Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Verdict in the case of Madi vs Mom 87-3

Furst we would like to wish the MayorZ of Blogville.. Murphy and Stanley...  a Very Much HAPPY BIRFDAY...    

ALL RISE......

 COURT is in SESSION....
  You may be seated...

                                                                     {{THWAP}}
Ernie... are all pawties Present..
   Yes, your honorableness .
Very well then.    I have deliberated long and hard on the charges.   There are Three of them.   
1. Madi claims her mom told her HALF a FIB about the box that arrived from our hill to her castle.     After reviewing the Contents of said PACKAGE...  I find that Miss Cecilia correctly assessed the CONTENTS..   as being of little interest or value.....   HOWEVER, she did FAIL to mention that the BOX itself was Intended to be Mayoress Emeritus Madison's.    I therefore find that Madi was CHEATED outta a Fine Box which did contain some of my own Pawsonal Furs and scent...       
    I am sentencing Miss Cecilia to a trip behind the mall for a session of Dumpster Diving.

2. The Stalking of Madi... was Easily proven..    Guilty as Charged..
     I am placing Miss Cecilia to a DAILY Pawbation period...  NO Stalking from 10 AM to 3 PM...  Pawsitively NO Flashy Beast used during those hours...  the Pawbation period will be for the period of 8 or 7 days from today...   
       3.  As for the Third Charge...    RELENTLESS and REPEATED refusal to prepare Madi's Supper in a timely fashion...   I find Miss Cecilia GUILTY as CHARGED.    
      I sentence her to (AFTER she finds a suitable Replacement Box, from the Dumpster ) enter said Mall and pawceed to the KITCHEN STORE, where she is to procure a TIMER...   Timer to be SET fur 87 minutes from the End of the No Stalking time daily.       This is to continue fur 8 or 7 days.. or until Miss Cecilia can PROVE that she WILL serve Madi   her supper ON TIME.   
CASE CLOSED



{{THWAP}}    Court is adjourned ...



32 comments:

Julie said...

They's some fearsome judgements Frankie! You'll be known as a 'Hanging Judge'!
This little Princess might even think about behaving herself now...nah, she'll just call Ernie the Attorney!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Madi and Mom said...

Your Highness Judge Frankie supreme power of all I, Madi's Mom aka Cecilia, stand before you with my head hung in shame.
I do so apologize to the court and most of all to my loving, adorable, feline, Madi(son) D. Cat for all my wrong doings. I will refrain from mentioning her tendency to overstate things and and be a Drama Queen!!

Thank you your Highness Judge Frankie for your time and consideration.

I will take my punishment like a lady..well that is after I get out of the dumpster 'cause there is no way on this earth dumpster diving can be done in a lady like fashion.

Respectfully a humbled citizen of your domain
Miss Cecilia

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

strict but fair sentences

stellaroselong said...

That was a very fair judgment entry......stella rose

Molly TheWally said...

BOL that will teach the peeps. RESPECT Frankie. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

We love Madi's mom's comment about the dumpster diving.

Ranger said...

High Paw your Honorship!
I'm gonna make sure Mom reads your ruling so she learns a lesson.
Wags,
Ranger

Casey said...

Tough but fair, just like a good judge should be!

Lovable Lily said...

We are happy to hear that you have ruled in Madi's favor!

We are also thrilled to see that Madi's Mom (aka Cecilia) is taking her Court Ruled Sanctions very seriously. Madi, go grab the flashy beast right now and be sure to get lot's of pictures of your Mom dumpster diving! That we just gotta see!!!!!!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Amber DaWeenie said...

Very fair verdict BUTT maybe you should have thrown in a few cans of tuna to be served with dinner and then salmon treats as an after-dinner snack! Just sayin'

;)

Mark Muller said...

wow pawesome! is there a public view for the dumpster diving available?
I will place my popcorn and a beer on my side...just in case hahaha
easy Rider

Bouncing Bertie said...

Frankie, your judgement is firm but fair, we feel. The order that Madi's Mom should purchase a timer is an inspired touch. Let's hope, for Madi's sake, it all works…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Yipppeeee!!!
You go Madi
Lily & Edward

Sarge said...

Wow, what a purrfect judgement, your honor! I'm sure Madi will be most pleased. Maybe she can turn the tables and use the flashy beast on her Mom for a pix of that dumpster diving! I personally think that sounds like fun, but I bet Cecilia is unamused. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Sounds like some very fair rulings from Your Honor!!! Maybe Miss C will get lucky and find some great things in that dumpster:)

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Frankie, you are a fair judge. The punishments clearly fit the crimes.

Sketching with Dogs said...

That is quite a harsh punishment but we are sure Miss Cecilia deserves it, hehe.
Dip and Elliot x

M. K. Clinton said...

Very fair ruling in our opinion. Late dinners cannot be tolerated.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMDness, that was some thorough ruling you brought thwapping down m'lud!!! Clearly it had the desired effect and has set an example for all Blogvillagers. (note to self... stay under the radar of the Pawlice...) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Idaho PugRanch said...

You just might be putting fear in all the peeps cause Judge Frankie is in the courtroom!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Once again, a well thought out solution that is FAIR and designed to change the behaviour of the criminal....we mean, Madi's mom.

Hey, Ernie, you've got some lipstick just behind your left ear...

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

I'm sure her peeps will think twice in future!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Oh oh. We know we're not supposed to laugh in court but mum made us do it. She started to giggle behind her hand and her shoulders were shaking and then well, we all got the giggles and couldn't stop. Mr Frankie, we think you are the best and your punishments are very appropriate. Why mum laughed at dumpster diving we don't know but that was what started her off. You'll have to forgive her. We've explained before, she's coo coo.
NO worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Bocci said...

This is just hilarious! I am making sure Parental Unit reads this, because she's prone to serving me late lunches. This will teach her!

Dory and the Mama said...

We think the punishmentS fits the crimes!

Great job Judge Frankie!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Susie and Sidebite said...

OH....WAY TO EASY!

The Mad Scots

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... dumpster diving???? That's a bit lenient, aye?? Sounds more like fun to me!!!!

Sweet William The Scot said...

Here comes the judge ... Here comes the judge Here come the judge, Here comes the judge Yall here comes the judge Order, order!
What order??
We will stop by Friday hope you don't make our ears burn.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

LBJ said...

Justice prevails - treats for the entire courtroom!

Murphy said...

Once again you adjudicated that case with flawless precision within the powers of the law! We wanna see the dumpster diving pics too!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Chef Sasha said...

Judge Frankie, I think only Atticus Finch could have said it better. I think the punishment is fair and I know she will carry it out. Thank you for this, it is keeping my Mom on her toes. She doesn't want me to haul her into your court.


Loveys Sasha

marley said...

Justiss at last ! Well done yeronnor my pal...