Goofy Golfer Guys.... The VERDICT...

 ALL RISE......    Court is NOW in Cesspool SESSION....      

 I.... Judge F. Furter did not have to deliverate long or hard on this one...    there was like 87 TONS of PROOF....  

 Golfer Guys    YOU are GUILTY as a  DRAY of SQUIRRELS...              I want you to know that I am NOT one bit happy with you...  
       I am going to FINE you....   87 Green Papers.... (OR their equivalent in Milkbones)  To be Paid INSTANTLY....
 AND  you are to have your POTTY MOUTHs  Washed out with FLEA Soap...
  All collected Golf Balls are to be EXCHANGED fur Tennis Balls... which you will be delivered to the front entrance to Blogville's Pawk...     fur all of Blogville's use...  
  and you will REPAIR the Golfering Card and deliver THAT to Blogville's Pawk...  fur all of Blogville to have FREE and Constant use of...      
  AND    you are to Plant   87 NEW trees in the Pawk...  fur PeeMail exchanges.                

NOW.....  get BIZZY...

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     Court is      Adjourned !