Sunday, March 14, 2010

The REAL Easter Bunny

I know you will find this story hard to believe, butt I have pictures to prove it. Yesterday my mom said I was going to have my picture taken with the Easter Bunny. Yeah RIGHT,mom!! I know the E.B. isn't real, not like Santa Paws is.
She said that the local Humane Society was sponsering the E.B. and that I might be in for a big surprise. So, I ran down the stairs and out into Jennifer Jeep's room. We got me in and away we went. I was snickering the whole way beclaws I was sure these people were just tricking my mom with some FAKE Easter Bunny thingy.
When we got to the place we were met by a two legger boy in a FAKE bunny suit... butt not with a bunny head. You really won't believe this part... my mom knew the boy from when she used to teach school. She even remembered his big sister... MacKenna. Soooooo I'm thinkin' well I was right. FAKE BUNNY.
He was a very much NICE boy/fake bunny and he said that I was to follow him. Mom said it was OK and so we went up some stairs and the fake (very nice) bunny impersonator said that he would help me get ready to have my picture taken with the Real Easter Bunny. Sure Sure OKAY... make the donation mom. It is for a very much grrrreat cause. I'll play along.
Soooo the Fake Bunny picked me up and.... he rubbed my head and COVERED MY EYES UP FOR 87 nano seconds and..... POOF!!!! The very nice Fake Bunny Boy was GONE... and in his place was.....the FOR REAL EASTER BUNNY!!! See???? this is NOT a boy in a bunny suit. This is the real one beclaws he has a Bunny head... Not the nice boy's face. OMD OMD I was sitting on the REAL EASTER BUNNY'S LAP..... He was all soft and gentle and he petted me and everything!!! I am sooooo ashamed about chasing that bunny from under my deck the other day. I'm not gonna do THAT again. Who knew. The REAL Easter Bunny is a supporter of the Humane Society. If only I had known I would have taken some of my allowance and donated along with mom. I am such a dork. I am sooooo glad that I went. Mom got to see that very nice bunny helper boy again, and she made a donation to the Humane Society, AND... The REAL bunny has transformed my whole way of thinking. I am now a REFORMED Rodent Rouster.

21 comments:

mayziegal said...

Oh, Frankie, I'm so very much excited for you that you gots to meet the REAL Easter Bunny! He looks Most Nice. But I don't think you need to go so drastic and reform your bunny chasing ways. Cuz I think that the Easter Bunny is a separate spee-seas from the bunnies under your porch. And the bunnies under your porch could be plotting to break in and take your toys and food and stuffs. Whereas, the Easter Bunny breaks in and LEAVES you stuffs. I'm just sayin'. Somethin' to think abouts.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Mango said...

That is one of the scariest things I have ever seen. You are brave.

Slobbers,
Mango

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Holy crap Frankie, that thing is beyond scary. Are you sure it's not the grand poobah of cats (aliens)?

Stella

Frankie Furter said...

OMD OMD MAYZIE GIRRRL !!! You are 87 degrees of brillent!! I would never have thought that the Easter Bunny was a whole different spee-seas!!!!! He is very much sweet and nice... the yard rabbits... are not. I am soooo much relieved that you have splained this to me. I know my readers will be thrilled too. WHEW! Now I can even go back to eating their poops, RIGHT????
THANK YOU M A Y Z I E .

Moose said...

I gotta agree with Mango, absolutely terrifying! You are so brave to be so compozed in the clutches of the giant stuffie! And as for the other kinda bunny- if you eat the poops and it is chocolate then STOP that is the easter bunny but if it is regular poops then it is a regular bunny.

BRUTUS said...

You are far brave than I, Frankie! I'd have been yapping my big head off at that ginormous bunny - it would NOT have been a pretty picture!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Rambo said...

Frankie,
that is one ugly bunny! And sorry to burst your bubble, but that EB is not the real EB. I saw the REAL EB in the mall yesterday, so there is no way that your EB is the REAL EB. Just sayin'.
Rambo
pee ess...cute pic anyways

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Wow!
Sure it was pawesome to meet the Real Easter Bunny!
Thanks for sharing the proof!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

the booker man said...

mr. frankie, that is amazing! the easter bunny is hoooge. who knew?
i agree with mayzie, too, because if the easter bunny is that ginormous, there's no way he could be related to the little bunnies in your back yard.
*woof*
the booker man

Twix said...

OMD Frankie! I, too, think that is one scary looking bunny! I would have run with my tail between my legs after seeing a bunny 87 times bigger than myself.....and then barked at it from a distance. Who knew the EB was the size of a full grown human?
Snuggles,
Twix

The OP Pack said...

Frankie, is that what happens to the little bunnies living under our deck? They really get THAT big??? You look so little in the E.B.'s arms. Did he give you some nice treats too?

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

houndstooth said...

Wow! I'm so impressed! That was certainly something to think about!

Bunny

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh Frankie, we are so glad that you dispelled the myth of the REAL Easter Bunny. We feel so much better now!! Your pictures is pawsome too!

Woofs and Kisses!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay i -- aiiiieeeeee jiant bunny rabbit!!! run away run away run away!!! ok bye

Benny and Lily said...

Holly crap Frankie...It is true!!!! We are so happy
Benny & Lily

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Did woo get 87 bunny beans?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

kalyxcorn said...

whoa now DAT's a big bunny.

hugs!
b

Life With Dogs said...

LOL! I was so looking forward to reaching the end of this post to get the real scoop. That pic is perfect Frankie! :)

Wild Dingo said...

Oh my dawg. that is very creepy!

Twinkietinydog said...

What a story, Frankie! You had me hanging from the edge of my seat. Too suspenseful! So there IS a real EB after all.
I am jealous of the bunny in the photo. He gets to hold you, my friend :)
Twink!

Dog Foster Mom said...

Definitely the Easter Bunny is real, and he is not related to the bunnies under your porch, so no worries there. Good job to your mom for taking you to see him and making a donation, and good job to you for not being afraid!