Wednesday, December 26, 2012

WE must have been Worst than we though...

WE did NOT think we had been BAD... butt Santa Paws Must not agree...   He brought us TONS of......      SNOWFREAK thingys.     Waaaaah      Waaaaaah    Whine Whimper...   We are thinkin that SnowFreaks must have become the   NEW COAL !!!       We will show you........

 Butt FURST..... 
Look what MY Wives...  Ruby and Penny   and my Mom-in-Paw   Mom J sent :
 This Necklace is fur MOM...   It is a DACHSHUND...        Not a Snowfreak...      and Dad's favorite Choclate KISSES.....   See Those???
 AND of COURSE they sent me some of there Finest Cookered thingys...   Duck Jerky with Sweet Potato..     
 MY Wives made those fur ME...( and Ernie  )  OH YUMMMMM     Every Guy's DREAM Come True.. Beautiful Wives that can COOK!!!     THANK YOU Ruby and Penny.     Everythingy was WONDERFUL...     LOVE YA, FRANK...       and Ernie and Mom and Dad, too.
 Now then... HERE is what SANTA PAWS brought Us...     Ernie got a new Coat and...  there were like 87 Pressie packages....    BUTT WAIT.... there is somethingy ELSE we gotta tell you about...
 LOOK at what Sagira and Bokeh and Starr gave US...   See that wonderful SIGN... it matches the carpet that we had.    and our SIGN is on the WALL Already... with the Rug right under it... in OUR TOY ROOM...       We LOVE the sign.   Thanks  dear THOUGHTFUL FURENDS.  
 Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeee one of the SNOWFREAKS from SANTA PAWS...      UGH!!!
 HEY guess what my DAD got from our furends....   Check out his new HAT..   He will wear it with PRIDE fur SURE.   Ernie is on the Left and I (Frankie Furter) am as always on the RIGHT!!!
 AND you will NOT believe THIS....      WHN    and Mr. Geoff and the Doxies with Moxie sent MOM this.... SNOW FREAK QUILT....      SHE was all   Squeeeeeeeeeee  over it.      Ernie tired to Hide his Eyes though.
 And THIS is what they sent fur Ol' SURE SHOT... Now THIS is FINE... it has TWO Big BUCKS on it.   Ernie and I BOTH thought it was super...      NO   SnowFreaks here!!
 BUTT when I opened MY pressie from the DWM and WHN....   I (Frankie Furter) FREAKED...  CHECK IT OUT....    A    SnowFREAK DACHSHUND   with TWO Dachshunds  that were Creating it.            SHOCKING......     SHOCKING  !!      

Here is what WE thought of the MANY SnowFreaks that Santa Paws brought to us...
 This is ERNIE checkin out HIS pressie from DWM and WHN.        HEY FRANKIE... these are actually GRRRRRREAT...   all SOFT and WARM and we can ROLL and PLAY on them...   COME ON FRANKIE.... LET's   RIP THE GUTS OUTTA our new TOYS     Ummm Let's FIELD DRESS our Toys  PLAY... with our new stuffs    right here on these.   It'll be GRRRREAT.   Well, I guess Ernie FINALLY  had a good IDEA Fur ONCE    So we got Bizzy and had a GRRRRREAT time with our stuffs.         
 Even though Santa Paws brought so many SnowFreaks...   It was the BESTEST Christmas WE could EVER IMAGINE.       We truly DO LOVE Everything.   
 THANKS to our FURENDS, MY WIVES, and Santa Paws.       
     PeeS....     ALL of the Snowfreaks..... EXCEPT OUR NEW THINGYS...   were THROWN  Carefully...  butt QUICKLY ... Packed into their storage boxes YESTERDAY AFTERNOON and taken to the Building ... Until NEXT NOVEMBER...          Beclaws.....  the Weather Blabbers said a BIG snow was coming... and Ernie and I   SCREAMED that we were NOT gonnn be SNOWED IN with those OLD SnowFreaks ONE MORE SECOND..  and MOM was afraid that it might be APRIL before she could get the freaks her THINGYS LOVINGLY STORED away.        WE made SURE she DID NOT take our NEW stuffs though...    WE WERE CHEERING when the LAST Storage Box was taken out the door.   Poor MOM shed some tears when the Storage Building Door was Shut and BOLTED   Barricated    Locked.  
We Hope that YOU had a Christmas   that was even HALF as Magical and WONDERFUL as OURS was.                            HAPPY NEW YEAR....  from Our SnowFreak Free Hill


Dexter said...

Kind of a mixed bag of loot. Well, at least the weatherman cooperated in getting most of them tuckd away until next year.

I love your dad's new hat. Yes, be proud.


Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

OK's admit it. You's really gonna miss those guys just a wittle bit, right? I says better the snowfreaks fur a couple months than those silly pink birds on everyone's lawn here in Florida all year round.

Wishing you Happy Holidays and many blessings in the upcoming new year.


Remington said...

What an awesome Christmas for you! BTW -- did your daddy wear his new hat to work today? Ha ha ha! That is a good one!

My Mind's Eye said...

OMDs Frankie your wives know just how to make their main squeeze a happy camper. You and Ernie made out like bandits on Christmas...well minus the snowfreaks but good news is they are packed away now you just have to figure out how to pp and p quickly in a ton of snow freaks leftovers.
lots of hugs.
madi your BFFF

Millie and Walter said...

Snow freaks or not you all made out like bandits! What nice pressies from everyone.


LetterstoAndrew said...

You guys are sure surrounded by those snow freak thingys aren't you. I'd say come to our house but considering how S&D are acting towards the new puppy that probably isn't a good idea either. At least now you have 11 months without the snowfreaks. :-) Merry Christmas Frankie, Ernie and to your pawrents as well.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You guys got the coolest presents. You were obviously very good
Benny & Lily

Piappies World said...

They're really pawesome presents, Frankie & Ernie. A blessed Christmas to you and your family!

the Piappies - Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Unknown said...

Oh my that is it for the snowfreaks this year,,,,,,,phew. You got some swell swag pals.Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Happy Holiday
Best wishes Molly

The Army of Four said...

That quilt is awesome!!! Everything is - especially sweet potato treats! YUM!
Hey, I have something to show you on our blog today. Ha roo roo roo!
Play bows,

WFT Nobby said...

Thanks goodness for wives, eh, Frankie...
Toodle pip!

rottrover said...

Major score, dudes!! We love your dad's hat and your sign, too! Glad the snowfreaks went back to their cave. You guys can rest now. Enjoy your snows!!

-Bart and Ruby

Jacobi said...

Can you at least chew on some of THOSE snowmen? I bet you could pee on your snowman blankets. Although then you wouldn't be able to sleep on them, and they do look awfully cozy...


Jacobi said...

Can you at least chew on some of THOSE snowmen? I bet you could pee on your snowman blankets. Although then you wouldn't be able to sleep on them, and they do look awfully cozy...


Duke said...

What awesome gifts! You guys are sure loved lots! The grass is greener under my wiener. haha

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

Murphy said...

We are glad you survived the snow freaks! Onward to the new year!

Stay Calm & Bark On!

Murphy & Stanley

Teddy said...

Have fun with all your new snowfreaks before they too get taken away.

GOOSE said...

Well I'll say you had a great Christmas and even better now the Freaks are all locked away. Your dad's hat is a total LOL hat. I love it.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Mr Frankie, hurray, at last the snowmen are gone. We can stop peeing everytime we read your blog! You sure had a wonderful Christmas with heaps of good stuffs. Mum especially liked your Dad's hat and your Mum's necklace. Totally cool. See ya soon mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Hi woofies! Looks like you had a great Christmas. That storm hit us Christmas day. We got 6" of white stuff after some ice. BRRRRR! We luv your new stuff, "grass is greener under the weiner" MOL! You two adorable woofies stay warm and safe from that winter storm. XOXO

Scooter said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, what a pawesome Christmas! You guys really cleaned up. Love that necklace and the sign and Papaw Pantsleg's hat. BOL Even those snowman toys are gonna be fun to unstuff. WHN does amazing work and I really like what she made! Great job opening your pressies!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Lovable Lily said...

What a totally pawsome Christmas you all had there on the hill! All of those treats and prezzies (and the snowmen too). You're gonna need like 87 gazillion years to play with all that stuff.

Stay safe in the storm. We're hanging under palm trees :)

Lily Belle & Muffin

Jans Funny Farm said...

So the moral is you don't need the snowfreaks because you got the real thing coming?

HoundDogMom said...

We believe that is one to many snow freaks for sure. The blankets are pretty cool though. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Sagira said...

Wow you guys hit the jackpot!

Wyatt said...

Frankie and Ernie-
It's a snowman explosion at your house! So sad to see them go into the storage shed :(
Maybe you can make some out of snow real soon!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Anonymous said...

Gosh Mr. Frankie and Mr. Ernie,it sure sounds like you had a super exciting Christmas-Time! What a bunch of great pressies and so much luvs from all your family and furiends!



Ziggy Stardust said...

Wow you guys had a great Christmas! Lots of pressies, that is the way to go. I did too, it was a blast. Mommy loves the snowdachsies and the quilt especially. I am glad for you that those snowpeeps are all put away for another year. Maybe now you can get some sleep and not have nightsnowmanmares.

Loveys Sasha