Thursday, June 4, 2015

Case # 87-14 EASY RIDER




ROXY  ???......   ♫  ROXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxEEeeeeeeeeeeeee  ♫       Are you here???      
    YES, Ernie I am HERE.....    butt I am just sittin with my feets up.... having a Cuppa...    Come join me...   

ROXY... we can't be laying about here....  we gotta get moving on EASY's CASE...   You know he was only able to attend the Dance... VIA Skype....      You know you can't get any of the Foodables through Skype and he couldn't Dance....   it was awful...   
    I know Ernie....      we may need to change that Road Sign along the Interstate....   to say PAWVENTED from taking a Journey....   
 SMOOOOOOOOOOCH...    THAT is Brilliant Roxy....    get on that right away...   and give me another SMOOOOOOCH while you are at it...
     I'll take that smooch   butt YOU can deal with the Sign Company...    
  I'm gonna get all of Easy's INFO and  his Visual Aides ready fur TRIAL tomorrow...

OMD OMD     that Reminds me.....   the reason I was Late getting in today is beclaws I stopped by the Court House to make sure The OLD FART has Case # 87-14 on the docket fur tomorrow.... and guess    JUST GUESS  what Frankie was doing????
   NOW don't DRIBBLE when I tell you....        he was at his desk with his Gavel...   trying to THWAP it..... and  all that was coming out was   this little.......   thwip     thwip    sound.
         He is SOOOOOO exhausted from Dancin with ABBY the other day that he can't even garner a decent THWAP outta it.          BAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAH       It was soooooo funny to see and hear...            I guess getting out and about with the ladies is too much fur the old guy.       BaaaaaWaaaah...          OH and did I mention that he was soaking his paws in a tub of Epsome Salts water???          
     That IS funny Ernie.... butt let's get serious here....  I gotta ask about the Case # fur Easy...
SHOULDN'T   it be    # 87-13...?????
It SHOULD.... butt you know how life is for EASY....     I just couldn't bring myself to assign him   #13...     that guy does NOT need any more Bad Luck in his life.   
   OKAY Ernie.... butt you know this messes up the ORDER of thingys...     our books are gonna look WRONG...   
        That's OK Roxy....  I'll just say....   EASY DOES IT !!
GROANNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn           


31 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we are sure Easy's case will be Easy :)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMD ... (resists all urges to BOL at the plight of the thwipper...) I think that dance this week took it out of a lot of us - I know I am exhausted keeping up with it all!!! Now then you two, Easy is one of nearest and dearest - make sure you are totally on top of his case (the one he wasn't allowed to pack for the journey...) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

onespoiledcat said...

This ought to be the trial of the century with Easy involved.....EEEEEEK.....I'll be cheering from the peanut gallery!

Hugs, Sammy

Julie said...

Oh dear has Frankie got poor paws!!!! Court won't be the same wivout a *THWAP*
Paws crossed fur Easy, hope his case goes well
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL Frankie I was slam worn out from the dance too. You know I'm a Cougar cat and my guy Raz is just a youngster. I had to work hard to keep up
Hugs madi your bfff

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! You two better get crackin on Easy's case! Skyping in for a dance...bwah! So, basically you are saying that Frankie had too good a time at the dance?!?
Oz

Sarge said...

Hey Ern and Roxy!
Wow, sounds like His MopHeadedNess is dog tired! BOL Maybe he needs a power drink or a power nap. Anyway, I'm sure you'll do a fabo job with Easy and his trial. Dang, he has an entertaining life! BOL Can't wait to watch this trial unfold. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Mark Muller said...

I hope the epsom salt helps the mighty ruler of law and order :o)
I'm totally egg-sided... please give me a thwapp! when I have to do or to prepare something fur tomorrow...
easy rider

Casey said...

Hey, what's wrong with 13??!? My momma was born on Friday the 13th, and we think it's a LUCKY number!!

MilitaryPugWife said...

My mommys a lawyer if you need legal help...xo MaddiethePug

stellaroselong said...

Ernie you are going to do great on this case, Maggie is always blabbing about calling you and frowing moms butt in the hoscow......hers is mean like that.
stella rose

Murphy said...

BOL! Yes, Easy Does It! Is this gonna be a jury trial? We aren't sure if Frankie will be recovered in time. Did he get blisters?

Your Pals,

Murphy& Stanley

Kismet said...

Twip? The gavel needs some Viagra.

Poodle At Play said...

BOL poor Frankie! BUT it was all well worth it for that party, right?!

Dory and the Mama said...

We just know Frankie will be all recuperated by trial time tomorrow!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

LBJ said...

Maybe Frankie can get one of those big NERF gavels. They don't make any sound but they're easy to whap!

I'm stil snoozing too. Mom is starting her lunch break working from home and is on her comPEWter and not feeding me snacks.

I need to have a talk with her.

Abby Lab

Sully said...

BOL stop playing kissy face and get busy.

Aroo to you,
Sully

M. K. Clinton said...

Oh NO! Frankie can't lose his signature THWAPPER! How will he hold court? I hope the epsom salts work. I don't know about you two getting any work done with all of those kisses! Bahahaha!

Noodle4President said...

OMD! Thwip BOL!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, another case. Go for it and win!

Sketching with Dogs said...

Another enthralling case, can't wait to see what happens!
Dip and Elliot x

Bouncing Bertie said...

We are confident in Judge Frankie's powers of recovery and are sure he will be back to THWAPPING with full vigour by tomorrow!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Maybe if you spell out thirteen -- it wouldn't look like a bad number.

Bailey Be Good! said...
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Bailey Be Good! said...

Just wanted to stop by and thank you so much for your kindness. Jax would not be able to have this surgery if it weren't for friends like you. His surgery is set for this Monday -- I'll be posting updates so watch for those. Please keep him in your prayers. Much love from all of us to all of you. <3 ~JM

Two French Bulldogs said...

Case 13 should be quite interesting
Lily & Edward

Chef Sasha said...

Frankie, you must fix your will to Thwaaaaaaaap, it is my favorite part!! Please rest and relax today. Perhaps a full body massage would help. I will look forward to the pawceedings with a little hesitation as a thwip is not a Thwaaaaaaaaap!


Loveys Sasha

The Army of Four said...

Who decides things like 13 being unlucky? The same entity that makes up the "no Sibes on the furniture" rule?
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Thwip...thwip.... We need to get some Vitamin B into that boy! Frankie's not going to sound very authoritarian with a gavel like that! AND it sounds like Easy's peeps are going to NEED someone strong to pull them in line.

Now, will our next case be 87-15, or are we worrying about the 'Ides' thing?

Susie and Sidebite said...

Oh doggies....SO, Frankie over did it hey.....well this has gotta be a first...we will be sittin here all night waitng for the Barharhar.........wimpie judge and his trial!

The Mad Scots

JoAnn Stancer said...

oh boy I wonder what will happen, you guys are so great taking on easy's case