Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Fur Ernie's Birfday....

I (Frankie Furter) gave my Kid Brother somethingy FUN fur his Birfday...  FUN and INSTRUCTIONAL, too.      I gave US BOTH...  a TRAINing Session.....     YES, you got that RIGHT....   I took us to TRAIN DRIVING SCHOOL...  and WE learned how to DRIVE a BIG HUGS
    LOCOlike ErnieMOTIVE...       AN HONEST TO GOODNESS TRAIN LOCOMOTIVE.
 We had to STUDY a BUNCH Furst...  to learn all the Rules of the RAIL ROAD...  and where all the Bells and Whistles and stuffs were located... and how to USE them...    Just so you know... it was an 87 hours course.       And guess WHAT....    we BOTH passed.  

THIS is a picture of the REAL LOCOMOTIVE/ENGINE that We leaned how to DRIVE...     Good ol' Engine # 4541           It SHOULD have been #87 butt it was OKAY.    
     We had to do a PRACTICE TEST DRIVE...

 THIS is our TEACHER/Engineer Guy...   He showed us EXACTLY were we had to STOP the engine..  and BOY HOWDY was he EVER Strict...    Ernie and I were BOTH pretty nerfus about taking our Rail Test.
 Our teacher said I had to go FURST...   beclaws I am OLDER...    I'm tellin you furends... I was pretty terrified...    Look at all the DIALS and GAUGES and Levers and stuffs...  BUTT the CHAIR was really comfy...         "Yes SIR... I am ready to start my test.     I remember that FURST I gotta BLOW the WHISTLE... so folks know to CLEAR the TRACKS..."
 After MY Test... Ernie had to take HIS...    TRUST me.... I made SURE that he PEED before he entered the Engine.        He did the RIGHT thingy...  he sat still fur like 87 seconds... are Studied all the dials and levers and stuffs...   then took a big breff and said he was READY...
 OMD   when Ernie brought the Engine back and pawked it.... it was in PAWFECT position...   the kid did GRRRRREAT.       I was proud of him.          WE BOTH PASSED the course... and were ready to take PASSENGERS...  
TOMORROW we will take you on the VERY VERY MUCH EVENTFUL     TRAIN RIDE !
         Tickets are $87.00   and you can get YOURS at the Station...   We take Cash and FLEASA Card.
ALLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll    Aboard...

NOTICE:      This IS a REAL train... and We DID get to ride it...   Butt the tickets were actually MUCH cheaper than $87.00.           WE would like to THANK...  The Mt. PERRY Scenic Train  group  for their consideration and hospitality.    They were SO very nice to All of us.   We had a WONDERFUL time.     If YOU are Ever in this neck of the Woods....   Please stop by and take a ride on the train.   You won't be sorry.            Sincerely,  Frankie, Ernie, Mom, & Dad

PeeS   Happy Gotcha Day... Zaphod.

42 comments:

Julie said...

What a great Birfday prezzy
I want to have a go, if I is on the train does it make it a Royal Train ?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xx

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Frankie .... I wish I had a big brother like you. That must be the best birthday present EVER!!You're one lucky bloke Ernie. You've got a great girlfriend and a great brother too.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Excellent job guys - you can now be the official train drivers in Dogville too - thankfully they are much smaller :) Love Ernie in his hat - he looked super clever and ready to roll

Madi and Mom said...

My dad is as green (as #4541) with
envy. He is a huge train brain OMDs he would love to ride on that scenic train.
Congrats on passing your engineers testies too. You are very smart Doxies. I can hardly wait for the next installment
Hugs madi your bfff

Zoe said...

Wow, yu guys get to do all kinda stuff!

Butt,

I jus hope Ernie got sum cake an pressies.

Lovable Lily said...

Holy Guacamole, that's one pawtastic birthday gift! We are so proud of you both for passing the train driving test. We couldn't even imagine what it would be like to get that close to a train. What a fun day you all had.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Frank The Tank said...

Hi Frankie!
What a wonderful Barkday present that was for YOUR Ernie, such a nice idea to take him on a train ride, it looks like you both had so much fun and will remember this experience forever! Good job guys! Whoo Whoo!
Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxx

Bailey said...

We've done a few scenic train rides and we've always enjoyed them. Never taken the dogs before. I think it's wonderful that the boys got to go and got their pictures taken.

Frankie awesome job getting Ernie certified. Now you'll have to organize the Blogville Christmas train ride.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMDsworthy dear doxies - I am soooooooooooooo glad I am getting to know you now, fur we seems to likes all the same sorta things!!!!! I am greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen like that motor with jellos you got to drive the thing. Were you around at my place when I wrote about a A SIMILAR RIDE? ...and now I gots the notion to put more train piccies up on next week's Tuesday post... (I have bought my 'ticket' and look forward to the ride!) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Two French Bulldogs said...

