Monday, February 2, 2015

Happy Ground Hog Day... AND the TRIAL #87-3

FURST we HOPE that the Groundhog DOES see his shadow today.... beclaws that will scare him back in his hole and it will mean that Spring is only SIX(6)weeks away...  if he Doesn't see his shadow Spring won't come fur like FOURTY TWO (42) whole days...

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All RISE..........
 COURT is NOW in SESSION....   {{THWAP}}
 Are you prepared for Trial?
Yes, your MopHeadedNess...
WHAT??????  WHAT did you just Say???
   I said.... YES, Your HONORABLENess....  we are Pawpared to present Mayoress Emeritus Diva Madi's Case...
Very well, you may pawceed.

I would like to present some EXHIBITS and Call Madi to the Stand...
Make it So...    {{THWAP}}
Thank you..... Call Madi to the Stand....


Ms. Madi ,  we understand that you have multiple Charges to bring before the court today.
I Dooooo,   
1.  Furst my mom has been..... STALKING me around the house and sticking the Flashy Beast in my face over and over again...
2.   She has also been VERY slow to Grant my Wishes... especially my PLEADINGS fur my SUPPER.     Your HONORABLENESS,,,  it actually caused my THROAT to be SORE from the HOURS of yowling and pleading fur my meal.    It was so UNDIGNIFIED.   I am a Southern Lady and should NOT be forced to BEG like a common Squirrel.
3.   Then Just the OTHER DAY.....
I heard mom say look a package from Judge Frankie 
and Ernie the Attorney...so I sashayed into the room 
to see what they sent me!!!
EXHIBIT 1

Sometimes moms are sneaky so I stuck my nose in the box
anyway
Exhibit 2

Inside there was also  a red t-shirt.  I think she was telling me a 1/2 Fib.   
Exhibit 3
Roxy would you please present Exhibit 4 ?

So your mom just left JUNK in there fur YOU?   
YES, Ernie...  it would seem so...     although I Will admit that some of that candy was called Squirrel Nut Zippers... and   I don't know WHAT peeps would want to do with Anythingy that said Squirrel on it..      
Roxy could you please bring EXHIBIT 5 before the court?

Madi will you please explain what we have HERE?
My mom not only CLAIMED this red SHIRT that says  CATS in Cat Lettering... which was obviously intended fur ME...  BUTT she also Claimed that this Paw Softening Lotion was HERS TOO...       She KNOWS that I need to have Soft and good smelling Paw Pads fur my Date with RAZ.      BUTT she just ...  GRABBED it and... took off...   like a squirrel with its tail on fire...
Sniffle   Sniffle   sniff..    
Would you like a sip of fresh water, Madi?
If it comes from a Fountain... I would appreciate it.
  THANK YOU ERNIE...   now like I was trying to say,   
It was...   it was...  oh I don't even have the Words to say how this made me feel.
That's OKAY Madi...      I think that you have layed out your THREE situations just fine...  You may step down...

Your Honor...   I believe that the TESTIMONY and the Exhibits  clearly show that my client has truly suffered  1. a   1/2 Fib, 2. a good case of STALKING with intention to unleash the Flashy Beast, and 3. been NEARLY STARVED...due to the lateness of her meal presentation.   
     I ask that you Find in FAVOR of Mayoress Emeritus Diva Madi...  and Sentence Miss Cecilia to 87 hours of continual Service to Mayoress E.D. Madi...   and the granting of all wishes and wants .. fur the duration of that time.   

Thank you Ernie...   I will take this under advisement... and give you my Ruling Tomorrow...
    Court is Dismissed     {{THWAP}}
   

34 comments:

Emma said...

Happy Ground Hog Day. I will do my best to capture that furry vermin if he pops up in my yard!

Julie said...

Wow, you are whisking through this caseload. Can't wait for tomorrows verdict
Mr Groundhog had better see his shadow 'cos I WANTS spring!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

Bravo, bravo! This is just like an episode of Paw & Order!

We are not sure the groundhogs will be able to even get out of their holes with all this snow.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL MOM NEARLY WASTED AN ENTIRE MOUTH FULL OF COFFEE WHEN SHE READ
"squirrel with its tail on fire"!!!!
MR. ERNIE MY ATTORNEY AND FOXY ROXY PARA-LE-GAL. IF THE VERDICT IS IN MY FAVOR I WILL GIVE YOU TWO LOVEY DOVEYS A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN.
I REMAIN ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Mark Muller said...

