GOOFY GOLFER GUYS.... TRIAL

THIS is gonna be NASTY.....        those Golfer Guys are in fur a ROUGH time of it....  

Let's get this trial started...
ROXY....   do you have all the Visual Aides Ready??
I DO.....   butt do I HAVE to Wear these crazy thingys????   I would RATHER wear my Tiara.

Are you ready to begin Ernie?     
I am your Mopheadedness...       CALL BITES to the Stand.....
    Officer did you investigate the Tickets that were written ?  
I DID....     
   Then what did you do, Chief?
   
    THEN I went to the Golf Putts Club House.... and had a Talk.....

 WITH THE MANAGER....
        Ummmmmmm  ROXY it is time fur you to get ready fur the Visuals and YOU need to get your.....

 EARS covered.....  this is NOT the kinda Stuffs you should be hearing.   RIGHT Frankie...
     The court will err on the side of Caution here....       Put them on Roxy...
I don't Want to..... it will mess up my Furs and I can't use my Glasses, Your Nobelness...
     The COURT SAYS you need them to pawtect your Ears and if I don't order this ERNIE will drive me NUTS. and your delicate sensibilities and stuffs......  and we are NOT worried about your furs...  You look FINE...
   OKAY your Bossyness....  I'm putting them ON.....    I just wish Ernie had found some RED ones. 

 So you interviewed the Manager and explained all the stuffs?
     I DID....    and it was all by the book...   

 Shall we have some of the EXHIBITS Now?
    WHAT?????   Are you Blabbering at ME Erniekins?   I can NOT hear a thingy with these silly thingys over my ears...
. ROXY    we need to see the EXHIBITS Now....
        You want me to make an Exhibition of myself????   HERE in the Courtroom?   We usually save that stuffs fur the OFFICE...
OH FOR HOWLIN OUT LOUD..... TAKE the Ear Protectors OFF for a few Mins....   and get the EXHIBITS set up....
    SURE thingy Erniekins...

THWAP   {{{THWAPPPPpppp    THWAPPPPPppppp}}}      THAT will be Enough of that....  PAWCEED....

Yes, your moppypatedness....
   I give you Exhibit A....
   

 AND as you can SEE we not only have a PICTURE of the Litter.....     we have a full display right here...

 NOW fur the NEXT thingy  (PUT 'em BACK on Roxy)....    

 CHECK this Exhibit out.....        a Totally WRECKERED  Up  Golf Cart......   driven by irresponsible Peeps....  

 Now then Top Cop, Bites....      is there anythingy ELSE....????
     THERE IS..... butt I think that ROXY has ONE EAR.... NOT COVERED and THIS is where the HBO Words are gonna start FLYING....  

 OMD......   Let the court hear Exactly what was said.... for the Record...     ROXY  can you HEAR ME???    LOOK at ME....
    OKAY she is pawtected...      LET 'er RIP  Sidebites...

HOLY GWALK A MOLEY    the very AIR is BLUE with those HBO Words....    Judge you may need to have the witless Box SCRUBBED after this....          Officer....we will see to it that you are not made to lick any soap after this... 
    THAT is a good point Ernie.....  I so order .... both thingys...    the witness is THANKED for his Fair ... butt COLORFUL testimony....   you may step down... 
Thank you your worshipful.

 NEXT I  call Cuss...  Ummmm     Pawlice Commissioner  Sarge to the stand..

Sarge to you Rectalfy that all the stuffs that we have seen and heard in court today...  which I must say is QUITE SHOCKING....    is the TRUTH and the PROOF and Nothing BUTT the Truth and the Proof?
     I do.     AND if I may add....    the seriousness of this situation warrants  the FULL Weight of  your    THAWAPPER,  your Orneryness.   
SO NOTED...  Cussin....      SO NOTED...

ROXY.....    You can take those THINGYS off now....    
         If there is no FURther evidence to bring before the court.... I will  Adjourn and begin my nap my contemplations...
   There is nothing FURther....Bro your Honesty...
I will give you my Decision TOMORROW...
     COURT IS ADJOURNED....    {{{ THWAPPPPpppp}}}