TODAY we are off to the Orchards to pick 87 Bazillion GRAPES and will be making and canning our winter supply of Grape Juice... So we will not be around today. Sorry... and we will miss all of you.
We know this is Difficult to SEE butt it WAS dark....
the other night... Dad went out onto the Front PORCH.... which is HIGH in the air.... like 5 steps up..high... and he thought he saw somethingy... MOVE... so he got his flashing light thingy out and looked.... THERE in the Corner was a BIG TOAD...
In all the like 87 years that mom and dad have lived here... they have NEVER seen a toad ON the porch...
WE stayed Way WAY far away... beclaws.... I (Frankie Furter) once LICKED a Toad... and I Foamed at the Mouth and Scared the POOPS outta MOM beclaws at furst she didn't know WHAT was going on.. Until she saw THAT toad.
We don't KNOW how THIS on got so far up there... unless he went up OUR Ramp from the Safe to Pee after Dark Time Pen.... that takes us from the grass up to the Front Porch.
It is a MYSTERY and the Toad was NOT tellin.
