Saturday, June 6, 2015

THE VERDICT.....

Dear Beloved Readers..... THIS is Frankie and Ernie's MOM....      I am SOOOOOOOO very VERY sorry about the LACK of Pictures/EVIDENCE in Yesterday's Post...    I have no idea WHAT happened....      When I hit Publish they were all there....     and when I checked the Blog Yesterday morning .... I could see EVERY SINGLE PICTURE...      No matter What way I opened the Post...
       When Easy sent the Pictures/EVIDENCE and the TEXT....   I did what I have done ALWAYS....   I set up the Post... then Copied and Pasted everything In....      It worked Just as expected...              
     So when I saw the Comments saying YOU could not see the pics I was Stunned...      I rushed back and RE OPENED .... and could see EVERYTHING...    (Which were CUTE as ALL GET OUT, BTW)....                  
    Being the Ever efficient person that I am...  I had DELETED the pics that I had Kept in DRAFT form...  SO... THOSE were GONE...         But I didn't think THAT would be a problem...  I would just Have a RE-TRIAL TODAY...    and I would do the pictures the old long slow way... and insert them in...               HOWEVER.....       When I went to do that around 5:00 PM...    I opened the Post  and.....  you could have knocked me over with one of Kismet's Feathers....     the pictures that Had been showing in the AM.....    were GONE...     replaced by the DREADED (and HORRIDLY EMBARRASSING) BLANK BOX...     
     I am DEVASTATED....      Easy had some SUPER Pics and  I somehow managed to Screw everything Up...         
    I had intended to do a RE-Trial   to post ahead of this post...   butt that will not be possible since the pics are GONE with the SQUIRRELS...   
      I want to extend my most SINCERE apology to EASY and his Mom!
          I also apologize to Each of YOU...   
 I am DISAPPOINTED and Saddened by this.      
    There is nothing to do at this point but to Sally Forth...   With a very RED FACE
Lana

  


ALL RISE........    COURT of Contention Common Fleas is now in session...
               Judge Frankie Furter...  pawsiding...


In the matter of  EASY RIDER....   Vs his peeps.....




I  find the Following....

In the matter of the FRESH AIR HOLE....  found in the new Blankie...     
     I find EASY Innocent        THAT was a NECESSITY fur Continued Easy BREATHING...
                And his Peeps GUILTY of Creating an unHOLEeeee Stench that could not be endured by a delicate Weimaraner Nose...
In the matter of....   the PURRRRRRRloined Bird Nest and Loss of Freshly Deaded Fowl...
     I find Easy Peeps GUILTY of THEFT and near STARVATION.

In the matter of..   Failure to comPENsate the defenseless Weimaraner fur his LIP O PUFFERY... work...         I find his Peeps GUILTY

In the matter of ...    the unFair and UnJust and unWarrented  Alcatrazation of EASY the Weimaraner...         I find the Peeps.... GUILTY

In the matter of...    Dance attendance  Via SKYPE...      I find that EASY was Deprived of an excellent   opPAWtuneity    to find his true love, amongst the Wimmen of Blogville...     He was PAWvented from Dancing, Sniffing, Dining, and exchanging of PeeMail with the females of Blogville,  IN THE FURS.    

I sentence them to the following:
  1.   Preparation of a Meal ....  consisting of   SQUAB over Toast...
  2.    Recovery and Return of the Nest....   which could then be made into SOUP should EASY so Chews...
  3.   NEVER EVER to pawvent Easy from attending ANY Blogville Even of his chewsing...   and to allow EASY to be the GUEST OF HONOR at His OWN DANCE...    ...Pawhaps a HOE DOWN to follow the upcoming RODEO...
      and... 
  4.  I sentence his peeps to sit on the SIDEWALK with Easy's  (currently EMPTY) Piggy Bank....     wearing SIGNS saying         ALMS fur EASY...     in Bright Red Letters.

EASY...... It is my HOPE that you will never be subjected to any form of House Arrest... such as the Bracelet wearing thingy... EVER again.     You are a FREE SPIRIT...   and shall remain so.     BY ORDER of this COURT OF COMMON FLEAS.

{{{ THWAPPPPPPPPPP }}}
    

21 comments:

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Another excellent and fair judgment in blogville!

Madi and Mom said...

