Now like we told you YESTERDAY..... I , Frankie Furter, gave ERNIE a BIG Birfday Pressie... I gave him TRAINing Lessons... and we BOTH PASSED... Mr. Geoff of the DWM and WHN's very nice HUBBY... would be PROUD of US... Maybe he will even want to give us JOBS workin fur HIM...
BUTT WE DIGRESS.... To CELEBRATE our Graduation and becoming ENGINEER GUYz... we took Mom and Dad and Sarge's Mom and Dad... on a TRAIN RIDE... WITH US Driving the TRAIN...
Everythingy started out just FINE... There were like 87 Passengers who Paid fur their trip... and then WE told CONDUCTOR Guy... it was time to get them on board... We had to cross a big road.... to get to OUR TRAIN...
Conductor Guy.... Stopped all the TRAFFIC so WE could lead the passengers to our TRAIN...
COME ON EVERYBUDDY.... Follow ME...... ALLLLllllllllllll ABOARD !!!
Don't tarry ..... we have a SCHEDULE TO KEEP.... MOVE ALONG....
OMD PEEPS are SOOOOOOO slow... Hey do you all see the CABOOSE??? On the RIGHT...
We had Conductor guy help us with the Passengers... they were all wanting to look at OUR Engine...
NOTICE how CLOSE to the TRACKS those TREES are??? THAT could cause trouble... Better Alert the Track Crew...
YEP... get the GANG PLANK ready... We have a whole HERD of folks wantin to Ride the RAILS...
Keep MOVIN Sir.... we need to get on and up in the LOCOMOTIVE
..... WE are your ENGINEERS... Watch your step though.
THAT's It..... keep going .... Conductor Guy will be along in 87 seconds... to get your TICKETS.
"TICKETS !! Get your tickets Ready... "
This couple have THEIR Tickets... OH and check that out.... they have Milkbone Snacks... That is why we have them in the FINE DINING Car....
HUMMMMMMM they didn't pay CASH...... that's OK.... FLEASA is recognized and accepted EVERYWHERE....
Conductor GUY? are all the passengers on Board??? OKAY.... Let's ROLL.. I'll Drive to the next station and then ERNIE can take over...
Do you want to Blow the Whistle furst Ernie??? YEP... WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
OK Frankie you take the Engineer Seat..and I will go check on the................ WHAT??? WHAT the HECK????? FRANKIE...... you take OVER..... I think I just saw ..........
YIKES....... SLICK MERLE the SQUIRREL and his Murderous Band of ROBBERS just jumped onto the Fine Dining CAR... OMD they are gonna ROB OUR PASSENGERS!!
NO FUNNY MOVES.... JUST HAND OVER THE Milkbones and that FLEASA CARD and nobuddy'll get hurt... Keep your eyes peeled boyz... I think there are TWO engineers on this train... One is SURE to have a PEE SHOOTER...
HAND over the LOOT lady.... and no Fancy stuffs... Hey Slick MERLE... we see somebuddy COMIN... and we are SURE he DOES have a PEE SHOOTER... Let's Grab the Goods and JUMP off this TRAIN...
Come on Boyz.... we gotta BLOW this train like a Loud Air Horn...
OH NO..... HE is coming after us.. Slick MERLE...
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE you EVIL SQUIRRELS I (Engineer Ernie) am putting you under Arrest... GIVE ME THE GOODS and put your paws behind your backs...
YOU SQUIRRELS aren't going anywhere except the HOOSEGOW!!
WE got Conductor Guy to call the Station and tell them to send the SHERIFF... and we kept Slick Merle and his Squirrely Band of Misfit Train Robbers under control. We both had our Pee Shooters Cocked and READY to FIRE on them if they made a move...
The sheriff came and hauled them off... GOOD RIDDANCE...
WE saved our PASSENGERS and All their STUFFS...
OH THANK YOU.... Engineer Frankie and Engineer Ernie... YOU Saved US and our Stuffs. YOU are our HEROES. HERE... let us give you a REWARD.... a MILKBONE EACH. WE certainly got our $87.00 worth on THIS ride.
THANK DAWGNESS the REST of the trip was UNEVENTFUL...... BUTT we made SURE to tell the TRACK CREW to get those trees cut back so NO OTHER Squirrels get any ideas.
THANKS FUR RIDING ALONG WITH US. Remember, you are SAFE in our paws.
40 comments:
OMD - a real life train robbery !!! How dare those squirrel dudes try robbing your passengers on your special train....good job on capturing them and keeping them under control with the threat of your pee shooters.
What a fantastic post!!
Them tree rats didn't stand a chance. Love the couple holding hands. Wish we could have come along for the rode.
♥♥♥Mona & Prissy
Jus like on sum ol' black an white movie!
Good thing this all happened when yu guys where there. Those train peepoles wudn't now whut to do without yu!
Yu sure did save the day!
Just like the olden days....BUTT there was no damsel in distress on that train. Next time, can I go along with you??? I play a great damsel in distress.
Frankie and Ernie, you are such heroes for sure, foiling the Great Squirrel Train Robbery like that. In lesser hands those pesky squirrels would have made off with the loot and flown to Brazil before you could say Ronnie Biggs.
Well done guys.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Gail says she is not sure our readers across the Pond will have heard of Ronald Biggs. I say, what was Google invented for?
