Now like we told you YESTERDAY..... I , Frankie Furter, gave ERNIE a BIG Birfday Pressie... I gave him TRAINing Lessons... and we BOTH PASSED... Mr. Geoff of the DWM and WHN's very nice HUBBY... would be PROUD of US... Maybe he will even want to give us JOBS workin fur HIM...
BUTT WE DIGRESS.... To CELEBRATE our Graduation and becoming ENGINEER GUYz... we took Mom and Dad and Sarge's Mom and Dad... on a TRAIN RIDE... WITH US Driving the TRAIN...
Everythingy started out just FINE... There were like 87 Passengers who Paid fur their trip... and then WE told CONDUCTOR Guy... it was time to get them on board... We had to cross a big road.... to get to OUR TRAIN...
Conductor Guy.... Stopped all the TRAFFIC so WE could lead the passengers to our TRAIN...
COME ON EVERYBUDDY.... Follow ME...... ALLLLllllllllllll ABOARD !!!
Don't tarry ..... we have a SCHEDULE TO KEEP.... MOVE ALONG....
OMD PEEPS are SOOOOOOO slow... Hey do you all see the CABOOSE??? On the RIGHT...
We had Conductor guy help us with the Passengers... they were all wanting to look at OUR Engine...
NOTICE how CLOSE to the TRACKS those TREES are??? THAT could cause trouble... Better Alert the Track Crew...
YEP... get the GANG PLANK ready... We have a whole HERD of folks wantin to Ride the RAILS...
Keep MOVIN Sir.... we need to get on and up in the LOCOMOTIVE
..... WE are your ENGINEERS... Watch your step though.
THAT's It..... keep going .... Conductor Guy will be along in 87 seconds... to get your TICKETS.
"TICKETS !! Get your tickets Ready... "
This couple have THEIR Tickets... OH and check that out.... they have Milkbone Snacks... That is why we have them in the FINE DINING Car....
HUMMMMMMM they didn't pay CASH...... that's OK.... FLEASA is recognized and accepted EVERYWHERE....
Conductor GUY? are all the passengers on Board??? OKAY.... Let's ROLL.. I'll Drive to the next station and then ERNIE can take over...
Do you want to Blow the Whistle furst Ernie??? YEP... WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
OK Frankie you take the Engineer Seat..and I will go check on the................ WHAT??? WHAT the HECK????? FRANKIE...... you take OVER..... I think I just saw ..........
YIKES....... SLICK MERLE the SQUIRREL and his Murderous Band of ROBBERS just jumped onto the Fine Dining CAR... OMD they are gonna ROB OUR PASSENGERS!!
NO FUNNY MOVES.... JUST HAND OVER THE Milkbones and that FLEASA CARD and nobuddy'll get hurt... Keep your eyes peeled boyz... I think there are TWO engineers on this train... One is SURE to have a PEE SHOOTER...
HAND over the LOOT lady.... and no Fancy stuffs... Hey Slick MERLE... we see somebuddy COMIN... and we are SURE he DOES have a PEE SHOOTER... Let's Grab the Goods and JUMP off this TRAIN...
Come on Boyz.... we gotta BLOW this train like a Loud Air Horn...
OH NO..... HE is coming after us.. Slick MERLE...
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE you EVIL SQUIRRELS I (Engineer Ernie) am putting you under Arrest... GIVE ME THE GOODS and put your paws behind your backs...
YOU SQUIRRELS aren't going anywhere except the HOOSEGOW!!
WE got Conductor Guy to call the Station and tell them to send the SHERIFF... and we kept Slick Merle and his Squirrely Band of Misfit Train Robbers under control. We both had our Pee Shooters Cocked and READY to FIRE on them if they made a move...
The sheriff came and hauled them off... GOOD RIDDANCE...
WE saved our PASSENGERS and All their STUFFS...
OH THANK YOU.... Engineer Frankie and Engineer Ernie... YOU Saved US and our Stuffs. YOU are our HEROES. HERE... let us give you a REWARD.... a MILKBONE EACH. WE certainly got our $87.00 worth on THIS ride.
THANK DAWGNESS the REST of the trip was UNEVENTFUL...... BUTT we made SURE to tell the TRACK CREW to get those trees cut back so NO OTHER Squirrels get any ideas.
THANKS FUR RIDING ALONG WITH US. Remember, you are SAFE in our paws.
