My letter from Santa Paws

I got a for real letter from Santa Paws today. He sent it from Australia. I think Santa Paws was there to check and see if my mate Barney was okay.

Santa Paws says I have been very good and that because I am being stalked by that awful Grinch Guy, I am going to get good stuff for Christmas.

Now I know that I will get my computer that has no mouse and is called a Yap Stop Computer.
I think it will have a Touch Pad thing. It will be very much easier for me to use. I just have to touch my paw pad and poof it will work. I hate mice. I love touching.
Wheeee, a letter from Santa Paws.
Maybe now that Grinch Guy will stop stalking me.