Hot Beans
on a
Cold Day!!
NOT for ME!!!
Okay, here's the deal. I have been very much GROUCHY lately beclaws of the bad cold snowy weather. It is SUPPOSED to be a little warmer today and we only had 1/2 in. of new snow this morning. Sooo I'm not quite so grouchy as I was. Now it is time for a little bit of Ornery Frankie. Ready??
When it is cold... my mom and dad really love to have Bean Soup or Soup Beans or whatever it is that you call them. Me... Frankie Furter... I have a different name for them. I call them... Dad's Butt Barkers !
Mom uses the kind called 15 beans. Let me tell you this... There are WAAAAAY more than 15 of them in the bag. I also want to say that just 15 little beans could not possibly cause all the trouble that these dudes cause. I am pretty sure them must be 87 bazillion in every bag.
Mom usually makes cornbread to have with them. This time she had baked Sourdough bread. I love the sourdough bread...butt I wouldn't eat one of those yucky beans on a bet. I won't even eat any of the ham that they are cooked in. NOPE... not me. Even if I did like them I wouldn't eat any. Not when they cause dad's butt to be like... well ....SCARY AND DANGEROUS . I'm not going to have my butt doing that kind of stuff. I'm just sayin'.
When dad eats beans his butt barks like a hound with a treed coon. I'm telling you it is down right scary!!! It is enough to wake a tired pup from a sound sleep. Besides that the house smells like
CAT CRAP on a HOT day.
So there you have it. My thoughts RE: Butt Barking Beans.
PeeS: After what I saw on Moose's blog yesterday, I'm thinkin' Mango and my dad should start hanging out together.
