Thursday, December 27, 2012

A SNOWem written by ME...

Twas the day before SNOWSTORM and all through theTown,
the Woooers were Wooing , "Let those Flakes Fall Down."

Their Leashes were hung by the Door with Care..
In hope of some white stuff , PILING  up, out There.

Ernie and I were down fur our NAPS
when out in the yard we heard SOMETHINGY  making Splats.

Away to the Door we flew like a FLASH,
pulled on our coats and pawpared fur a DASH.

We saw the stuffs was covering our ground.
We HUNG our heads with a frown.

We HOPE that you snow loving WOOers are happy as can BE...
Butt fur US ... SNOW  makes it miserable to PEE.

WE dedicate this SNOWem to   Khyra and the OP Pack and Bert and Goose and Murphy and Stanley and Sarge   and any of you other headcases   whack jobs    TALL and FURRY ONES out there who are misguided  believe SNOW is GOOD.                 Frankie and Ernie  
PeeS.....      Spring will be here in 79 days.    

Also Last night it took Sarge's MOM...    90 mins.   to get HOME    beclaws of the huge snow they got.       It normally takes only her about 40 mins..     Butt SARGE was lovin the snow.  


Lovable Lily said...

That was so beautiful that it brought a tear to my eye. We got nothing but sunshine and palm trees here. Wanna come down to FL and be our guests for 79 days?

Lily Belle

Dexter said...

Oh nasty stuff indeed and ever so hard to find the proper place for one's business. Stay warm


My Mind's Eye said...

We are not big snow fans either.
Our state and city just are not used to dealing with it and any movement after a snow grounds us forever.
I'll join in on your spring countdown.
Hugs Madi your BFFF

AMY ANN said...

That was very cute. Yay spring!

Millie and Walter said...

Oh Frankie that sure was a nice poem, but I'm afraid that I'm one of those nut jobs that loves the snow. We just got a foot of new snow last night and I've already had a great time playing in it! I would happily plow some paths for you and Ernie if you needed me to.


Unknown said...

What a great poem. Wish we had snow instead of the endless rain. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

Well now, if we had got snow as promised by the stupid weather guy it would have been OK, but all we got was fall on your butt ice, and freeze your paws to the concrete. What garbage!!!

Your Pals
The Scottie twinkies

Remington said...


stellaroselong said...

One good thing about snow in iowa is that margaret could get lost in a snowdrift if only Mom would let her go outside and doesn't like to drive on snow, or ice either so she walks to work and falls on her butt! Poor Momma!
stella rose

Linda said...

We are laughing at your cute poem.
No snow here yet, just lots of rain.

xo Cinnamon

Matilda the Boxer said...

I bet snow isn't as much fun when you're so low to the ground! We got some on Christmas Day, but then it all froze solid and is just ICE! It's supposed to mostly melt today, though.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said... can bounce back and forth between my house and Lily and Muffin's house. We's purrrty close to each odder! Snow gets purrrty bad when you walks through it and all you sees it da tip of your tail! Dats why me lives in da Sunshine State!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Great snowem! Hope that you did not get too much of the flakey stuff!

LetterstoAndrew said...

We were lucky, it started snowing later in the day and now it's raining. I'm worried about it turning to ice though.

You need to have Dad clear you a pee spot.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You are very talented Frankie! Now start building the snowman
Benny & Lily

The Army of Four said...

We wondered if you all were going to get snow! Dad talked to his sister in Oh! Hi! Yo! and she said they were expecting a bunch.
Keep your feety-feet warm and dry!

Reuben said...

you knows how those dogs with the freakishly long legs likes the snow. However, dogs with correct sized legs (like us dachshunds) knows just how hard to pee it is!


Idaho PugRanch said...

We got quite a bit of snow yesterday and last night too!
Dad had to shovel some paths for us so we can do our potty bidness.

Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Bocci said...

Oh, our snow definitely has NOT melted! PU used her boots with Yak Tracks for the first time in to years yesterday and now has big blister on heel-she is a wimp!

Hope you had a fun Christmas and only the best for all of you in 2013! We must meet in the park again!

rottrover said...

A WEINERful snowem, gentledogs...You are also welcome here, in SoCal until spring arrives...we're clear and 50F right now!

-Bart and ruby

WFT Nobby said...

Oh Frankie, that is a really super poem. But do tell me, is it 'cos you and Ernie have little legs, and the snow make your pee pee thingies cold, that you don't like the snow? (No Gail that is not an impertinent question, I think I can judge better than you what is appropriate subject matter between us boy dogs).
Toodle pip!

Bobbie said...

What a great poem Frankie! Now, I have to tell you... Gracie was livid when she went outside and had to trudge through snow up to her nose to find a place to pee. Of course she expected me to shovel a big space for her to go and so of course, I did.
Hope your Christmas was good!

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Whack jobs? Surely you can't mean us. Just because we go all mental when it snows, and stay out until our toes get cold, but whack jobs? Naw, you can't mean us! Stay warm dudes!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Scooter said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, Franklet, you're a pawesome snowet! BOL Very nicely pawed. Say, you're both looking very dashing in those coats...get it? in through-the-snow! BOL again. Anyway, that snow is a ton of fun as long as you don't have to tunnel through like you guys. Sorry it snowed on your territory. Just be glad you're not here in my 11 inches worth! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and a Snowy Woof,
Sarge, COP

Berts Blog said...

Oh Yeah....SNOW SNOW SNOW. I mean, it is like heaven, WE got so much and a friend came and took me snowshoeing cause My Vickie was working.

Oh I love it. Sorry Frankie, but I am having a hard time feeling bad about it.


Duke said...

Your poem was very cute but we're two of those nutjobbers that love snow, Frankie and Ernie!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

GOOSE said...

Love the little poem. But I gotta say I do like the snow. I have almost a foot and a half in my yard. You two would be buried. But I would make a real good trail for you my friends.

Murphy said...

Oh, just stick your weenie in the snow and pee!

Stay Calm & Bark On,

Murphy & Stanley

Sagira said...

Come on 79 days

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Snow glorious snow!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

PeeEssWoo: SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby said...

Oh, that can't be any funs for 'low-riders' like yourselfs! Sorry dudes. Make it all yellow for me, will ya?!


Scooter said...

Oh, BWAR HAR HAR to Murphy & Stanley's comment! Gotta watch for the icicle effect though.

Dachshund Nola said...

I want some snow!

sprinkles said...

That was a very well pawed snowem, Frankie! We've been having a bit of snow too. It hasn't been too bad, but the roads are icy.

Hope y'all had a very merry Christmas!

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I think those who get snow don't like it..... and those who don't get snow love it (like me)..... and then there are the nut cases in-between. Mum maybe thinks it's the low riding dawgs that get their "pink bits" partially frozen when trying to pee that have the worst time. Sorry for you and Ernie!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I don't like peeing in the rain, I bet snow is WAY worse!

marley said...

Excellent pomes my pals....I too am a Short Dog Against Snows...!