I can't wait for the decision... a shirt with the letters C A T that says all, right? I hope Madi will get some stylish sunglaases to protect her eyes from that flashy beast... best with cateyes LOL
Easy Rider

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Happy Groundhog Day! With this winter, spring better be on its way!

Molly TheWally said...

BOL Pip's comment beat us to it. Nice one and we look forward to the verdict. Paws crossed for an early Spring for you. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Surely Madi will win this case paws down! And I have a great thought. I think that pawt of her case involving Moms and flashy beasts should be turned into a CLASS ACTION SUIT for all the residents of Blogville! So There!

;)

Lovable Lily said...

There's NO way Ernie the Attorney will lost this case! It's so cut and dry, there's no doubt about it!!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Oz theTerrier said...

Oh dear...this case sounds like a tough one. I sure hope the Court of Common Fleas can sort this all out for all parties involved. Happy Groundhog Day!
Oz

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I did not knows Ernie the Attorney be an attorney. Nice job! Now I knows who to keep on retrainer if'n I efur has the need. Oh, and my groundhog Chuckie who lives unner my garage, he not be seeing his shadow today coz it be raining and sleeting and sliming out.

marley said...

Yikes Frankie my pal...er...yeronner...i ope dere doo not be da deff penaltee in yore state ir Madi's mum gonna be hazzin nitemares toonite watein on da verdick

Two French Bulldogs said...

We think momma needs to go to jail and register as a stalker
Lily & Edward

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, that Punxsutawney Phil guy is almost my neighbor! He lives about 2 hours away from me. I can tell you he had to shovel and skate his way out of his hole because we have about 6" of fresh snow and ice under it this morning. Hope he didn't bust his butt. BOL
Oh, this is a very exciting case and I can't wait to see what Hizzonor has to say for Madi!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Anna the GSD said...

I do not know why peoples trust a ground skwirl/rat for their weather...it does make no sense to me!

M. K. Clinton said...

We are not trying to sway the honorable judge, but it IS "Spoil Your Pet" month. All of these misdeeds clearly fall outside the realm of spoiling!

Mitch and Molly said...

We heard that Mr Groundhog decided on 6 more weeks of winter. Gosh, we could have told him that! We have sleet falling on top of our beautiful snow right now. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Kismet said...

Since the judge sent the package, he should have to testify about the intended recipient. Unusual legal maneuver.

Sketching with Dogs said...

We can't believe it is Groundhog day already!
How could Madi be guilty of anything - impossible.
Dip and Elliot x

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh my goodness, let's hope you found some water fresh from a fountain for our resident Diva….

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Oh Ernie you present a case so beautifully. Don't know how we can't win this one. Madi's Mom is clearly in the wrong.......

Meet you behind the hexagonal erasers in storage for lunch and smooches.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Cripes, you've thrown the book AND it's wrapper at the case... one thing is fur sure, Hizzoner will be fair and firm with his ajudication. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

stellaroselong said...

Ernie you are doing such a good job with lawyering...I bet you graduated at the top of your class.
stella rose

Bailey said...

Happy Groundhog day. We want to hire you the next time Katy gets caught shredding. We know you can get her off.

Idaho PugRanch said...

We think it is an open and shut case fur sure!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh boy....I wonder if Miss Cecelia will have to grant all Madi's wishes??
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Susie and Sidebite said...

Bang that gavel now....THIS OUTRAGE DEMANDS JUSTICE your mophededness!

The Mad Scots

Murphy said...

Boy Howdy, there sure is some strong evidence against Madi's mom!! This is a slam dunk!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

The Army of Four said...

We have been following the case with great interest! It's better than anything on TV! Being a judge must be so tough!
We love the portraits Chewy.com sent! That is so special!
We're trying to get caught up again. It's our mom's fault we're so far behind, of course.
Cammie!

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

We would 100% find for you

Chef Sasha said...

OMD, Madi, you truly speak for all of us on this one. I can only imagine that the very intelligent, handsome and fair Judge Frankie will judge favorably and then get ready to milk it for all its worth.

Good luck


Loveys Sasha

Mollie said...

Bawahwhahwha Pip's commnet. You look so hansome with your judge wig on. Wez gonna have snow coming xxoxxx


Mollie and Alfie

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Of course, you have to rule in favor of Miss Madi!!!!

We don't mind if Spring comes along soon as long as we can get some good snow first:)

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Marty the Manx said...

Oh My Catness! What a case! We are so proud of Miss Madi for being so brave and Attorney Ernie for being such a great attorney!