Ahhhh Frankie and Ernie and Mom! We are so sorry about this and surely feel your disappointment! Blogger can often be a booger. Mom sent you and email about a similar experience she had. I am 100% sure Easy would say...please don't worry.

now OMCs your sentencing is perfect. Mol moli want pics of Easy's peeps sitting in the sidewalk!

Hugs Madi your bffff

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

an excellent verdict even though we didn't see the evidence :)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
YoozHonner has again brought down the THWAP of justice in a most forthright and fair manner. Hooraaahhh..... (can a case be brought against the EtherWays for lack of cooperation in such a keynote trial???) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Murphy said...

We think that is very fair. His staff could have been sentenced to hard time so they should be happy. Too bad about the pics. That stuff happens. We have Windows 8.1 and sometimes our photos delete themselves and we don't know until we check the contents of our trash.

Your Squirrel Chasing Cowboy Pals,

MURPHY AND STANLEY

Jans Funny Farm said...

One thing about blogging, we never know what will happen next. Evidently something happened to delete the pix from the post. The reason you could still see them is because it sometimes takes up to 24 hours for them to be show as deleted. We hate this happened to you, but don't be embarrassed. Strange things happen. (Just ask Jan, that's usually her excuse.) You do an excellent blog. We hope Judge Frankie will understand and not sentence you to hard labor.

Mark Muller said...

OMD OMD ! I will dance the happy jive with Miss Justice on my own pawty, yes! Isn't that great, that the staff has to build a new berds nest now, because HE threw it in the trashcan? What a fabulous new diy-disaster, I will make a video! And I can't wait to see them on the sidewalk with the sign and my empty piggy bank... hope a lot of people will see them there and they throw some green papers in my war chest hahaha
many many thanks for a fabulous verdict...THWAPP! and many thanks to the bestest lawyer and his beautiful pawsistant!
easy rider

Kismet said...

Bird dinner-bad ruling.

Two French Bulldogs said...

We have a feeling Easy's mom had something to do with no pictures
Lily & Edward

LBJ said...

Frankie and Ernie's Mom - that kind of things happens at our house sometimes too. Mom said it is because something called internet exploder hates her. It's better since she started using chrome.

Your Honorable cutie-pie, I mean Frankie - you are a wise judge, but please make sure no one eats Kismet's friends.

Abby Lab

Dory and the Mama said...

Great verdict Frankie and just punishment!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

PeeEss...We totally understand how between Blogger and crazy computers, things can sometimes go all wonky...Mama blames squirrels!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Harsh...but warrented. Poor Easy. To be subjected to all that punishment when it wasn't his fault. We hope his pawrents LEARN a VALUABLE lesson. THIS must not happen again anywhere in Blogville. Let it be a warning to OTHER pawrents!

We're always having problems with Blogger. SHE says it isn't ALWAYS HER fault!

MilitaryPugWife said...

This legal drama has my head spinning..MaddiethePug

LBJ said...

Hey Frankie and Ernie - Mom added homemade BAR cookies to her post today. Maybe you should have her send you some as you are MEMBERS of the bar. Oh wait - they have chocolate in them :-(

Abby Lab

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... I hope we see pictures of Easy's peeps sitting on the sidewalk collecting ALMS for Easy!!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Aliens probably deleted those evidence pictures.

Ruby said...

Oh guys, don't feel sorry abouts the pics! We all knows that those frickin' TREE RATS are responsible! Frickin' alien tree rats.....hmmmm, I wonders if they're tasty??? Hopefully if they ever come down from my tree, I'll find out and lets you know.
Nows, I thinks that was a FABulous ruling!!!! Especially the collection jar!!! BOL!!! I hopes they gets LOTS of ALMS for EAsy!!!! He sure deserves it after that HORROR!!!!
Thank you Your Honor Frankie Furter....Farter..Furter...hey, Ernie, which is it anyhu??? hehehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

M. K. Clinton said...

Please don't fret over the photos. I think Blogger is run by tree rats and they probably pulled a heist of all evidence. Once again, it is great to see the Blogville court system working. We all know that it just isn't a party without Easy!

JoAnn Stancer said...

Sometimes blogville has a mind of it's own. Easy is a free spirit and the verdict is perfect.

Sarge said...

Hey His MopHeadedNess!
Wow, most excellent verdict! I think Easy will be most pleased and I surely hope for pix of the peeps collecting green papers. BWAR HAR HAR Another thwap for justice fur sure.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

The Army of Four said...

Well, I don't think this case could have turned out any better!!!
Cammie!
PS: Does Sally Forth know Carry On?