OUR letters to Santa Paws....

Dear Santa Paws,
       I (Frankie Furter) would like to be RID of Ernie all the SnowFreaks on our hill.
    I would also like to have some new Stuffies beclaws Blubber Butt Ernie has deaded all of ours beclaws OURS are getting sort of Warn Out and NONE of their Squeakers Squeak any more and they have NO GUTS Most of them need to be replaced.  
       I would Also like to have some SNACKS.  
     I would also like to have Good HEALTH and  PEACE fur EVERYBUDDY and GOOD HOMES fur them, too.
  OH... BTW... I have been OUTSTANDINGLY Well Behaved... EVERY DAY of the Year since you were here last.       (Ernie is the one who Drank your Milk and ate your Cookies last year.)
       THANK YOU Santa Paws,
               Frankie Furter Price

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HEY SANTA PAWS,
    THIS is ERNEST vonSchnitzel here (AKA Ernie).   Remember ME???    I am Roxy's Steady Boyfurend.
         OK... so MOST of the time I have been kinda Good an stuffs.     It was a total Accident that I ate your Snacks last year...  I THOUGHT they were Dad's.  
     So here is what I want this year.    ALL good Stuffs fur our furends... like homes and Foods and toys and not being sickie and stuffs.       Now fur ME...  
     Since Frankie the FARTer Deaded all of MY TOYS...  I want all NEW ONES...     And since HE ate ALL the Snacks... I want THOSE too.   I want mom to not notice when I accidently dribble on the floor.      AND I want YOUR pawmission to make all the SnowFreaks Deaded.    
    U R   Furend,
       Ernie