Thursday, July 10, 2014

I got my very OWN ... Shine On... Award...

HEY Everybuddy....   it is ME... (ERNIE)  and ONLY ME.....   guess what????

Whitley the Westie gave   ME my very furst ever AWARD...      If you don't know Whitley... click the link and go MEET HER.             THANK YOU WHITLEY !!!
    THIS is ME...... ERNIE..... on the 4th. of July.... checkin out the Garden...    I might have ACCIDENTALLY knocked over one of the Corn Stalks.      Let's not tell mom and dad, OKAY?
Now Whitley says there are some RULES that I gotta Follow
1.  Visit and THANK the one who gave the award to ME...    √
2.  Acknowledge her on THIS blog.....   √
3.   List 87 /seven Facts about    ME....   NOT FRANKIE  ....   √
4.  Nominate  87 15 Bloggers for this award....  √  (sort of)
5.   Eat a Cookie ....    √

OKAY....    I   (Ernest vonSchnitzel)  am offering EVERYBUDDY this MAJOR AWARD

Now fur the SEVEN thingys about ONLY ME... not Frankie the Farter
1.   I was born in West Virginia... and the peeps actually BROUGHT me clear to OHIO to meet my mom and dad and ...  YOU KNOW WHO...        They did that beclaws they cared a LOT about me and wanted to be sure I was in a GOOD HOME.    
2.    I was YOUNG and very impressionable... so at FURST I thought Frankie was the Boss and that he knew EVERYTHINGY..Beclaws he Told me that HE was the furstest MAYOR of Blogville and he even NAMED the place and everythingy.   butt he ISN'T and he DOESN'T    so I did EVERYTHINGY he told me to do.... Just the WAY he told me to do it.   I am OLDER and WISER and on to his TRICKS now so I (Ernie) mostly just blow him off.  
3.  I just LOVE to find TREASURES all over our hill... like the other day when MOM picked a green pepper and put it on the steps  and then turned around to pick  some sugar snap peas... and I saw that treasure and   STOLE it and BURIED it in the second row of CORN...   stuffs like Sticks and Chipmunks and bones and such.
4.   I get excited sometimes and dribble    I cry when I have to take a BAFF...   and I shake and sling WATER and SHAMPOO all over the baffroom...  
5.   I have a STEADY GIRRRRLFUREND...  ROXY...    I call her FOXY ROXY...  
6.  One of my mostest ImPAWtant jobs is to take care of FRANKIE...   I even go to the Dogtor with him... when he has to have his eyeballs looked at...    Just so he won't be afraid.  
7.   The other evening... I ate a WHOLE Dental Stick thingy... really FAST and didn't Chew it ... so then I PUKED in the bed... like 87 times... and mom had to wipe my mouth and clean stuffs up.  
NOTE TO SELF:  Only eat HALF a Dental Chew... EMPHASIS on CHEW.   

Now you all HELP YOURSELF to the SHINE ON Award.       

PEE S........ notice the CORN?    HERE in Ohio.... the saying is....  Corn needs to be KNEE HIGH by the 4th. of July....   I think we succeeded, don't you?
    YOUR FUREND...
        ERNEST (ERNIE) vonSchnitzel.

34 comments:

Bailey said...

That corn stalk is trying to grab your head. I call it self defense. Watch yourself out there in that corn.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Maybe it's pawlitically incorrect -- butt that's a "corn dog" photo. Get it -- there is corn and a dog in the same photo.

Lovable Lily said...

Nice job on all those answers! We've always loved that saying about the corn being knee high. We have lot's of corn fields here and Mommy says it every time she drives by them. Then she remembers that spooky movie, children of the corn, and hits the gas pedal.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

looks like you might get a good crop this year.....all our veggies were doing so beautifully but while Mom was in the hospital the bugs attacked big time and we hardly has anything left that was salvageable.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Congrats on the award. We hope you helped the corn by peeing on it. It will grow even faster then!

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Whose knees .. the peeps or yours?
We loves cornie on the cob.

Loved you answers Ernie!

♥♥Mona & Prissy



Zoe said...

Yu gotta bark up more often Ernie, yu are one innerestin dood.

How did that green pepper taste after gettin the "dirt rub"?

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, congrats to you and your first big award! Woohoooo! What a super list of stuffs about your interesting self. I'm still a big fan of your toy-folding. BWAR HAR HAR to the "corn dog" and peeing to help it grow and I'm not even sure you have knees, my little legless furiend. BOL
Grr and a Chuckling Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Ranger said...

Pawsome corn.
I was hope'n dat you'd tell us how you got such a super cool middlename "vonSchnitzel".
Wags,
Ranger

easyweimaraner said...

