Tuesday, August 5, 2014

I am THREE.... by Ernest vonSchnitzel....

OMD    Hey everybuddy.....  TODAY is my BIRFDAY....   I am THREE today.

LOOK at what MY furend EASY sent to ME...
 THANK YOU VERY MUCH Easy Rider...

BUTT ...  WAIT.... There's MORE....   Check it OUT.... I got a Pressie Package from....   AUSTRALIA...
 AND it was ONLY fur ME....   except fur the pawts that Roxy says I gotta share with mom and dad and Frankie the FARTer.               Look what it SAYS.....   MY...Ernie
 and I knew INSTANTLY it was from   MY ROXY...
 The Box was Manufactured in AUSTRALIA.... just like MY ROXY was...
 My heart was POUNDING in my MANLY 3 year old Chest when I saw THIS...
 OMD   Roxy found a CARD that COMBINES US.....   Her beautiful Spots and my MANLEY BODY.
 Roxy made a PEE S.    and I did read it... butt I was MUCH more interested in what the OTHER pawt said.  
 To My ♥ Ernie ♥      Do you guys all see that???    Just makin sure...
 OMD OMD    Roxy drew her very on picture on there fur ME... and she said... LOVE and gave me XXXXXXXX's and she is wearing her HEART Collar...     I nearly PEEd EVERYWHERE Fainted when I saw THAT...
     BUTT WAAAAAAIT...... there was MORE....  I could NOT believe my EYES... Roxy sent MORE than the wonderful (MUCH TREASURED) Card...     She sent me LIVER COOKIES.... I do have mad love fur ANYTHINGY Liver... butt these must be a secret family recipe that MY ROXY cookered up JUST FUR ME...     and there were those candy bars fur mom and dad...which they did NOT share beclaws they said they were TOO GOOD fur me to have.            MY Liver Cookies are made with REAL Australian Flour and REAL Australian Grown LIVER.      OMD OMD   they are DELICIOUS...  BUTT GUESS WHAT ELSE?????????/     NOPE you ALL got it WRONG...    When I DEMANDED that MOM  opened the BAG....   the smell was HEAVENLY....  butt the SHAPE of them was UNBELIEVABLE.... they are       shaped....   OMD OMD.....   ROXY sent me HEART SHAPED Liver SNACKS.....    I am ONE LUCKY GUY...            I have played with my new Toy and Snacked and THOUGHT about How WONDERFUL MY FOXY ROXY is.    

 AND a SUPER DUPER New  TOY....
 OMD it is a SQUIRREL in a TEE SHIRT...   ....   OMD  and it smells like ROXY... she must have NAPPED with it...  just a bit..       {{SIGH}}...          OMD   I just ADORE everythingy...   it is the BESTEST Birfday I have EVER had in like 87 years.  
THANK YOU SWEET ROXY....        I LOVE YOU.       ERNIE

63 comments:

Julie said...

Happy Birfday Erine,
Wow, three years old, I is only 8 months so that's like 87 years older than me.
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah

Molly The Wally said...

Happy Birthday Ernie.
We so hope your special day is one filled with fun and treats.
That was just the best pressie from down under. How kind of them. Enjoy pal. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Madi and Mom said...

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 3RD BARKDAY ERNIE MY DACHSHUND FRIEND!!
OMDs Roxy knows how to make her man grin from ear to ear!! I love that she send you a foldable squirrel!!

Have a wonderful day and may there e some fresh veggie picking in your future
hugs madi your bfff
PS what was your mom doing up a 3:02 am...were you have a pre-dawn party?

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Happy Happy Birthday Ernie - you are one lucky guy and Roxy is a total sweetheart to send you such wonderful goodies.

Ruby and Penny said...

Happy Birthday Ernie.

Love Ruby & Penny

Frank The Tank said...

Happy Happy Happy 3rd Barkday to you Erine!
I am sure that you will have so much fun today especially now that you have had a wonderful gift from YOUR girl! You will have so much fun with that squeeky squirrel toy and OMD OMD and those yummy looking treats, not to mention that your PAWRENTS got some treats of their own, Mum does like a Cadburys Crunchie! Yum!
Lots of love, licks, hugs and tummy rubs on your Birthday! From your Puggy pal Frank xxxxxxxxx

The Life of Riley said...

Have a great birthday Earnie!
Love Riley and Enzo.

Linda & Cinnamon said...

Happy Birthday Ernie.

Hope you have lots of cake and toys and a super fun day.
xo Cinnamon

Zoe said...

Wowzer! Whut a great package o' goodies frum yur special grrl alla way frum Down Unner!

Have a pawsitivily Super Duper birthday yu hear? It's yur special day!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Happy Barkday ERnie!!!!!

