Friday FUN....

Now Don't Furget that TOMORROW   is    HUGS and KISSES   XOXOXOXOXO day....   post those pictures...  

Hey FRANKIE..... let's Play...

 WE just love to Play...TUG OF WAR...

 Do YOU?????

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails (FFHT)

TODAY is the FURST EVER    FFHT (Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails)  story  HOP    Brought to you by  our good furends         MURPHY AND STANLEY         Click the LINK to get into the HOP...  

THIS is what needed to be included.... somewhere/somehow into today's story:  When I opened the box, I was startled to find......  

Are you ready fur our story???     Did you Pee?   Did you get a drink?      OKAY then... let's get started:

PURLOINED....   By Frankie Furter

ONCE upon a time (about 87 days ago)...   I was minding my OWN BIDNESS... doing hard work around the hill... like digging holes and Gwalk A Moley stuffs...  when I noticed that ERNIE was... AWOL...      He was SUPPOSED to be helping me....  butt he is a big momma's boy      sissy pants    lazy BUTT    gets EASILY distracted by stuffs...   and he was NO WHERE to be found...WHICH IS SOMETHINGY THAT I NORMALLY FIND to be a DELIGHTFUL BLESSING  and I thought I had better check to see if SOMEBUDDY had finally answered my  FREE TO GOOD HOME AD somethingy had happened to him.   
    I went WAY UP THE HILL to the house and SCREAMED called to mom....      then I showed her that ERNIE was NOT stuck to me like mud with ME...    and can you believe that MOM said....  you can go PLAY back to work DARLING.... because Little ERNIE is taking a quick nap.    
    BOY HOWDY.... that thrilled me right down to my paw nails....   No kid brother hanging on me while I enjoyed some SERIOUS HOLE DIGGING...and MAYBE even catch a ground mole.      I was off the deck and headed to the Maple tree in a FLASH.   
    What I didn't know was that ERNIE was NOT Napping...    he was FAKING !!!
     While I was doing my HARD (butt FUN) hole diggin....  ERNIE was SNEAKING AROUND...  on the OTHER SIDE of the HILL...   doing stuffs he shouldn't do WITHOUT MY SNOOPERVISION...  
   When I finally had a DECENT Hole dug...  I went back to the house... fur a PAW AND NOSE WASHING cool drink of water... to celebrate the grand time I did have...
    AND guess what???     THERE were Mom and Dad... and HIM...  and mom and dad were all excited and going SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   and telling ERNIE what a good boy he was.        
    Of Course I (Frankie Furter) was astounded to hear this since EVERYBUDDY knows he is just a PAIN UNDER THE TAIL  wanting to know that the big deal was about...
    There on the deck was a BOX...  that I had never seen before.   
   Mom and dad saw ME and said....   OH FRANKIE>>>> DARLING...   you will never believe this...  Come over here and LOOK at what your PRECIOUS BROTHER has.     While YOU were PLAYING... ERNIE has been VERY BUSY doing a FABULOUS THING.      YOU will be SO PROUD of your BROTHER...
     SO... I walked over and WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, I WAS STARTLED TO FIND.... A DEADED GROUND MOLE.
     Ernie had DEADED his furst EVER Ground Mole.... and he did it WITHOUT ME.   
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH      Whine Whimper       WaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhhhh   
      THE END
      

Some PetExpo stuffs....

 Today is July 4th...   AMERICA's BIRTHDAY....  

 SHOW your COLORS fur our Country....      Long may our Flag Wave...  

As you know we went to PittsBURGER, Pencil Vane E Ya...  to attend the PetExpo there...

We DID get like 87 freebies...   and we LOVE those...   butt this time there was no Dock Diving or Agility thingys to watch...    THERE was this Interesting thingy though...     See the Pink white and Blue Raggy thingys on the Rope thingy????    well it was somethingy to CHASE... it would run all around the big Square... and Dogs were HAVING A BLAST... chasing them...    This dog is getting ready to PLAY CHASE...

