Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Hot Beans
on a
Cold Day!!
NOT for ME!!!

Okay, here's the deal. I have been very much GROUCHY lately beclaws of the bad cold snowy weather. It is SUPPOSED to be a little warmer today and we only had 1/2 in. of new snow this morning. Sooo I'm not quite so grouchy as I was. Now it is time for a little bit of Ornery Frankie. Ready??

When it is cold... my mom and dad really love to have Bean Soup or Soup Beans or whatever it is that you call them. Me... Frankie Furter... I have a different name for them. I call them... Dad's Butt Barkers !

Mom uses the kind called 15 beans. Let me tell you this... There are WAAAAAY more than 15 of them in the bag. I also want to say that just 15 little beans could not possibly cause all the trouble that these dudes cause. I am pretty sure them must be 87 bazillion in every bag.

Mom usually makes cornbread to have with them. This time she had baked Sourdough bread. I love the sourdough bread...butt I wouldn't eat one of those yucky beans on a bet. I won't even eat any of the ham that they are cooked in. NOPE... not me. Even if I did like them I wouldn't eat any. Not when they cause dad's butt to be like... well ....SCARY AND DANGEROUS . I'm not going to have my butt doing that kind of stuff. I'm just sayin'.

When dad eats beans his butt barks like a hound with a treed coon. I'm telling you it is down right scary!!! It is enough to wake a tired pup from a sound sleep. Besides that the house smells like
CAT CRAP on a HOT day.
So there you have it. My thoughts RE: Butt Barking Beans.
PeeS: After what I saw on Moose's blog yesterday, I'm thinkin' Mango and my dad should start hanging out together.


Mango said...

Ha! My master likes the bean soup too and then he makes such annoying comments out his backsides that we have to turn up the volume on the picture box.


houndstooth said...

Maybe you need to tell your dad to eat his beans outside! It wouldn't stink up your house and it might melt some of the snow!


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

here in redneckville Nova Scotia eating beans is the only way to get seatwarmers in our car. cheers! love guinness

BRUTUS said...

I don't need beans for butt barks. I produce them plentifully enough as it is. It's a Frenchie thing, you wouldn't understand unless you lived with one (mom keeps telling me the EPA is going to show up and cite her for air pollution).

Stinky Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Remi said...

I'm so glad I read these blogs. It's like going to school; I learn something new every day! So that's what it's called...'butt barkers.' Mom does that after eating broccoli, except it only happens when she's sleeping. The funny part is that the katz sleep under the covers! Ha!

Frankie Furter said...

Seat Warmers. That's funny. I think my dad could make them blazing hot. hehehe
BUNNY... my snow is actually melting. Maybe this is why!!!
Mango, does your mom threaten the master with a rolled up newspaper when he does that???
Brutus... maybe that is what causes your ears to stand up.
Geee Whiz. I thought I was the only one who had to put up with this. Mom even worries about dad putting logs into the wood burner when he is... under the influence of his beloved Butt Barkers.

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie

I'll tell you, you should stay away from beans!
When I was a kid we had this dog that ate chili, it was so funny to us humans because after she ate it she laid down for a nap. But she started to bark from her but, she couldn't figure out what was going on so it scared her a bit. Every time her but would bark she would jump up look around then go to another spot to laid down. I'm just saying to stay away from the beams because they lead to a sleepless evening.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

HEHEHEHE!!!! Moms says to tell your Dad to get some Beano!!

Woofs and Kisses!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom loves to add as many kinds of beans as she khan find when she makes beanie stuff too!


Jazzi said...

DOnt eat beans here either. I certaintly dont want the butt issues going on here, we like a non smell house cept for the little munchkins diapers, well....maybe the beans might be better, it is a real toss up there umm..... ROFL


Dory and the Mama said...

Poor Frankie...BOL


SGR said...

Woof! LOOKS delicious. My dad also loves bean soup ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Twinkietinydog said...

Butt Barking Beans! So that's what my sissy Linguini's been eating behind our backs. That explains a lot. Thank you for this very informative blog, Frankie.

Benny and Lily said...

Those things will cause ya to do stinky-winkys
Benny & Lily

Frankie Furter said...

Beano didn't work on dad. Mom tried it. hehehe
I wouldn't eat one of those bean thingys on a bet. YUCK going in and DOUBLE yuck coming out. I'm just sayin'.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Let me tell you something. Here in Mexico, people eat beans everyday. For breakfast, for lunch, for dinner...
Sounds stinky right? Well... my grandma found two kinds of beans that don't cause your butt to bark! May Flower and Peruvian. And they are delicious! My grandma gives me some from time to time!
Kisses and hugs


How funny. Mommy was rolling over reading this post. So true!! I agree 100%. Them beans and cabbage gotta go.