Happy Ground Hog Day... AND the TRIAL #87-3

FURST we HOPE that the Groundhog DOES see his shadow today.... beclaws that will scare him back in his hole and it will mean that Spring is only SIX(6)weeks away...  if he Doesn't see his shadow Spring won't come fur like FOURTY TWO (42) whole days...

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All RISE..........

 COURT is NOW in SESSION....   {{THWAP}}

 Are you prepared for Trial?
Yes, your MopHeadedNess...
WHAT??????  WHAT did you just Say???
   I said.... YES, Your HONORABLENess....  we are Pawpared to present Mayoress Emeritus Diva Madi's Case...
Very well, you may pawceed.

I would like to present some EXHIBITS and Call Madi to the Stand...
Make it So...    {{THWAP}}
Thank you..... Call Madi to the Stand....

Ms. Madi ,  we understand that you have multiple Charges to bring before the court today.

I Dooooo,   

1.  Furst my mom has been..... STALKING me around the house and sticking the Flashy Beast in my face over and over again...

2.   She has also been VERY slow to Grant my Wishes... especially my PLEADINGS fur my SUPPER.     Your HONORABLENESS,,,  it actually caused my THROAT to be SORE from the HOURS of yowling and pleading fur my meal.    It was so UNDIGNIFIED.   I am a Southern Lady and should NOT be forced to BEG like a common Squirrel.

3.   Then Just the OTHER DAY.....

I heard mom say look a package from Judge Frankie 

and Ernie the Attorney...so I sashayed into the room 

to see what they sent me!!!

EXHIBIT 1

Sometimes moms are sneaky so I stuck my nose in the box
anyway

Exhibit 2

Inside there was also  a red t-shirt.  I think she was telling me a 1/2 Fib.   

Exhibit 3

Roxy would you please present Exhibit 4 ?

So your mom just left JUNK in there fur YOU?   

YES, Ernie...  it would seem so...     although I Will admit that some of that candy was called Squirrel Nut Zippers... and   I don't know WHAT peeps would want to do with Anythingy that said Squirrel on it..      

Roxy could you please bring EXHIBIT 5 before the court?

Madi will you please explain what we have HERE?

My mom not only CLAIMED this red SHIRT that says  CATS in Cat Lettering... which was obviously intended fur ME...  BUTT she also Claimed that this Paw Softening Lotion was HERS TOO...       She KNOWS that I need to have Soft and good smelling Paw Pads fur my Date with RAZ.      BUTT she just ...  GRABBED it and... took off...   like a squirrel with its tail on fire...

Sniffle   Sniffle   sniff..    

Would you like a sip of fresh water, Madi?

If it comes from a Fountain... I would appreciate it.

  THANK YOU ERNIE...   now like I was trying to say,   

It was...   it was...  oh I don't even have the Words to say how this made me feel.

That's OKAY Madi...      I think that you have layed out your THREE situations just fine...  You may step down...

Your Honor...   I believe that the TESTIMONY and the Exhibits  clearly show that my client has truly suffered  1. a   1/2 Fib, 2. a good case of STALKING with intention to unleash the Flashy Beast, and 3. been NEARLY STARVED...due to the lateness of her meal presentation.   
     I ask that you Find in FAVOR of Mayoress Emeritus Diva Madi...  and Sentence Miss Cecilia to 87 hours of continual Service to Mayoress E.D. Madi...   and the granting of all wishes and wants .. fur the duration of that time.   

Thank you Ernie...   I will take this under advisement... and give you my Ruling Tomorrow...
    Court is Dismissed     {{THWAP}}