 Here he is ... on your mark ... get Set...  RACE and try and catch the raggy thingys...    the lady in BLUE could control the ZIP LINE... and make it go FAST or Slow or go BACKWARDS...   this pup was having a SUPER time...  and Ernie was Watching and CRYING.... I Wanna do it... I WANNA DO IT>>>  PLEASE MOM... LET ME DO IT ...         I tried to tell him that he would HATE it... butt he INSISTED...

 Butt he Demanded that mom buy him a Ticket...   SEE it on the FLOOR...     Ernie wouldn't even give it to the lady...when it was His turn...    Can you say... DISASTER???

 Even when I went in there and SHOWED him it wasn't Scary...    Ernie would not EVEN look at the raggy thingys when they went Zooming past...          TOLD YA, ERNIE...   the Kid is gonna give me gray furs...      BUTT it wasn't ALL bad....  

We saw our furend BIRD GUY...

 AND we saw that Shorty Rossi was there and we walked over to get in line to say HI to him...again THIS year...     He was talkin with a Lady when all of a sudden....

 He looked over and saw US... and  was All HAPPY about us being there again... and said... HEY Frankie and Ernie are here !!!

BUTT this year they had the PetExpo Right downtown in PittsBurger... and there was NO GRASS or TREES...  N O N E...   NADA... NOPE not a decent Potty place.. can you believe that?????       There WAS a place... right by the STREET... that was 8'X10'...  and filled with...   MULCH...   it was DISGUSTING... and we BOTH said       NO WAY to THAT...      We told mom we could HOLD IT... until we got outta there and stopped at a GOOD Place... called the Grove City Outlet Mall...    THERE we had PLENTY of TREES and GRASS... and Shade.. and   BOY we nearly FLOODED those trees with exciting PEE Mail...      JUST SAYIN.
    PeeS... our mom ran in the ReeBok Store and bought 3 pairs of shoes fur $22.49 each.   THAT made HER ... ALMOST as happy as we were with the GOOD potty area that they had.

Pee PEE S....    unless they move the PetExpo BACK to the GOOD venue... we won't be going back to PittsBurger's  PetExpo ever again...    it is MUCH better in Columbus.    Just sayin.

Date Day #2 Roxy and ERNIE...

Don't furget....    Click    HERE    to  let Sarge know if you have a Date Day post ...  so you get your names into the Drawing fur a prize pressie...

HEY   EVERYBUDDY..... LOOK !!  It is MY Beautiful Foxy ROXY and ME...    We are having a BLAST on OUR DATE...     NO BORING  Quiet Night fur US..

ROXY and I went to a SKATE BARK fur OUR date...         Check it OUR Roxy...  What do you think?

 We can Ride all through this MAZE thingy...

 Gotta wear a HELMET... to keep you SAFE sweetie...     Do you like the color of Roxy's BOARD???

 OMD   OMD   look at Roxy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo....  

 OUCH.......   I wiped out.... That's what I get fur lookin and not Watchin....  Right?

 RIDE the RAIL....     SKKKKKKKKKKKKRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrch....

 ROXY caught some MAJOR AIR on this one...   GO GIRRRRRL...

 Let's do some TANDEM Runs...     Follow ME Roxy....

 This girrrrl can really make some MOVES....

 
BaaaaaWaaaaah....  this one is FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnn    Hope I don't get LICKED by that monster...         WOW what a WORK OUT...

Hey Roxy.... you getting HUNGRY????       How about a Tube Steak???    BACON WRAPPED.... YUMMMMMMMM      

 OMD these are super GOOD....       BaaaaWaaah look at Roxy... she has her hat on BACKWARDS... THAT is a COOL look.   We have each other's home country on our hats...  

 I love my AUSTRALIAN Hat...  AND my AUSSIE GRRRRRL.        Roxy let's share some Cotton Candy...   Plus a little somethingy wrapped up JUST fur YOU... beclaws...
  Are you ready fur this????????

 HERE is a BIRFDAY CAKE  fur YOU...               I know your birfday isn't until THURSDAY.... butt I wanted us to be able to have CAKE together...           HAPPY BIRFDAY  ROXY !!!!     DIG IN !!

 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE    We had a BLAST together...     the Skate Bark was super and the foods and BIRFDAY CAKE were much appreciated...   NOW we need...

a little Cuddle and Nap.    
    Hope you enjoyed our date as much as I did.