Let's get this trial started...
ROXY.... do you have all the Visual Aides Ready??
I DO..... butt do I HAVE to Wear these crazy thingys???? I would RATHER wear my Tiara.
Are you ready to begin Ernie?
I am your Mopheadedness... CALL BITES to the Stand.....
Officer did you investigate the Tickets that were written ?
I DID....
Then what did you do, Chief?
THEN I went to the Golf Putts Club House.... and had a Talk.....
Ummmmmmm ROXY it is time fur you to get ready fur the Visuals and YOU need to get your.....
The court will err on the side of Caution here.... Put them on Roxy...
I don't Want to..... it will mess up my Furs and I can't use my Glasses, Your Nobelness...
The COURT SAYS you need them to pawtect your Ears
OKAY your Bossyness.... I'm putting them ON..... I just wish Ernie had found some RED ones.
I DID.... and it was all by the book...
WHAT????? Are you Blabbering at ME Erniekins? I can NOT hear a thingy with these silly thingys over my ears...
. ROXY we need to see the EXHIBITS Now....
You want me to make an Exhibition of myself???? HERE in the Courtroom? We usually save that stuffs fur the OFFICE...
OH FOR HOWLIN OUT LOUD..... TAKE the Ear Protectors OFF for a few Mins.... and get the EXHIBITS set up....
SURE thingy Erniekins...
THWAP {{{THWAPPPPpppp THWAPPPPPppppp}}} THAT will be Enough of that.... PAWCEED....
Yes, your moppypatedness....
I give you Exhibit A....
THERE IS..... butt I think that ROXY has ONE EAR.... NOT COVERED and THIS is where the HBO Words are gonna start FLYING....
OKAY she is pawtected... LET 'er RIP Sidebites...
HOLY GWALK A MOLEY the very AIR is BLUE with those HBO Words.... Judge you may need to have the witless Box SCRUBBED after this.... Officer....we will see to it that you are not made to lick any soap after this...
THAT is a good point Ernie..... I so order .... both thingys... the witness is THANKED for his Fair ... butt COLORFUL testimony.... you may step down...
Thank you your worshipful.
Sarge to you Rectalfy that all the stuffs that we have seen and heard in court today... which I must say is QUITE SHOCKING.... is the TRUTH and the PROOF and Nothing BUTT the Truth and the Proof?
I do. AND if I may add.... the seriousness of this situation warrants the FULL Weight of your THAWAPPER, your Orneryness.
SO NOTED... Cussin.... SO NOTED...
If there is no FURther evidence to bring before the court.... I will Adjourn and begin my
There is nothing FURther....
I will give you my Decision TOMORROW...
COURT IS ADJOURNED.... {{{ THWAPPPPpppp}}}
31 comments:
Wow, this is a most serious case! We are sooo lucky in blogsville to haf such a great legals departments to sort all this out.
I wonder what Judge Frankie will decide????
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I'm confident that with all this evidence justice will prevail!
P.S.: Blogger is being mean again and has hidden my last two posts. http://www.thedailypip.org.
Are those angry bird stuffies on the golf clubs in the last picture? Guess even the birds are angry about "fowl" language being used on the golf course.
This diva cat is rarely speechless but OMCs I am today. You might need to send this up the ladder to the Supreme Court of Fleas.
Hugs Madi your bfff
Gotta love those head covers on the clubs! Sure is a nasty cart crash, though!
What a case...but it is clear just how this is going to go, I think. The evidence is just mounted to high about those trouble-making Golfer Putts!
Oh boy, I bet the wreckerers of that golf cart came from france... that's their special way to park a car :o)
easy rider
We hope the judge throws the book at them and all those golf balls too
Hari Om
OMD but those folks definitely need to learn a different language!!! Even your THWAPPERNESS ought not to have to listen to such as that... I have no doubt at all that just ice will be served.. you will know just the tonic for them, with a slice of lemon for good measure!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Wow, this is so exciting! What a super Working Wednesday and I'm all in suspenders waiting to see what HisMopPatedness decides. Excellent work by Ern and Roxy and testimony by Bites. This should certainly do the trick and send some justice-ness their way. BOL Dang, they hit our poor trees then say all sorts of foul HBO-ness.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Yah, justice will prevail. Great job
Wags
Oreo
Yikes! Exhibit B tells it all
Lily & Edward
We really think you boys missed your calling - BOL! These court cases are getting better and better! These golfers MUST be under control!
Your pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Not guilty. I could hear everything because my ear protection wasn't put on correctly-the bailiff couldn't find my ears. However Ernie is sentenced to a one month suspension of practicing law because he was negligent in getting Roxy color coordinated ear protection. Very thoughtless.
OMD...we had to send Dory out of the room with all those HBO words flying around!!
They are double guilty for sure!!
Smileys!
The Boyz....and Dory from the other room!
If nobody is doing anything with those balls perhaps they should be distributed to play with? Just a thought, haha.
Dip and Elliot x
It sounds to me as if someones is in very deep DooDoo. VERY DEEP.
Can't believe Ernie made Roxy wear NON-MATCHING earphones.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Oh dear...someone is in big trouble! You guys rock these court cases!!
We found all this testimony so shocking, WE you get out the biggest Thwapper you have Sir Judgness.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel and Mabel (who do to her young and impressionable age was not allowed to watch the preceedings)
Ernie, I was deaf and blind through that court case! And my usual stylish fashion was compromised. Of course, when one considers what golfers wear....probably not many noticed.
Now, I'm not wearing those things EVER AGAIN! (unless they match my outfit)
How exciting!!! Poor Roxy - couldn't you find a fashionable pink pair to match her outfit??? And besides, we don't know what HBO words are, so we want to hear too:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Oh dear...!
Barharhar....nailed it...a shut and closed case! Whew, so glad MY Susie was not in that courtroom to hear all that!
Top Cop Bites
Wow, what has been going on in Blogville in our absence???? Can't wait to see what happens!
You certainly covered all the bases (or perhaps I should say "putting greens" in this case). Their behavior would have teed anyone off and you needed to get to the bottom of it. It may drive a wedge in your neighborly relationship but they needed to be held accountable. Justice will prevail!
Abby Lab
May the best dog win!
We are sure Judge Frankie will deliver a just verdict.
Wowsa!!!! those HBO wordies were worse than Ma uses when the intermutts go out!!!!
I thinks I need a margarita after that....okays, better now...
I am most impressed with our Pawlice Force and their testimony! High Paw guys!!!!
And, Sarge, loves your balls. Wait. That did sound right...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Goodness me that cart was totaled and what a shock at all those words hahhaha this is a good case indeed :) loves Fozziemum xxx
Crikey ..... great case, aye??
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