Friday, July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails (FFHT)

TODAY is the FURST EVER    FFHT (Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails)  story  HOP    Brought to you by  our good furends         MURPHY AND STANLEY         Click the LINK to get into the HOP...  

THIS is what needed to be included.... somewhere/somehow into today's story:  When I opened the box, I was startled to find......  

Are you ready fur our story???     Did you Pee?   Did you get a drink?      OKAY then... let's get started:

PURLOINED....   By Frankie Furter

ONCE upon a time (about 87 days ago)...   I was minding my OWN BIDNESS... doing hard work around the hill... like digging holes and Gwalk A Moley stuffs...  when I noticed that ERNIE was... AWOL...      He was SUPPOSED to be helping me....  butt he is a big momma's boy      sissy pants    lazy BUTT    gets EASILY distracted by stuffs...   and he was NO WHERE to be found...WHICH IS SOMETHINGY THAT I NORMALLY FIND to be a DELIGHTFUL BLESSING  and I thought I had better check to see if SOMEBUDDY had finally answered my  FREE TO GOOD HOME AD somethingy had happened to him.   
    I went WAY UP THE HILL to the house and SCREAMED called to mom....      then I showed her that ERNIE was NOT stuck to me like mud with ME...    and can you believe that MOM said....  you can go PLAY back to work DARLING.... because Little ERNIE is taking a quick nap.    
    BOY HOWDY.... that thrilled me right down to my paw nails....   No kid brother hanging on me while I enjoyed some SERIOUS HOLE DIGGING...and MAYBE even catch a ground mole.      I was off the deck and headed to the Maple tree in a FLASH.   
    What I didn't know was that ERNIE was NOT Napping...    he was FAKING !!!
     While I was doing my HARD (butt FUN) hole diggin....  ERNIE was SNEAKING AROUND...  on the OTHER SIDE of the HILL...   doing stuffs he shouldn't do WITHOUT MY SNOOPERVISION...  
   When I finally had a DECENT Hole dug...  I went back to the house... fur a PAW AND NOSE WASHING cool drink of water... to celebrate the grand time I did have...
    AND guess what???     THERE were Mom and Dad... and HIM...  and mom and dad were all excited and going SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   and telling ERNIE what a good boy he was.        
    Of Course I (Frankie Furter) was astounded to hear this since EVERYBUDDY knows he is just a PAIN UNDER THE TAIL  wanting to know that the big deal was about...
    There on the deck was a BOX...  that I had never seen before.   
   Mom and dad saw ME and said....   OH FRANKIE>>>> DARLING...   you will never believe this...  Come over here and LOOK at what your PRECIOUS BROTHER has.     While YOU were PLAYING... ERNIE has been VERY BUSY doing a FABULOUS THING.      YOU will be SO PROUD of your BROTHER...
     SO... I walked over and WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, I WAS STARTLED TO FIND.... A DEADED GROUND MOLE.
     Ernie had DEADED his furst EVER Ground Mole.... and he did it WITHOUT ME.   
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH      Whine Whimper       WaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhhhh   
      THE END
      

34 comments:

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh Frankie, I don't know what to say. Could it have been more traumatic?
I must say this FFHT thing is proving quite tough on one's nerves.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we KNOW he couldn't of done it if YOU hadn't spent all these years training him - it was the mole you caught through your training

Linda & Cinnamon said...

Really. No I don't believe he gotted a mole... He must have found it under the thicket, I bet dad helped.

hapeee FFHT.

xo Cinnamon

Murphy said...

Good job Ernie! We felt like we were right in the story, well done! Thanks for pawticipating!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Molly The Wally said...

We think you deserve a pat on the back there Frankie for being such a brilliant teacher. Ernie couldn't have deaded it without you. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Zoe said...

Those fur bros can be real Bothers, huh?
Grrr.
Bet that mole wuz already kaput or Ernie had help gettin him.
Or sumfin.

Lovable Lily said...

That little stinker! We can't believe he went huntin' without YOU!! Just what was he thinkin'??

Great story Frankie. Butt next time, tell Ernie it's always safer to hunt in pairs.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD...Fwankie, how could dis happen? You NOSE what! I betted he paid dat ground mole wit Milk Bones or sometin just to PLAY DEAD. You nose Ernie!!! BWHahahahahah

Team Beaglebratz said...

