She said that the local Humane Society was sponsering the E.B. and that I might be in for a big surprise. So, I ran down the stairs and out into Jennifer Jeep's room. We got me in and away we went. I was snickering the whole way beclaws I was sure these people were just tricking my mom with some FAKE Easter Bunny thingy.
When we got to the place we were met by a two legger boy in a FAKE bunny suit... butt not with a bunny head. You really won't believe this part... my mom knew the boy from when she used to teach school. She even remembered his big sister... MacKenna. Soooooo I'm thinkin' well I was right. FAKE BUNNY.
He was a very much NICE boy/fake bunny and he said that I was to follow him. Mom said it was OK and so we went up some stairs and the fake (very nice) bunny impersonator said that he would help me get ready to have my picture taken with the Real Easter Bunny. Sure Sure OKAY... make the donation mom. It is for a very much grrrreat cause. I'll play along.
Soooo the Fake Bunny picked me up and.... he rubbed my head and COVERED MY EYES UP FOR 87 nano seconds and..... POOF!!!! The very nice Fake Bunny Boy was GONE... and in his place was.....the FOR REAL EASTER BUNNY!!! See???? this is NOT a boy in a bunny suit. This is the real one beclaws he has a Bunny head... Not the nice boy's face. OMD OMD I was sitting on the REAL EASTER BUNNY'S LAP..... He was all soft and gentle and he petted me and everything!!! I am sooooo ashamed about chasing that bunny from under my deck the other day. I'm not gonna do THAT again. Who knew. The REAL Easter Bunny is a supporter of the Humane Society. If only I had known I would have taken some of my allowance and donated along with mom. I am such a dork.
I am sooooo glad that I went. Mom got to see that very nice bunny helper boy again, and she made a donation to the Humane Society, AND... The REAL bunny has transformed my whole way of thinking. I am now a REFORMED Rodent Rouster.