Alllllll Rise.... court is now in Session, the honorable Mayor, MADIson PAWsiding.

Your HONORABLENESS  Mayoress Diva Madi,    Our cussin SARGE, Chief of Blogville Pawlice, has been ACCUSED of Biting the Hand that Feeds him.      He has been THROWN in the Dawghouse.. As you can see in Exhibit #87.

    He has been denied the right to council.   He has been Stripped of his Pawsition as Chief of Pawlice(effective May 31, 2003.   He has been much maligned and is saddened by this entire affair, OF WHICH there is NOT a SINGLE SHRED of skin missing of Evidence to put before you.

    Your Honorable WE the Residents of Blogville wish to be HEARD...   We want to be entered into the RECORDS of this tapestry TRAVISTY of disjustingness  lawsy mercy  squirrel crap  ADJUSTMENTS.

    We are HERE in athletic  Supporters of our Furend and we want to tell it like it is...     

  Ernie and I would like to be the furst  witlesses   Witnesses ... fur Sarge's Characterness:
     WE Raise our Paws and Swear that this is the Trooth...
   GASP!!  ERNIE !!  I said raise your PAW, NOT hike your leg!!     Sorry Your NOBLENESS.  I'll get that cleaned up right away.       BUTT, I gotta say that I think Ernie had the Right Idea.. we should all be doing THAT to Sarge's Peeps..
OKAY... Now that we both have our   PAWS (only) Raised..  Ernie and I would like to continue.  
   Sarge has NEVER ONCE actually  bitten EITHER of us..  and we have NEVER EVER seen Proof that he has bitten ANYTHINGY... other than our dad's pants legs.     

 Folks, if somethingy this CRAZY can happen to SARGE.. it could happen to ANY of us...    

 Peeps Make UP stuffs and then just BLAME it on US.   WHERE is the POOP PROOF of the chocolate pudding  we ask you?   WHERE????     Show us the the little pitchers with big ears Pictures!!   We want to SEE the Blood and Owl Gore  stuffs.    Give Sarge's peeps 87 seconds to SHOW us the Poop Proof Or Else  Spring him and let him keep his job!!                
 Thank you Madi... Ummm we mean, your Honoration.
 NOW then please allow COMMENTS FUR SARGE  (see Below) to be made an AWFUL OFFICIAL pawt of these pawceedings.
     Furends...   PLEASE speak up In Sarge's defecation  Defense !        Help him CLEAR his NAME and Retain his Pawsition.    Raise your Right Paw before giving your testicles  Testimony.     You all go ahead and leave your words while ERNIE and I get the Mop and PineSol.