Wednesday, May 27, 2015

GOOFY GOLFER GUYS.... TRIAL

THIS is gonna be NASTY.....        those Golfer Guys are in fur a ROUGH time of it....  

Let's get this trial started...
ROXY....   do you have all the Visual Aides Ready??
I DO.....   butt do I HAVE to Wear these crazy thingys????   I would RATHER wear my Tiara.

Are you ready to begin Ernie?     
I am your Mopheadedness...       CALL BITES to the Stand.....
    Officer did you investigate the Tickets that were written ?  
I DID....     
   Then what did you do, Chief?
   
    THEN I went to the Golf Putts Club House.... and had a Talk.....
 WITH THE MANAGER....
        Ummmmmmm  ROXY it is time fur you to get ready fur the Visuals and YOU need to get your.....
 EARS covered.....  this is NOT the kinda Stuffs you should be hearing.   RIGHT Frankie...
     The court will err on the side of Caution here....       Put them on Roxy...
I don't Want to..... it will mess up my Furs and I can't use my Glasses, Your Nobelness...
     The COURT SAYS you need them to pawtect your Ears and if I don't order this ERNIE will drive me NUTS. and your delicate sensibilities and stuffs......  and we are NOT worried about your furs...  You look FINE...
   OKAY your Bossyness....  I'm putting them ON.....    I just wish Ernie had found some RED ones. 
 So you interviewed the Manager and explained all the stuffs?
     I DID....    and it was all by the book...   
 Shall we have some of the EXHIBITS Now?
    WHAT?????   Are you Blabbering at ME Erniekins?   I can NOT hear a thingy with these silly thingys over my ears...
. ROXY    we need to see the EXHIBITS Now....
        You want me to make an Exhibition of myself????   HERE in the Courtroom?   We usually save that stuffs fur the OFFICE...
OH FOR HOWLIN OUT LOUD..... TAKE the Ear Protectors OFF for a few Mins....   and get the EXHIBITS set up....
    SURE thingy Erniekins...

THWAP   {{{THWAPPPPpppp    THWAPPPPPppppp}}}      THAT will be Enough of that....  PAWCEED....

Yes, your moppypatedness....
   I give you Exhibit A....
   
 AND as you can SEE we not only have a PICTURE of the Litter.....     we have a full display right here...
 NOW fur the NEXT thingy  (PUT 'em BACK on Roxy)....    
 CHECK this Exhibit out.....        a Totally WRECKERED  Up  Golf Cart......   driven by irresponsible Peeps....  
 Now then Top Cop, Bites....      is there anythingy ELSE....????
     THERE IS..... butt I think that ROXY has ONE EAR.... NOT COVERED and THIS is where the HBO Words are gonna start FLYING....  
 OMD......   Let the court hear Exactly what was said.... for the Record...     ROXY  can you HEAR ME???    LOOK at ME....
    OKAY she is pawtected...      LET 'er RIP  Sidebites...

HOLY GWALK A MOLEY    the very AIR is BLUE with those HBO Words....    Judge you may need to have the witless Box SCRUBBED after this....          Officer....we will see to it that you are not made to lick any soap after this... 
    THAT is a good point Ernie.....  I so order .... both thingys...    the witness is THANKED for his Fair ... butt COLORFUL testimony....   you may step down... 
Thank you your worshipful.


 NEXT I  call Cuss...  Ummmm     Pawlice Commissioner  Sarge to the stand..

Sarge to you Rectalfy that all the stuffs that we have seen and heard in court today...  which I must say is QUITE SHOCKING....    is the TRUTH and the PROOF and Nothing BUTT the Truth and the Proof?
     I do.     AND if I may add....    the seriousness of this situation warrants  the FULL Weight of  your    THAWAPPER,  your Orneryness.   
SO NOTED...  Cussin....      SO NOTED...

ROXY.....    You can take those THINGYS off now....    
         If there is no FURther evidence to bring before the court.... I will  Adjourn and begin my nap my contemplations...
   There is nothing FURther....Bro your Honesty...
I will give you my Decision TOMORROW...
     COURT IS ADJOURNED....    {{{ THWAPPPPpppp}}}


31 comments:

Julie said...

Wow, this is a most serious case! We are sooo lucky in blogsville to haf such a great legals departments to sort all this out.
I wonder what Judge Frankie will decide????
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

The Daily Pip said...