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, here's a ginormous HAPPY HAPPY BARKDAY to you from me! Three is such a fun and wonderful age. OMD your Roxy is a super girlfuriend and her pressies are perfect. A foldable squirrel! Woohooo! I hope you have a fabulous day and a fabulous year. I'm sure you'll get lots of extra toys, treats, scritches today from Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs. Tell Frankie I said he has to be nice to you today! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Cuzzin

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
JANMADIN MUBARAK HO Ernest-kutta!!! Roxy is in DUBBO??? That is a wild west place in the Newer Southern Welsh part of OZ - they has an amazing open zoo there too... oh digressions; Those liver cookies made me all nostalgio for my darling ever-red-eh Jade MacDog as I used to give her that brand for treatz. Which meant I could sniff them with you and know just how excited you would be about them. Golly, what a special parcel.

You take care and have the BESTEST day. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Amber DaWeenie said...

Ernie...Me's so sorry me missed your birfday. I just put it on my calendar so I don't ever miss it again. Guess Mom's brain is fried.

That Roxy is quite a girl and sure NOSE how to pick the good stuff.

So here's me wishin you a very Hap-Pee Yap-Pee Birfday...

PawHugs...

Enid said...

Happeee Barkday Ernie!
Three is reallys grown ups.
You sure are a lucky boy to gets all them lovely prezzies!
Enid xx

Amber DaWeenie said...

Told you Mom's brain is fried. Looked at my calendar and realized that today is sissy Autumn's 6th birfday! So Autumn and Ernie can celebrate together! WooHoo!

{Where da cake? Me's sure dat Mom FURgot to buy one.}

Ranger said...

Happy Birfday Ernie!
Your girl sure know how to shop!
Dat squirrel looks like loads of fun.
Have a fantastic day buddy!
Wags,
Ranger

Casey said...

What grreat presents from your gal! Sounds like you're having a pawesome barkday. Pawty hearty!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Today's a special day, a special day for Ernie, so Ernie dance and Ernie sing, a birthday is a special thing, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Ernie!

Bailey said...

Happy Birthday Ernie!!!

3 YEARS ALREADY? How did that happen.

What a romantic gift from your girl.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Ernie you got a keeper of a girlfriend. We wish you the happiest birthday ever in 87 years
Lily & Edward

easyweimaraner said...

Happy Barkday to ya, Happy Baaaarkday! What a wonderful way to say I love you,with heart shaped snacks! your Roxy is THE BEST! And a squirrel is a great gift, you haven't to climb on a tree, you only need to open a box. GOOD ONE! btw: chocolate from australia is the best, right?

kmp said...

wow! Happy Barkday, Ernie!! you are one lucky pup to have a girl like Roxy!

Edgar and his mum

Duncan said...

Happy Birthday! May the treats continue to pour in. Roxy sure has you off to a good start!!

Scout and Axel said...

Happy BarkDay Ernie! Wowsers you have one special gurlfurriend, she put hearts & kisses everywhere ... She must luv you bunches! have a great day !!

Sam said...

OMD Ernie, I think that your peeps will need to put you on a plane for a visit. Will you come back though?

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Happy Happy B3rd Barkday Ernie :-) Sending you Lots of Golden Woofs from Sugar

rottrover said...

Ernie! You is THREE!!! We can't hardly even believe that you are so old! That means you're 21 in people years! Maybe you and Frankie Furter can have a BEER to smelebrate your bark day!!

Have fun what ever you do!!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh Ernie. Liver hearts and such a beautiful card. You are the luckiest three year old pup on the planet. Maybe the universe.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Murphy said...

First of all Ernie, we gotta say that we wish you the bestest birthday in the universe. We think maybe you were our first ever furiend in Blogville (who we didn't already know in the furs). We wish you nothing but joy and happiness with your brother and pawrents today. We know they will spoil you rotten as you should be!

Now secondly, dude . . . Roxy is whooped over you!! And she is one hot chick! Oh, I mean doggie. You two make the cutest couple ever! You are one lucky fella. Oh, shoot, I can't write any more cuz the lawyers are calling us back. Going over all the contracts and making all the decisions that need made right away and we are leasing a . . . WHAT? OK, BE RIGHT THERE. Sorry buddy, gotta go . . .

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Daisy said...

We think you should celebrate your barkday for 87 days! Yee-haw! You better get to play with all the toys and get all the treats today! Happy Birthday!
oxox
Daisy

Coccolino B said...

Oh Ernie, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! So happy for you that you have gotten such a wonderful assortment of gifts and thoughts. I hope it is an extra special day and hope you hear those piggy kisses I'm sending!

Team Beaglebratz said...

WOWZERZ! We Beaglebratz thinkz u hit the mother-load or iz that the Foxy-Roxy load! We just had tue come by an'wish u a HAPPEE HAPPEE BARKDAY ERNIE!!!!

Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

Anna the GSD said...

Happy happy happy (you get three happys!) Birthday!!! Enjoy your noms and all the other awesomeness you'll get today!!! Here's a b'day kiss for you:

SMOOOCH!!! (Don't tell Roxy, k?)

Idaho PugRanch said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ERNIE!!!!!
We hope you have the most wonderful day, it looks like it started out pawsome with those pressies from your Roxy!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Emma said...