Frankie you are one of a kind! You are forever making us laugh. Could we call you Choo Choo Charlie?
Lily & Edward

Duncan said...

Nice work boys!!! Very proud and impressed!! And, what a way to spend a barkday :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Now that was a great birfday pressie! And you BOTH got to drive and now have a license. Think ya'll can drive that old loco-mobile down here to visit me???

Daisy said...

I had no idea train school even existed! You two are sooooo lucky and I bet they felt lucky to have you as students. I'm sure you had lots of favorite parts. What a great way to celebrate your barkday!
oxox
Daisy

Oz theTerrier said...

You got to DRIVE a train?!? That is so cool! I need to pay my $87 so I can go for a ride!
Oz

Molly The Wally said...

OMD that is the best birthday treat ever. What a time you had Frankie. You earn it. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

animal lover, quilt lover said...

I should have come yesterday!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERNIE-- yesterday!!!
WE hope it was the funnest day for you dear boy!!! 3 years old is great!!!
So happy you got to drive a train!!!!!!! TOO!!!!!!!

Murphy said...

Oh, now we know what you mean! We are glad you are all trained! Can you drive your train over here and pick us up?

Your Pals Who Will Soon Reveal The Big Mystery,

Murphy & Stanley
MFAP

Pee Ess: For Ernie Only . . . don't worry buddy, we would NEVER start a new band. There could NEVER be a band as good as BDA and NO doggie can play drums like you!

Ruby said...

ToooooootTooooooot!!! All aboard!!!!! The Hill Express is leavin' the Station and there are only 87 seats...furst come, furst served!!! I bought my ticket guys, and I am all ready to ride the Hill Express!! Do you have a dining car??? How bouts a drink car???? Just wonderin' if I'll have a place to set up my margarita maker...☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Anna the GSD said...

Wow, there's a train that goes behind my house! Think you can drive by and go HONK HONK?!!?

Scout and Axel said...

You are best big brother ever Frankie ... What a super Barkday for the yung'n

Sweet William The Scot said...

The most important thing is you learn to blow the horn when you come to car intersection. I know where you are!
Happy Birthday Ernie
Sweet William The Scot

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

OMD what an amazing time you guys had. Can't believe you got to drive a train!!

Idaho PugRanch said...

What a pawsome B-day present for Ernie. We will be back tomorrow for our ride on the train for sure. do we get to blow the horn????
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & greta

Sam said...

That's just too cool. Happy birthday Ernie.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Driving a Train! Is there ANYTHING you boys CAN'T do? We'd love to go on YOUR train even if it isn't No. 87!

Great work!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Driving a Train! Is there ANYTHING you boys CAN'T do? We'd love to go on YOUR train even if it isn't No. 87!

Great work!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Frankie, that is every boy's dream. You and Ernie are SO LUCKY!

Mitch and Molly said...

What a fabulous pressie! We love you in your hat, Ernie!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Millie and Walter said...

What a super fun time you had. We can't wait to hear more about it.

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

That was wicked cool. It is going to be hard to keep our siblings happy on their birthdays after this

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

What a wonderful birthday gift. We would love to go on a train. You are a lucky pup Ernie!

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Great!! Looks like fun. Ernie you look so handsome.

♥♥♥Prissy

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

What a great training class!!! Now of course, now you and Ernie have to take that train all over Blogville and visit everyone!!!

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Whitley Westie said...

Looks like a fun time!

Chef Sasha said...

Wow that is sooooooooo cool, I would totally ride on the train if you were driving. You both looked great and Ernie always looks so good in that hat. What a fun day you had.


Loveys Sasha

p.s. is there any birthday cake left?? Just wondering...

M. K. Clinton said...

Wow! You are both engineers!! That is very exciting! We want to ride on your train!! Toot Toot!

sprinkles said...

How fun! Shiver said he would be too nervous to try this, but Chico would be all for it.

Dory and the Mama said...

What a fun birthday adventure!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

stellaroselong said...

Happy Birthday Ernie, we are late, but we wanted you to know we read about it on time, just posted late. Your birthday at the train looked wonderful and what a great big brother to teach you how to drive it!!!
stella rose

Sarge said...

Wow, I heard all about this from my peeps! Congrats on learning to drive that big ole locomotive! You both look great there in the engineer's chair. Can't wait to see what happens next...
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Bev Green said...

Oh boy this s PAWSOME..did we miss Erniez birfday coz of mumz stupid WP reader!!! 'hey ma..get that sorted" sorry Ernine an we send all our happy birthays to you buddy!! and that train ride..wow....count us in!!! paw pats Forrest and Doc xxx

Furry Bottoms said...

What a great way to spend your birthday!!! And yes that was extremely nice of the tooter guys!!