We think we look GRRRREAT as PIRATES... and everythingy was FINE until we discovered somethingy ELSE in that Pressie Package......
We were HAPPY with the Bandanas and the Hat..... BUTT WAIT...THERE's MORE>>>>
THERE was ANOTHER BOX ... INSIDE the package... and THIS box Contained.....
SNOW FREAKS... IN JULY... GASP... Can you BELIEVE it?? They really DID do this to us... SNOW FREAKS on PLATES... and they are a TUTORIAL of how to MAKE SNOW FREAKS.... SHOCKING, Isn't it?????
it SAYS... you START with...
THEN ADD:
Next you need....
And Finally....
OMD OMD OMD........ WHY ????? WHY? WHY would ANYBUDDY ever want to construct a Snow FREAK??? Everybuddy KNOWS that they are EVIL... VILE... like Squirrels and VACULAs and such. WHY??? We ask you WHY would they RUB OUR NOSES in SNOW FREAKS this way??? Our ....
SNOW FREAKS..... in JULY...... OH The HORROR of if !!