Going into business

Okay!! I am going to do this thing. I am going to TRY my best to make a mystery story.
I have to have a character and a setting and a problem to solve and lots of other very much technical writer stuff. These mystery stories are not going to be easy to do. I have to put one paw out at a time. So I am thinking I need for this to be a Dachshund Detective story.

What do you think about this???

F. Oscar Dachshund
P. I.
(Private Insniffigator)

You got a problem?
Call Oscar
100- hereboy
100-437-3269
Cash clients only!
OKAY now you know I am just kidding about the phone part. You all know I'm not allowed to use the phone. Not since that incident... waaay back then. SO, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, A MISSING TOY, UNEXPLAINED EMPTY BOWL, ARE LOOKING FOR A SPECIAL PERSON, OR ANY OTHER ODDITY THAT YOU NEED HELP WITH...... JUST POST YOUR PROBLEM ON THIS WEB SITE. I WILL DO MY DACHSHUND BEST TO HELP YOU OUT.
Pee S. Just kidding about the cash part. I would be happy with a donation to your local animal shelter.
F. Oscar's office is officially OPEN FOR BUSINESS !!! Bring it on.