Congrats!!! Better stay away from that corn, remember Mr. Kings novels, buddy...
I will cry with you for taking a bath that's really a special kind of torture. I hope it wasn't a green dental stick, that puke-stains are furever and ever.(like the overlook-twins)

easyweimaraner said...

Congrats!!! Better stay away from that corn, remember Mr. Kings novels, buddy...
I will cry with you for taking a bath that's really a special kind of torture. I hope it wasn't a green dental stick, that puke-stains are furever and ever.(like the overlook-twins)

Oz theTerrier said...

Hey Turts! Congratulations on your award. I am surprised that Furts did not make you share it with him...ahem! Anyway, I was going to ask you if the corn was knee high by the 4th of July but then you answered that already, didn't you? I didn't realize you could grow corn...that is pretty darn cool!
Happy Thursday,
Oz

Oz theTerrier said...

Hey Turts! Congratulations on your award. I am surprised that Furts did not make you share it with him...ahem! Anyway, I was going to ask you if the corn was knee high by the 4th of July but then you answered that already, didn't you? I didn't realize you could grow corn...that is pretty darn cool!
Happy Thursday,
Oz

Casey said...

You have to CHEW the dental stick or you don't get all the dental work from it, Ernie! It's like just swallowing toothpaste instead of brushing your teeth.

JoAnn Stancer said...

Ernie you deserve that award and only you! Have a wonderful day. Loved getting to know you.

Anna the GSD said...

BOL...yes Chewing is important! Sometimes Duncan doesn't chew then he'll erp his noms back up, but luckily he can't hop on mom and dad's bed!!

Murphy said...

Good answers Ernie. Stanley needs to do his answers too but he is dragging his paws!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Ernie, I learned so much about you (and not Frankie). Congrats on your award! What corn stalk? I do not see a fallened corn stalk. Got your back, buddy :) (Psssst - you did go bury it by that pepper, I hope.)

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

Congrats on the award and the wonderful facts about yourself

Millie and Walter said...

It's always fun to learn more about our friends. Way to go Ernie for getting your own award.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Love your answers Ernie! Your corn looks great, once again our garden stuffs is not growing too good, but we do have a few little tomatoes getting ripe. Hazel has to get her answers done!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

scotsmad said...

I LOVE YOU ERNIE. AND I'M SURPRISED THAT THIS IS ONLY YOUR FURST AWARD!!! (Your Foxy Roxy)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

We've been thinkin' that maybe this isn't a good growing year for you, butt that corn looks good to us. You'll be enjoying corn on the cob very SOON!

XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui (who tried to swallow a whole beef tendon yesterday and had to have it pulled out...all soggy.)

C.L.W.STEP said...

My ghostwriter was very tired and grumpy today after working so many hours at the nursing home. Now she can't stop laughing! (Frankie the Farter?? bwahahahhahaha!)

sprinkles said...

Congrats on your well-deserved award, Ernie! How cool you got something all for yourself and don't have to share with anyone!

I love that last rule, to eat a cookie! I'm pretty sure that would be my boys' favorite one.

I also loved reading all those facts about you. How sweet that you take care of Frankie, even going to the vet with him. Chico went to the vet this past week for his allergies, and Shiver came along for moral support.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Congratulations on your first Ernie-only award.

We're sure Frankie didn't mind being quiet for one post. hahahaha. Who are we kidding? Did you hogtie and gag Frankie today, Ernie?

Barking from New Mexico said...

I can't believe you have never received an award before your Shine on nomination. I foresee this is just the beginning of lots of awards coming your way.

Whitley Westie said...

Luved reading your answers!

I wuz also born in another state from da on I lives in and I luvs me some peppers too. Da peeps used to have a habanero plant and I would bite da peppers off, run round wif em in my mouth, spit em out and bark at em, and do it all over again.

Ruby said...

OMD! You are one pawsome CORN DOG Ernie!!! I loves your answers, and I thinks it is pawsome how you 'find' treasures and bury them! I usually just take them to my Tunnel of Joy and save it for laters.
Congrats on the most FABulous awardie Ernie!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: your are one amazin' brudder!!

Dory and the Mama said...

What great answers Ernie!!! Good job taking care of the corn and getting it to the right height!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Congratulations on your cool award. You will always be wiser than Ernie, BOL
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Congrats on the award Ernie! Whitely is a real cutie, we've only recently got to know her but we think she's grrreat!
Wally & Sammy

marley said...

Is like wotchin da Tonight Show Ernie my pal…furry good intervyoo

Mitch and Molly said...

Congratulations on your award and thanks for the advice on the dental chews, Ernie. We just got some in the mail from Chewy!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Daisy said...

We are cracking up over here between your post and the comments. Blogville is a hoot! Congratulations on your award!!
oxox
Daisy