Diva Shasta here - tell me'boutz the painz brutherz can b - I have the ear nip tue prove it. ANYWAYZ, I digress - Ernie just probably FOUND an old dead mole layin'around an'told your mom an'dad he deaded it by hisself - brutherz can b sneeky that way.
Diva Shasta

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, what a super story for FFHT! This is so much fun. Gee, you gotta be a little proud of him though...perfect doxie behavior and I'm guessing he learned it from you. BOL
Hey Ernst!
Wow, great job buddy! Way to bash a critter. BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

stellaroselong said...

Wow we loved this story so much, but what betrayal you must have felt from you sweet cough cough brudder!!!! Sometimes moms are so blind.
stella rose

Anna the GSD said...

Wow...I'm a little worried about Ernie though, our Mia kitty catches ground moles and voles but she doesn't put them in a box, she brings them to the patio and then Duncan noms them. Blech! Ernie isn't part kitty is he?!?!?!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL FRANKIE YOU WORK YOUR DOXIE TUSH OFF DOING SERIOUS WORK AND THAT BABY BRO OF YOURS IS DEADING THINGS. TRUTH BE TOLD I BET HE FOUND IT ALREADY DEADED! HEY DID HE FOLD IT BEFORE PRESENTING IT TO YOUR PEEPS?

hUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
ps OUR INTERFREAKS HAVE BEEN PLAYING HAVOC WITH OUR 'PUTER..EARLY AM MY PEEPS WENT TO BREAKFAST AND CAME BACK IT WAS WORKING.F I N A L L Y

Bailey said...

Your training paid off.

Idaho PugRanch said...

You know that Ernie learned everything from you! We must say you had us on the edge of our tails with this tale though. Wondering what Ernie was up to.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Nikki Thomas said...

AW, your kid brother is growing up. He is following in your footsteps and you should be proud! I am sure your hole was decent too!

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

You did a great job with this story. You are very clever. A big tip of the tail to you

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Frankly, I think you should be happy at how Earnest your li'l bro was to win his stripes... Just sayin'... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

(&*>) nicely told BTW

Daisy said...

Ummm...this is a piece of fiction, right? I would really like so see the holes you dig. Maybe Blogville needs a dig off!
oxox
Daisy

M. K. Clinton said...

I laughed so hard at the scratched out comments!! I'm pretty sure that you scared that mole to the other side of the hill so your little brother could catch. Great story! Pierre caught his first mole a few weeks ago, but Mom wouldn't have it mounted for him. He wanted to hang it over the fireplace. ♥♥

Jans Funny Farm said...

Aw, Frankie, we're so sorry Ernie deaded his first mole without you. Other than that, we liked your story.

easyweimaraner said...

Wow Ernie! Congrats! Butt at least, you Frankie dug the hole for the ground mole funeral...so you are a good boy too. btw: do you know that my nickname is The Mole? My humans have a screw loose huh?

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie dogs will be dogs!!! My sweet Bambi would deaden moles too!!
Thank you so much for your visit to my blog!! You mean so much to us!!
Love you guys!!!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Yay for MY ♥♥♥ERNIE♥♥♥! He showed YOU FARTER! Your Ever-lovin' Roxy

Well, we think it's a great story and AS it's a HAIRY TAIL, we're not so sure about Ernie's prowess!

Bella and Macdui

The Army of Four said...

Oh my! Way to go! I had a mole the other day but had it "removed", so to speak. You know, that "nonononomaggieleaveitnononono" thing. Sheesh, just when I'd found something REALLY tasty!
Sigh.
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

The Army of Four said...

Oh my! Way to go! I had a mole the other day but had it "removed", so to speak. You know, that "nonononomaggieleaveitnononono" thing. Sheesh, just when I'd found something REALLY tasty!
Sigh.
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Chef Sasha said...

OMD Ernie, that is amazing. Frankie, I know he would not have been able to dead it properly without your guidance and training,so you should really feel proud of your hard work.


Loveys Sasha

Millie and Walter said...

Frankie, you should be proud that you taught Ernie so well.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We are sure that Ernie MUST have had some great mentoring from his big brother:)

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Whitley Westie said...

Way to go Ernie!

sprinkles said...

Oh my, what a great story! My boys and I were holding our breath, waiting to read what you were startled to find.

Jazzi said...

Oh wow Ernie. How dare he do it without you?? Unbelievable!!!
Wags
Jazzi

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Frankie ..... who does Ernie think he is?? Watch him, mate, or before you know it he'll be thinking he's top dog!!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We are sorry he deeded it without you, but are sure the world is a better place with one less mole.