What a pawsome adventure and phew sure glad Slick and his crew were apprehended safely. We wish we'd been there. All in all a great day out Frankie. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
What an adventure! Thanks for taking us along with you!
Hari OM
WooooHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was hanging onto that carriage like limpets trying to stay out of the trubs you spotted in the diner-seats. Strewth that was excititationable.
Now I need to catch my breath... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OH Oh we just loved this adventure, we were so worried those evil little squirrels would jump on yours backs and try to ride you into the sunset, but NOPE you both prevailed and your passengers were safe, what a wonderful day boys!!
stella rose
WOAH! What an adventure! First you drove that train and later you saved all passengers including the milkbones and the FLEASA card from Slick Merle and his gang with your pee-shooters. That's the stuff for a fabulous movie! That was the bestest birthday pressie ever and that you shared this adventure with us that was the bestbestest !
OMD! What an adventure you both had. I enjoyed reading your post and hope to see more adventures in the future. I bet Hollywood will be calling you to sign you both up to become their newest and most popular ACTION HEROES.
That was fun. Thanks for taking us along and telling us that great story. Hi-yo Silver....
Holy crap what an adventure. Next time ask the passengers if you can hold their milkbone snacks
Lily & Edward
Oh wow, what an adventure! The passengers were SO lucky they had you there to pawtect them.
OMD! That train ride was like the wild, wild west with robbers and everything! Thank dog you both were train engineering that day or dog knows what would have happened to those poor passengers.
Oz
Good job boys. Frank you are our hero too.
Love ya
Love Ruby & Penny
I bet you were the cutest engineers they ever saw! AND you stopped a robbery, it doesn't get any better than that!!
You 2 did a most PAWSUM job of catchin'thoze tree ratz - they didn't stand a chance with the 2 Doxi-brutherz tue save the day. Did the couple with the Milkbonez give u a RE-ward?
By the way, WE Beaglebratz iz glad our mom can't drive - none of us want tue b on the road when Angus iz (tryin'tue) commandeerin'that bus!
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta
HOLY TRAIN ROBBERY!!!! Bravo, Bravo!!! Nice job holdin' them at bay with your pee shooters...they are lucky you didn't have to shoot them! BOL
I loved your train ride and your most FABulous engineering skills! I am most impressed, and I wanna ride your next train!
You knows I like to hunt them tree rats!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Thank goodness you two were there to keep the passengers safe from those robbers! we are sure all the passenger are grateful for your pee shooting skills
hugs
B H & G
OMD, I was sitting on the edge of my seat reading about those rascally squirrels trying to rob everyone on the train! I should have known that you would save the day!
Very cute post!
Sounds like an EMERGENCY for the BEAVER BOYS!
How lucky that you doods can NOT ONLY drive the train, BUTT can do security AS WELL!
Roxy is runnin' around going 'THAT'S MY ERNIE!'
Oh and that Conductor Guy has a fantastic story to tell when he gets home...about some of the passengers he gets...BOL!
Oh Boys, what an adventure! You two crack us up alllll the time. Good job protecting the FLEASA card from thieving squirrels! I bet your whole pack had such a good time!
oxox
Daisy
WOWSERS!! That was quite a robbery, those rascally squirrels!! Good thing you guys were there to save the day!!
wags
Jazzi
Whew....that was one close call...I those squirrels learned never to mess with you!!
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What an exciting adventure! We're sure glad that it turned out A-OK and nobody got hurted!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
We can't believe how differently things would have gone it you two weren't there to save everybody! A wonderful story!
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Wow! Those squirrels are worse than Jesse James. Thank goodness you were there to save the day.
Pat
Critter Alley
Oh Mr Frankie. We don't know why but mum is laughing, laughing we say, at this traumatic adventure. She has been coo coo in the head for quite some time now. Sorry. We say, well done mates. You saved the day and the train. Blimey we really think you are heroes. I wonder if our sissy who works on The Ghan could do with your help. Although, they have trouble with camels at times! No worries and love, Stella and Rory
Oh how EXCITING! You guys don't do anything halfway, do you!?!? Full out with gusto! I love it!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
You guys always have the BEST adventures! Here's some music for your trip:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H55e7Kincb0
I'm mind blown! How did my three hide a squirrels get in your blog post on your trip??? Sneaky devils! I did not even know they were missing! Love your hats too by the way!
Dem skwerrilz are always trouble.
OMD and HOLY MOLY FnE!!! You guys stopped a real live train robbery! That's so super and you're heroes fur sure. This is the coolest story ever and the pix are perfect to let us all see the action take place. WOOHOOOO just like a movie or somethingy and you two are the stars. Great job foiling the bad guys.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
We never did trust those squirrely squirrels! They have beady shifty eyes and they try to BARK! WTD is that about? You guys are true heroes!
You guys are such heroes. That was the greatest story ever. Can't wait for your next adventure. You guys are the best
Crikey Frankie and Ernie..what a day of hijinks...we never haz to worry bout no squirrel down under...they lookz dang mean too..lucky you gyz waz ready to act!! you saved the day..an 87 bux well spent by the passengerz BOL BOL ...paw pats Forrest and Doc xx
Oh...my...giddy...aunt!! Ernie, who knew you were so brave! Roxy must be doubly in love with you now! WoW! you guys have the BEST adventures.
Wally & Sammy
What an exciting ride you had. Good thing you stopped those squirrels.
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