Thursday, December 19, 2013

OUR letters to Santa Paws....

Dear Santa Paws,
       I (Frankie Furter) would like to be RID of Ernie all the SnowFreaks on our hill.
    I would also like to have some new Stuffies beclaws Blubber Butt Ernie has deaded all of ours beclaws OURS are getting sort of Warn Out and NONE of their Squeakers Squeak any more and they have NO GUTS Most of them need to be replaced.  
       I would Also like to have some SNACKS.  
     I would also like to have Good HEALTH and  PEACE fur EVERYBUDDY and GOOD HOMES fur them, too.
  OH... BTW... I have been OUTSTANDINGLY Well Behaved... EVERY DAY of the Year since you were here last.       (Ernie is the one who Drank your Milk and ate your Cookies last year.)
       THANK YOU Santa Paws,
               Frankie Furter Price

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HEY SANTA PAWS,
    THIS is ERNEST vonSchnitzel here (AKA Ernie).   Remember ME???    I am Roxy's Steady Boyfurend.
         OK... so MOST of the time I have been kinda Good an stuffs.     It was a total Accident that I ate your Snacks last year...  I THOUGHT they were Dad's.  
     So here is what I want this year.    ALL good Stuffs fur our furends... like homes and Foods and toys and not being sickie and stuffs.       Now fur ME...  
     Since Frankie the FARTer Deaded all of MY TOYS...  I want all NEW ONES...     And since HE ate ALL the Snacks... I want THOSE too.   I want mom to not notice when I accidently dribble on the floor.      AND I want YOUR pawmission to make all the SnowFreaks Deaded.    
    U R   Furend,
       Ernie

     

29 comments:

Bouncing Bertie said...

Entirely reasonable requests guys. I trust Santa will comply in full.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Pawsome letters to Santa!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We agree with Bertie......quite a reasonable set of requests....but you could of asked one extra thing.....please make the tree rats and bunnies fatter and slower :)

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL FRANKIE AND ERNIE
First of all your letters are well written, grammar is purrfect, detailed but not too wordy and most of all absolutely unselfish!!!
I'm sure Santa and all his elves are smiling and your wishes will be granted.
hugs madi your BFFF

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

I think you deserve to get everything on your lists (especially the part about deading the snow freaks!)

Frank The Tank said...

Hi Frankie and Ernie!
I really love your letters to Santa Paws, they are both brillient, I really like your wish list, I also would like some new squeeky stuffies and snacks! I was laughing soooooo much that Ernie is the one who Drank your Milk and ate your Cookies last year, that was funny, he sure isnt on Santas Nice list this year ... but maybe he can make up for it this year by leaving Santas food alone and getting some carrots for the Reindeers!
The snowfreaks do need to be destroyed, have you seen my post today??? My Mum is joining yours with her love of those abominable beasts!
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and that you get everything on your list!
Love and Licks from your Furiend Frank xxxxxxxx

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Frankie you would be very lonely without Ernie! We hope Santa brings you lots of toys and treats and lets you dead the snow freaks. Lee and Phod

Molly The Wally said...

We'll go with the all snowfreaks deaded bit...too right. We agree that Santa will be complying or else I'll bite his ankle. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Coccolino B said...

We think those are completely perfect letters and Santa Paws just has to grant your wishes!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Excellent letters to Santa Paws! Ernie, we ate Santa's cookies last year, and he didn't seem to mind - our stockings were still full of goodies (and not too much coal). Since you asked for all sorts of things for your friends and loved ones, we think Santa will overlook and treat-eating that may (or may not) have occurred!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Amber DaWeenie said...

Nicely said, guys! I sure hopes dat Santy Paws doesn't goof and leave you more.....SNOW FREAKS!

stellaroselong said...

YOU know you really don't want Santy to take Ernie from your home, I am worried he will drop him off here so will you just try and keep him one more year and maybe he will be better. Your letters were just great!
stella rose

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, very well pawed indeed! How could the big bearded guy resist? BOL Something tells me you guys will be cleaning up in the toy and treat department this year. Just stay away from his cookies and milk! BOL
Grr and a Festive Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

rumpydog.com said...

Ooh! I like your letters to Santa! If you're reading this, Santa, I'll have what they're having!

easyweimaraner said...

If Santa is a dog he will grant all your wishes. If he is a cat, he will grant your wishes but he probably is sulky for the milk last year. If Santa is a human... that would be unimaginable.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

We can think of lots more stuff than that, BOL!
Hope you get everything your little hearts desire.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ranger said...

Don't dead all of dem. Some of dem may be your buddiess.
Wags,
Ranger

Mollie said...

We are so gonna make those cookies, pawhaps in Santa shapes Bawahwhahhwaa Wez hope you get everyfing on your lizt, even if you did eat the cookies xxooxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

scotsmad said...

Santa needs to develop some REALLY STRONG squeakers. That's our opinion. And stuffies are made to be deaded. So ERNIE, you HAVE been PERFECT all YEAR...and I, Roxy, your steady girlfriend am going to WRITE to Santa Paws and tell him. I'm also going to TELL that Frankie (FARTer) is ALWAYS calling you names!

87 bazillion smooches and licks, Roxy

PS. Remember SARGE opened all those squirrels at the dance.

Oz theTerrier said...

Your lists sound well thought out. I cannot imagine that Santa would NOT give you everything you have asked for.
Oz

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz thinkz u BOTH haf bin really good this year an'if ANYONE askz then we will say That iz the truth, The WHOLE truth AN'NUTHIN'BUTT the trith an'we iz stickin'tue it. An'we thinkz since we haz got your bakz an'tailz an'all else then Santa Pawz NEEDZ tue b good tue us tue!

By the way, Ranger the scottie pup just mite b in REAL NEED of your expertise with snowfreakz.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Two French Bulldogs said...

Hopefully Eenie won't intercept your letter!
Lily

Murphy said...

Those are good letters, nothing over the top. We are sure Santa Paws will grant your wishes. Our toys lost their guts and squeakers too. I guess they just don't make 'em like they used to!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Nola said...

Great letters, boys!
Nola

Susie and Sidebite said...

Hummmmmm, we are quite concerned about those two letters, something fishy about the suffies and all them snacks, there may have to be an Officially Official investigation before you get anything!

TC BITES and his detective staff!

sprinkles said...

These sound like very reasonable requests. I hope Santa honors every single one of them!

Mitch and Molly said...

We think these are the most perfect letters to send to Santa and our mom says thank you so much for the early morning laughs!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Sagira said...

Sure hope you guys get all that and MORE!

marley said...

I haz a stake of peas ere for yoo my pals...wishin yoo all da best for next yeer