I'm confident that with all this evidence justice will prevail!


P.S.: Blogger is being mean again and has hidden my last two posts. http://www.thedailypip.org.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Are those angry bird stuffies on the golf clubs in the last picture? Guess even the birds are angry about "fowl" language being used on the golf course.

Madi and Mom said...

This diva cat is rarely speechless but OMCs I am today. You might need to send this up the ladder to the Supreme Court of Fleas.

Hugs Madi your bfff

Emma said...

Gotta love those head covers on the clubs! Sure is a nasty cart crash, though!

Poodle At Play said...

What a case...but it is clear just how this is going to go, I think. The evidence is just mounted to high about those trouble-making Golfer Putts!

Mark Muller said...

Oh boy, I bet the wreckerers of that golf cart came from france... that's their special way to park a car :o)
easy rider

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We hope the judge throws the book at them and all those golf balls too

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMD but those folks definitely need to learn a different language!!! Even your THWAPPERNESS ought not to have to listen to such as that... I have no doubt at all that just ice will be served.. you will know just the tonic for them, with a slice of lemon for good measure!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sarge said...

Wow, this is so exciting! What a super Working Wednesday and I'm all in suspenders waiting to see what HisMopPatedness decides. Excellent work by Ern and Roxy and testimony by Bites. This should certainly do the trick and send some justice-ness their way. BOL Dang, they hit our poor trees then say all sorts of foul HBO-ness.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Oreo said...

Yah, justice will prevail. Great job

Wags
Oreo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Yikes! Exhibit B tells it all
Lily & Edward

Murphy said...

We really think you boys missed your calling - BOL! These court cases are getting better and better! These golfers MUST be under control!

Your pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Kismet said...

Not guilty. I could hear everything because my ear protection wasn't put on correctly-the bailiff couldn't find my ears. However Ernie is sentenced to a one month suspension of practicing law because he was negligent in getting Roxy color coordinated ear protection. Very thoughtless.

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...we had to send Dory out of the room with all those HBO words flying around!!

They are double guilty for sure!!
Smileys!
The Boyz....and Dory from the other room!

Sketching with Dogs said...

If nobody is doing anything with those balls perhaps they should be distributed to play with? Just a thought, haha.
Dip and Elliot x

LetterstoAndrew said...

It sounds to me as if someones is in very deep DooDoo. VERY DEEP.

Bouncing Bertie said...

Can't believe Ernie made Roxy wear NON-MATCHING earphones.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Jeanne Pursell said...

Oh dear...someone is in big trouble! You guys rock these court cases!!

Idaho PugRanch said...

We found all this testimony so shocking, WE you get out the biggest Thwapper you have Sir Judgness.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel and Mabel (who do to her young and impressionable age was not allowed to watch the preceedings)

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Ernie, I was deaf and blind through that court case! And my usual stylish fashion was compromised. Of course, when one considers what golfers wear....probably not many noticed.

Now, I'm not wearing those things EVER AGAIN! (unless they match my outfit)

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

How exciting!!! Poor Roxy - couldn't you find a fashionable pink pair to match her outfit??? And besides, we don't know what HBO words are, so we want to hear too:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Oh dear...!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Barharhar....nailed it...a shut and closed case! Whew, so glad MY Susie was not in that courtroom to hear all that!

Top Cop Bites

Finn said...

Wow, what has been going on in Blogville in our absence???? Can't wait to see what happens!

LBJ said...

You certainly covered all the bases (or perhaps I should say "putting greens" in this case). Their behavior would have teed anyone off and you needed to get to the bottom of it. It may drive a wedge in your neighborly relationship but they needed to be held accountable. Justice will prevail!

Abby Lab

sprinkles said...

May the best dog win!

Millie and Walter said...

We are sure Judge Frankie will deliver a just verdict.

Ruby said...

Wowsa!!!! those HBO wordies were worse than Ma uses when the intermutts go out!!!!
I thinks I need a margarita after that....okays, better now...
I am most impressed with our Pawlice Force and their testimony! High Paw guys!!!!
And, Sarge, loves your balls. Wait. That did sound right...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Bev Green said...

Goodness me that cart was totaled and what a shock at all those words hahhaha this is a good case indeed :) loves Fozziemum xxx

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... great case, aye??