Wednesday, July 9, 2014

SNOW FREAKS.... in JULY...

OMD .....    You are NOT going to believe this....   Miss Agnes (WHN), and the Doxies with Moxie...  sent our PIRATE Bandanas...  and MY Pirate Hat...     as you know... and we ADORE THESE THINGYS...    Thanks WHN and DWM.  

 We think we look GRRRREAT as PIRATES...    and everythingy was FINE until we discovered somethingy ELSE in that Pressie Package......  
    We were HAPPY with the Bandanas and the Hat.....  BUTT WAIT...THERE's MORE>>>>
 THERE was ANOTHER BOX ... INSIDE the package... and THIS box Contained.....
       SNOW FREAKS... IN JULY...      GASP...  Can you BELIEVE it??    They really DID do this to us...     SNOW FREAKS on PLATES...  and they are a TUTORIAL of how to MAKE SNOW FREAKS....      SHOCKING, Isn't it?????
  it SAYS...  you START with...
 THEN ADD:
 Next you need....
 And Finally....  
 OMD OMD OMD........   WHY     ?????          WHY?     WHY would ANYBUDDY ever want to construct a Snow FREAK???     Everybuddy KNOWS that they are EVIL...  VILE...  like Squirrels and VACULAs and such.       WHY???    We ask you WHY would they RUB OUR NOSES in SNOW FREAKS this way???             Our ....INSANE  mother was going all cracker dawg crazy... and lookin fur some place to HANG THEM...      we were gagging       right away... butt we talked some REASON into her... and they are now scheduled for a trip to the Snow Freak Building fur the next 87 billion years few months.    WHEW.


    SNOW FREAKS.....   in    JULY......     OH The HORROR of if !!


36 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Mom was shaking her head yesterday as she wandered around Hobby Looby - all the Christmas stuff is out and there were snow freaks EVERYWHERE.....seemed even odder considering it was 95 degrees yesterday..... You know back home in Australia - Christmas is July is a big thing as that is when it is the coldest there.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Mommy watched a Christmas movie on TV yesterday. (If it encourages her to get an early start on buying us Christmas presents -- then we are all fur it!)

Charliedownunder said...

Reilly and Denny are right. In Australia Christmas in July is big. How stupid is that?? It's NOT Christmas. Christmas is in December and it is HOT!!!!!!!!!

Bouncing Bertie said...

The horror indeed.
But oh Frankie and Ernie, the two of you look SO CUTE in your pirate get up.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Ruby and Penny said...

Ooooo so scary, butt momJ loves those plates. She can hardly wait to see where MomL hangs them this winter.

Love ya.

Love Ruby & Penny

Ranger said...

OMD!!!! I can't look. Snow freaks in July !!!! What is dis world coming to?
Wags,
Ranger

Lovable Lily said...

Oh that WHN! She ALWAYS has something up her sleeve!! While it was a very nice gesture, get them outta your house immediately before they haunt all of your dreams.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Agnes B. Bullock said...

LOL!!!! WHN thought that your mom needed a litle pick me up after the medical scare!

Sagira said...

Christmas in July! :)

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, you both look great in your pirate stuffs! WHN is so fun and creative. I'm laughing and wagging at your July snowfreaks! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR She gotcha good with that!
Grr and a Chuckling Woof,
Sarge, Snowfreak Fan

Casey said...

OMD, I can't believe the snow freaks made it out in the middle of summer!! Shouldn't they melt or something??

stellaroselong said...

Take them outside right now....they will be gone..bahahhahahahah
stella rose

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh matey you guys are official pirates now!! Hopefully you can sneak and tell mom you thought the snow freaks were frisbees
Lily & Edward

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh yes, Christmas time in July - our mom iz already talkin'boutz goin'tue a place this weekend named HALLMARKZ fur sum of thoze ORNAMENTZ tue hang on Christmas TREEZ. What iz it with our peepz - may-b they don't read the calendar - it sez J-U-L-Y NOT december.

By the way - u due look furry much neeto sweeto in your piratez stuff BUTT y did WHN NOT leeve the snowfreakz outta there?
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Bailey said...

WOW!!! Frankie we were thinking of you this weekend when we kept hearing this commercial for a cruise over and over that kept talking about escaping snowmen by going on a cruise. Book now and avoid the snowmen. I was wondering if you had been behind the campaign.

easyweimaraner said...

the hat and the bandanas are perfect, you can wear it when they make the film of that fabulous pirate story the Doxie-mom wrote!
Maybe you can place the snow freaks in the sun and they will melt away like that witch-girl once?

Idaho PugRanch said...

Well we have to admit that looking at those snow freaks makes us feel a little cooler. we are in the 90's now for too many days
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, someone is really freaked out over snow freaks in July.

Those pirate scarves are a neat gift.

Coccolino B said...

What?! We thought snow freaks were out of the picture until next winter! What great pirates you are.

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

OMD i thought we were safe from the snow freaks in the summer!

Anna the GSD said...

Don't worry, we have enough heat down here to combat the snow freak army. They don't stand a chance!

Furry Bottoms said...

Haaaaaa this made me chuckle deeply.

I would take snow over this miserable heat. I would take chilly weather over hot sunny days. But that is just me.

scotsmad said...

OMD! A Tutorial...abominable! You boys keep after your mom until those horrors are packed away in the Snow Freak Shed.

XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

The look breakable...just sayin'

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Snow in July???????? Well I am sure there are some who would like it!!
So happy to see you looking good Frankie!!! You too Ernie.

Mitch and Molly said...

Maybe they will make you feel cooler in this doG awful heat. You might want to think about enjoying them in July, Frankie and Ernie!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Whitley Westie said...

OMD!!! Dose snow freaks need to hit da road!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Yes, I say lock them snowfreaks up in summer JAIL! Better yet, lock them up in a hawt car with the winders closed like some stoopid peeps do in this movie I was just watching. And you will not beleef your eyeballs when you see who this dog looks like when he pops out after they rescue him (without snowfreaks): http://blog.petflow.com/hot-car-trapped-inside/?f=1

Poodle At Play said...

OMD that's horrible! I can't believe she would send something so awful! As if having them in the cold months wasn't enough...!!!

Millie and Walter said...

WHN sure pulled a fast one on you boys. Sorry you had to witness those plates in July.

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD....pretty scary stuff Frankie...the snow freaks are starting early this year!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

PeeEss...We think you look great as pirates too!!

Wyatt said...

We get that, it is nice to think about snow in July, when it is hot!
Hey, did you know that Sept. 19th is talk like a Pirate Day! You could wear your bandanas and say "Arrrrr" all day!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

NOOOOOO! We can't believe it!!! Mom thinks they are too cute for words, we barked at her.
Wally & Sammy

marley said...

A furry narrow scape der Frankie my pal…iz sneeky fings dem snow-freeks

LetterstoAndrew said...

Those are adorable bandanas!! When will you wear them? Will you post pictures?

And what's up with the snow freaks, are they trying to torture you?

sprinkles said...

OMD, I love it! The bandannas look soooo good against your furs and really stand out so handsomely!

The snow freaks are pretty cool too! That was so sweet Miss Agnes and the Doxies with Moxie to remember your mama with such a nice surprise. They are always so thoughtful.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood be verry kayrful with those playts!!! i bet that their is wun more seekret playt after the last wun wot duz not show the snow freak becuz the snow freak has come owt of the playt and is coming to git us!!!!!! aaaiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! i think i need an ekstra pil!!!! ok bye