Thursday, May 28, 2015

Goofy Golfer Guys.... The VERDICT...

 ALL RISE......    Court is NOW in Cesspool SESSION....      
 I.... Judge F. Furter did not have to deliverate long or hard on this one...    there was like 87 TONS of PROOF....  
 Golfer Guys    YOU are GUILTY as a  DRAY of SQUIRRELS...              I want you to know that I am NOT one bit happy with you...  
       I am going to FINE you....   87 Green Papers.... (OR their equivalent in Milkbones)  To be Paid INSTANTLY....
 AND  you are to have your POTTY MOUTHs  Washed out with FLEA Soap...
  All collected Golf Balls are to be EXCHANGED fur Tennis Balls... which you will be delivered to the front entrance to Blogville's Pawk...     fur all of Blogville's use...  
  and you will REPAIR the Golfering Card and deliver THAT to Blogville's Pawk...  fur all of Blogville to have FREE and Constant use of...      
  AND    you are to Plant   87 NEW trees in the Pawk...  fur PeeMail exchanges.                
NOW.....  get BIZZY...

{{{  THWAPPPPPPPPPppppppp}}}
     Court is      Adjourned !

29 comments:

Julie said...

Wow, thats a cracking judgement there Frankie, yous covered everythingy!
That flea soap fine is gonna be hard fur them to swallow!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Mark Muller said...

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO... I specially love the part with the flea soap... and I would like to take a ride in that golferer cart...:o)
easy rider

Madi and Mom said...

Hizz honor...oh no not wash the mouth out punishment and with flea soap....that is harsh
mol mol mol
Hugs madi your bfff

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Bravo - applaws.....excellent verdict - but will it stop them?

Patrice and Higgins said...

On nose.....Flea soap in the mouth??? Whew, you are one tuff judge!!

~Higgins

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

87 dollars of treats! YUM!

Amber DaWeenie said...

YI-PEE! Now..bout those Milk Bones.....can we have about a dozen PUPCAKES delivered with those?

Kismet said...

Is there no appeal?

Two French Bulldogs said...

87 instantly! Wow
Lily & Edward

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
I said it before and I say it again - this judge knows his THWAP from the tap!!! Here's hoping they play (ahem) balls and pay up!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

stellaroselong said...

I would hate to be on the wrong side of the law wif Judge Frankie..you did a super duper job.
stella rose

Susie and Sidebite said...

Great job Judge...they got their just desserts.........that golf cart can be put to great use by all the Staff s of Blogville and it's citizens...we just gotta keep it outta the hands of Puddles.

Pees; Sarge will be on the watch for any other misdemeanors and I will throw them in the slammer for trial!

Top Cop Bite

Sarge said...

Wow, that was so very exciting! Excellent thwapper action today, your mopheadedness. Perfect sentence for them too. I'll be watching for them to switch the golf balls for tennis balls. We'll all enjoy those! Lots of ball zoomies in the park today fur sure. And, it one goes too far, we can take the cart to go get it back! OMD that's perfect! Thanks for hitting them with justiceness.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Idaho PugRanch said...

Once again Your Judgeness Frankie, your ruling is swift and more that fair.
We want to see the fleas soap washing!!!!!!!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Bouncing Bertie said...

Frankie, Blogville stands in awe of your incisive judgements!
Well done, again.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Sketching with Dogs said...

Haha, we would not like to have our mouths washed out in flea soap but wouldn't mind the 87 milk bones at all!
Dip and Elliot x

Dory and the Mama said...

You tell 'em Judge Frankie!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You REALLY threw the book at them.....well done! Even if we won another case and are a bit biased. They deserved it!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Whoa - you really know how to deliver a decisive victory!!!! And we totally concur.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow, they are in BIG trouble with you, Your HizzHonor.

Poodle At Play said...

Wow what a verdict...but considering all the bad stuff stuff that they've done and all the HBO words said...I think you were too easy on them!

LBJ said...

Justice is served and it sounds like there are tennis balls to be thrown. (actually squirrels are like tennis balls thrown by God too).

Horray!

Office Abby Lab

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... you're sure one tough judge, aye, Frankie?? I hope I NEVER end up in your court. Wouldn't ordinary soap have done the trick. Flea soap ...... OMD that's HARSH!! They did deserve it, I guess.

sprinkles said...

Better watch out for Shiver and those tennis balls. He thinks all the toys belong to him.

I knew you'd make the right decision, Judge Furter.

Murphy said...

Way to go Judge! You let them know they just can't get away with that stuffs! Justice prevails!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Ruby said...

WoooHoooooo!!!!!!! Yippeeeeee!!!!! A GOLF CART!!!!! Hey, does it have a cooler in it??? I would loves to store some bottles of my Rubyritas in it...you never knows when you might need some refreshment...or to distract Puddles.
I hopes they hurry up on those tenny balls....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Chef Sasha said...

Another outstanding decision. I don't know how you do it!!! Now I hope they follow through cause they don't want to have to come before you again!! You will throw the thwapper at them


Loveys Sasha

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

A fair and considered verdict.
Wally & Sammy

LBJ said...

I just love the sound of justice.

{{{ THWAPPPPPPPPPppppppp}}}

Abby Lab