Friday, September 2, 2011

Boo Kays fur my Beautiful Wives...

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OK..... Time fur the Back to School BASH and all the activities and CLASSES. GULP I'm gettin kinda NERVOUS about this TEACHIN bidness. **Who wouldn't after gettin THIS from the wives?? I mean REALLY how am I gonna TEACH with THIS image in my head, and them sitting in the FRONT ROW??? Hubba Hubba I have about pestered my mom to death fur all of her Teaching Tips... being a BEtired Teacher.. she should be able to make this a BREEZE... butt after listenin to some of her advice.. I am starting to Doubt my ability to ... Present My PAWly Sigh LECTURE... AND be able to keep my CLASS under Control!!! After lookin over my Class Roster... I gotta say... I can see some of my Students are BOUND to be CLASS CLOWNS. GULP
Well, I have had my Baff, My Teefs are all polished up and ready fur... "smiling" at some of my Class. I have my Tux back from the Cleaner Guy... I set out a NEW bottle of that Ship that Sails the Ocean.....
OLD SPICE Cologny stuffs... the Wives Love it when I smell sorta SPICY. I even had a Pawdicure. I have my Overheads all ready fur showin stuffs to the class. I have my NOTES and the Class Silly Bus reflects them. Now WHAT am I furgetting??????????
OMD OMD..... Flowers I gotta get FLOWERS fur Ruby and Penny. HOLD ON.... I'll be RIGHT BACK...

WHEW... I am glad I didn't furget the FLOWERS. I had to run out to the Flowers Beds and get the PERFECT Blossoms and stuffs. YEP.. the wives LOVE yellow... and Esp. DAISIES... You will NOT believe this one... I had Black Eyed Susans blooming (well, MOM had them) PERFECT JUST PERFECT.. now let me mix these together a bit and Divide them INTO TWO BooKays... Two Wives... TWO BooKays...
This is Ruby's BooKay...
THIS is Penny's BooKay.

AND..... I even made a BIG BooKay... fur MOM J. Can't furget my wonderful Mother In Paw. I hope SHE likes YELLOW...

I guess I am ready. Let the GOOD TIMES ROLL.
To find LINKS to all the activities go to one of these two sites


PeeS.... Note to all the GUYS out there. Watch those Wimmen... They REALLY know how to sneak up behind you and Tie your Tail in a KNOT. When you pick up YOUR DATES fur the PAWm... THINK ABOUT ME... Remember that I am a Very Happy... Doubly Married guy. Those two May LOOK all innocent... butt I'm tellin you... they just keep me all Addlepated. Well, just heed my words... Wimmen Rule the World... Watch the Wimmen. I'm just sayin.
Whimper {{{{{{SIGH}}}}}}} Whimper


♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wow, your wives are gonna be very happy when they see them flowers. Mommy's favorite color is yellow.
They are very lucky gilrs and you are too. See ya at the Bash.

Oh we forgot. The thunder shirt came of Wednesday. Now if it ever rains again.....


Mack said...

I know your wives are LUVIN those beautiful flowers!
You are a very thoughtful husband!
Don't be nervous about teachin' - just imagine all of your class is NEKKID!

Schnauzer Days said...

Frankie - we love your style, we pinched it and got corsages for our dates too.

Anyway we have a BIG problem that we need you as Chief of Police to come and sort out, it's a BIG problem with the Wally Melon Class!!

Dex and Lou xxx

Bouncing Bertie said...

Frankie, we could all learn so much from you on how to treat the ladies...
Toodle pip!

Ruby and Penny said...

Frankie, the Boo Kays are lovely. Mom J loves hers too.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
Pees - we also plan to drool & pant & do cat calls at our desks.

Ruby and Penny said...

Us again.

We hope you don't have to send us out in the hall or to the principal's office for causing trouble in class.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Itty Bitty Kitties that are female rule the world too. My sister (Arty) is stealing my foods this morning. ~Fenris

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, sounds like you're gonna have a ruff time concentrating! I bet you'll do great and I'll try to be a good student. Can't wait for the pawm and your flowers are grrreat!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Supreme Munk Mocker

Amber DaWeenie said...

Purrty buddy ever sends me flowers. Dat because me be such a "pain in da butt". BOL

Lookin' forward to da class (and all da trouble we can cause).

Dory and the Mama said...

WOWsers those are most beautiful bouquets Frankie!!

Dory, Jakey & Bilbo

PeeEss...Dory says you are right...women rule the world!!

Pibble said...

Frankie, you complain about those wimmen, but I know you wouldn't have it any other way! Your boo kays are beautiful, I know they'll love them!

Mr. Pip said...

I promise to behave myself in your poly sigh class. I will keep my paws and snacks to myself and anyone who acts up will have to deal with me - and you know, I am quite a tough doggie!

Your pal, Pip

Sweet William The Scot said...

Teacher Mayor Frankie ~ You be telling me Jazzi is going to sneak up behind me and tie my tail in a knot! I would look awful and could that not interfer with my doing my potty. I don't think I like this class already!
Sweet William The Scot

Anonymous said...

We love your yellow flowers for the wives. I knows all bout wimmin Frankie - believe - I lives wiv two and they take some serious management. Actually, they manage me most of the time but you still got to be careful wiv wimmin. TRUTH!

Waggles and Swaggles

road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - um, where do we catch that Silly Bus to your Polly Sigh class?

And you sure know how to treat your ladies! We think you're as smooth as Tom Jones! Uh, where did that come from?! Guess Mom's had the radio on the OLDIES station! BOL!

The Road Dogs

Corbin said...

I'm so bummed that I'm missing out on all the awesome events this weekend! I hope everyone has a wonderful time!

Kari in Vegas said...

Those are beautiful!


Ruby and Penny said...

Happy Happy Birthday Mom L.
Have a wonderful day.
Love you
Ruby & Penny

Anonymous said...

I just knows that you will do Pawsome teachin your class there BIG Bro! You is very good with all kinds of pupsonalities so just relax and do what you do BEST, barking to the masses!

I LOVES the flowers that you picked for your wives, they are just beautiful.

I will be a good Lil Sis and not give you a hard time in class and I will pay attention too!

woos, Tessa

5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

Those are some lucky wives you gots. We hope our dates remember to bring us some flowers.
Much luvums,
Gracie Lynn and Lily Jayne Slimmer

scotsmad said...

First mistake Frankie--givin' presents to only two members of class, even if they're your wives!

But we have every confidence in you. Remember if they act up, just put minutes on the board showing how much Snack Time they'll miss. Works for HER!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Chris said...

Those are some beautiful bookays! What a charmer you are!
Thank you for stopping by Fabric,Food and Fido with well wishes for Lily. It is truly appreciated.

Anonymous said...

love them bouquets.... you're quite the charmer! woo woo woo!

Sagira said...

Aww...Frankie you are so sweet.

houndstooth said...

Oh, what lovely flowers! I can't imagine any ladies could resist those.

I clicked on the link for the prom, but it doesn't work. I'm sure we're too late to attend anyway, but I'll hope that everybody has a fantastic and romantic time there!


Benny and Lily said...

Oh Franky, beautiful!
Benny & Lily