OK..... Time fur the Back to School BASH and all the activities and CLASSES. GULP I'm gettin kinda NERVOUS about this TEACHIN bidness. **Who wouldn't after gettin THIS from the wives?? I mean REALLY how am I gonna TEACH with THIS image in my head, and them sitting in the FRONT ROW??? Hubba Hubba I have about pestered my mom to death fur all of her Teaching Tips... being a BEtired Teacher.. she should be able to make this a BREEZE... butt after listenin to some of her advice.. I am starting to Doubt my ability to ... Present My PAWly Sigh LECTURE... AND be able to keep my CLASS under Control!!! After lookin over my Class Roster... I gotta say... I can see some of my Students are BOUND to be CLASS CLOWNS. GULP
Well, I have had my Baff, My Teefs are all polished up and ready fur... "smiling" at some of my Class. I have my Tux back from the Cleaner Guy... I set out a NEW bottle of that Ship that Sails the Ocean.....
OLD SPICE Cologny stuffs... the Wives Love it when I smell sorta SPICY. I even had a Pawdicure. I have my Overheads all ready fur showin stuffs to the class. I have my NOTES and the Class Silly Bus reflects them. Now WHAT am I furgetting??????????
OMD OMD..... Flowers I gotta get FLOWERS fur Ruby and Penny. HOLD ON.... I'll be RIGHT BACK...
WHEW... I am glad I didn't furget the FLOWERS. I had to run out to the Flowers Beds and get the PERFECT Blossoms and stuffs. YEP.. the wives LOVE yellow... and Esp. DAISIES... You will NOT believe this one... I had Black Eyed Susans blooming (well, MOM had them) PERFECT JUST PERFECT.. now let me mix these together a bit and Divide them INTO TWO BooKays... Two Wives... TWO BooKays...
This is Ruby's BooKay...
THIS is Penny's BooKay.
AND..... I even made a BIG BooKay... fur MOM J. Can't furget my wonderful Mother In Paw. I hope SHE likes YELLOW...
I guess I am ready. Let the GOOD TIMES ROLL.To find LINKS to all the activities go to one of these two sites
PeeS.... Note to all the GUYS out there. Watch those Wimmen... They REALLY know how to sneak up behind you and Tie your Tail in a KNOT. When you pick up YOUR DATES fur the PAWm... THINK ABOUT ME... Remember that I am a Very Happy... Doubly Married guy. Those two May LOOK all innocent... butt I'm tellin you... they just keep me all Addlepated. Well, just heed my words... Wimmen Rule the World... Watch the Wimmen. I'm just sayin.
Whimper {{{{{{SIGH}}}}}}} Whimper
Well, I have had my Baff, My Teefs are all polished up and ready fur... "smiling" at some of my Class. I have my Tux back from the Cleaner Guy... I set out a NEW bottle of that Ship that Sails the Ocean.....
OLD SPICE Cologny stuffs... the Wives Love it when I smell sorta SPICY. I even had a Pawdicure. I have my Overheads all ready fur showin stuffs to the class. I have my NOTES and the Class Silly Bus reflects them. Now WHAT am I furgetting??????????
OMD OMD..... Flowers I gotta get FLOWERS fur Ruby and Penny. HOLD ON.... I'll be RIGHT BACK...
WHEW... I am glad I didn't furget the FLOWERS. I had to run out to the Flowers Beds and get the PERFECT Blossoms and stuffs. YEP.. the wives LOVE yellow... and Esp. DAISIES... You will NOT believe this one... I had Black Eyed Susans blooming (well, MOM had them) PERFECT JUST PERFECT.. now let me mix these together a bit and Divide them INTO TWO BooKays... Two Wives... TWO BooKays...
This is Ruby's BooKay...
THIS is Penny's BooKay.
AND..... I even made a BIG BooKay... fur MOM J. Can't furget my wonderful Mother In Paw. I hope SHE likes YELLOW...
I guess I am ready. Let the GOOD TIMES ROLL.OR
PeeS.... Note to all the GUYS out there. Watch those Wimmen... They REALLY know how to sneak up behind you and Tie your Tail in a KNOT. When you pick up YOUR DATES fur the PAWm... THINK ABOUT ME... Remember that I am a Very Happy... Doubly Married guy. Those two May LOOK all innocent... butt I'm tellin you... they just keep me all Addlepated. Well, just heed my words... Wimmen Rule the World... Watch the Wimmen. I'm just sayin.
Whimper {{{{{{SIGH}}}}}}} Whimper
