's fault, but I guess others had this problem, so it is not her fault.
Easy, you are such a gorgus weimy -- I really was looking forward to seeing you at the dance and was disappointed that I couldn't.
Hope your mere gets punished really hard
Toodle Pip and au revoir
Cookie
I fink Easy you should start offering your services to all the mom's on blogville for the "fat lip" treatment, my mom has always wanted full lips instead of chicken lips.....we fink you will win and mom will understand just who is in charge at your house.
stella rose
Seems to be an image error on a lot of the photos, or maybe we are supposed to imagine the photos in our heads? No matter, Easy has done nothing wrong, poor guy!
Throw the case out of court. The picture evidence isn't there. No evidence-no conviction.
Dear Miss Your Thwapperness: There needs to be some investigative reporting into the number 87. It seems to come up way more than physics or randomness would predict. Is there some significance to that, perhaps a tie-in to your astrological sign or a reference to someone's age? Inquiring minds want to know.
We couldn't see the pictures either, it just said img.
Was this evidence tampering? :)
Dip and Elliot x
No pictures to see!
We see nothing .... No pics. Does that mean NO evidence!
Lily & Edward
Well....somebody unplugged the overhead projecter....but who the hack needs to see...the test-ti-money is bad enough for a very nasty verdit...we say "To the Bastille...To the Basittle...and through the key away"
The Mad Scots
Breathe in 1....2....3... Oh, Ernie, this is the most HARROWING case we've had. I thought I had all the facts under control....BUTT...it was just too much. Thanks for the water. I think I could probably do with a Milkbone and cheese, too.
♥♥♥♥♥ Roxy♥♥♥♥♥♥
We can't see the evidence at all! That must spell "INNOCENT" - don't you think?
Cammie!
Wow, that is to much drama. I like Milkbones and cheese. I wanted to ask if I could rejoin Blogville as the librarian with Andy as my assistant. My Mommy doesn't have "photoshop" anymore, so I can't join any of the fun blogville events. Andy wanted to be on the soccer team, but we missed the joining date.
Sally Ann and Andy
OMD...Poor Easy, he had all his pictures stolen AND he was mistreated....We think he deserves some major spoiling!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
We could NOT see the picture evidence. Was it private and only for the court? We were almost in tears to think how poorly Easy was treated!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh man, TREE RATS STOLE THE PICS!!!!! Furst a nestie in my tree, then THIEVERY!!!!
Poooooooooor Eassssssssy!!!!! I can't believes your Moms took the treasure right outta your mouth!!! And not a THANK YOU for her KK lips??!!! Wrong. Just wrong. I am sure that Hizzzzhonor will rule the right way, and gets you your compensation....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
I am thinking that Easy should contact the Kardashians to tell the court how much a good fat lip is worth here in the USA. Although we could not see the photographic evidence, we know that Miss Roxy doesn't faint easily. GUILTY!
I am so sorry your pictures didn't show. The case was awesome even without the pictures.
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