Wee, you are three and filled with glee, oh gee. Okay, so I'm not a real poet! Happy third birthday! Do it up real big, you are only three once! Emma

Ruby said...

Happy Happy happy Burthday Ernie!!!! OMD, that is the most FABulous Burthday pressie I've ever seen!!!
Heart shaped treaties and a FOLDIN' TREE RAT???!! WOOHOOO!!! SCORE!
That Roxy sure knows what a Doxie likes!
Have a FABulous day Ernie!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Happy, happy, happy birthday to you Ernie!!! Three is great!!! Very nice card from Easy and wos - what a package from Roxy! What a very sweet girl!

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Poodle At Play said...

You lucky dog, you! Roxy sure seems like a great girl!

Happy Birthday!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Oh Ernie, we hope you're havin' the BEST birthday EVER. It's the 6th here now...with a thick frost!

SHE says sorry the choccies are broken, SHE dropped them....(klutz)

Sue said...

Hi Ernie,
Happy birthday. Roxy sent us over to give you ten birthday hellos.
Morgan, Fudge, Tess, Lola, Bailey, Noah, Norma Jean, Sebastian, Sydney and Mac

C.L.W.STEP said...

What a great birthday present! Hooray!

C.L.W.STEP said...

What a great birthday present! Hooray!

Mitch and Molly said...

Happy 3rd Birthday, Ernie! Roxy sure knows exactly the right thing to buy for her sweetheart!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Chef Sasha said...

Ernie, Happy Birthday!!!!! Wow you got a great pressie package from your one and only love. I bet you are snuggling with your new squirrel in a t shirt right now and snacking on liver treats. I hope your day was wonderful from beginning to end!!


Loveys Sasha

FinleytheWestie said...

Happy Birthday, Ernie!! You gots a great gurlfuriend in Roxy! What pawsome presents!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Happy Birthday. This is Benji. Happy Barkday to my twin Ernie. I was born like 87 seconds before midnight or we would have been born on the same day. Love your squirrel stuffie. Have a fangtastic day.

Whitley Westie said...

Happy birthday Ernie! And dat are a pawsome present from Roxy!

Dory and the Mama said...

AHppy, Happy, Happy Barkday Ernie!! We think that Roxy is a keeper for sure...those are some pawesome pressies!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Ernie. What a wonderful prezzie box from your girl.

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... that Roxy's sure stuck on you, aye?? What a great couple you make!! Happy, happy birthday Ernie. Hope you have the BEST day ever!!!! 3years old. Crikey...that's really grown up, aye??

Millie and Walter said...

A super Happy Birthday to you Ernie!

Lovable Lily said...

Happy, Happy Birthday sweet Ernie! Wishing you much love on your very special day.

Hugs,
Lily Belle, Muffin, Kim, Rolf AND Grandpa Bob

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Happy 3rd barkday Ernie!!
Roxy sure knows how to take care of her man.

♥♥♥Mona & Prissy

sprinkles said...

Happy Birfday, Ernie!

Wow, Roxy sure knows how to shop fur a dog, don't she? My boys were saying they wish it was their birfdays after seeing this post. I gently reminded them that they don't know Roxy, so she wouldn't be sending them a gift when it really was their birfday. Plus, she is already taken! bol

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

HaPpY 3rd BiRtHdAy Dear Ernie!!! Being 3 already we can tell you that it is a PAWSOME age to be!
Your Roxy sure does LOVE you - that birthday parcel is FANGTASTIC!
We hope you a grrrrreat day Ernie.
BIG licks,
Wally & Sammy
PeeS: Mom & Dada LOVE Crunchies - what did your pawrents think of them?

Mollie said...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happ Birthday dear Errrrrrnie
Happy Birthday to you

Hip Hip Hooray xxxxxxxxx

cupcakepetrillo said...

My goodness, E. This Roxy has it BAD for you! What a lovely love affair. The sweetest ever!! Have a wonderful, happy, fun birthday, buddy!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

speedyrabbit said...

what a great present from your Girl,Happy Birthday for yesterday little buddy,xx Speedy

M. K. Clinton said...

Ernie and Roxy sitting in a tree...You are one lucky guy to have such a sweet sweetheart! I hope that you had a fabulous birthday!!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh My Dawg. Sorry we're late butt HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERNIE! Sending you three hugs and slobbery kisses. Wowza your Roxy is just the best. We're glad you have an aussie girlfriend and we always have the same treats too and love them. Happy Birthday again mate.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

The Army of Four said...

We are late, too! Happy belated birthday, Ernie! I hope it was very, very fun!
Cammie!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy belayted birthday!!! welkum to the big zero three!!! i am glad yoo god to selebrayt with all that wunderful loot!!! ok bye

JoAnn Stancer said...

Sorry I missed your Birthday buddy. Happy Belated Birthday, I wish the damn email would deliver your posts to my inbox so I come visit you.