I have PROOF that Ernie is a ....

As you might recall..... Last week we went to our DogTor... fur our annual Physicals...   and HE said that ERNIE  is a LARD BUTT Over weight...     Well, some of you Like ROXY. didn't BELIEVE that...       BLUBBER.... BUTT   BUTT     I   (Frankie Furter) have PROOF that Ernie REALLY        IS a BARREL BUTT Over Weight.      Looking at  BUBBLE BUTT him is like...  

SEEING    DOUBLE...                 DOUBLE  BUBBLE BUTT  I tell you.....         SCARY isn't It???
        You should be HERE to see LARD BUTT in PAWSON...    THAT is truly scary I tell you.  
BUTT WAIT....  I said that I have PROOF that he is a   BLUBBER BUTT.....    

 HERE is the    PROOF.....        that   ERNIE is a      Double BARRELed   LARD LADEN BLUBBER BUTT!!!        THIS picture is worth    87,000 Words..

  I (Frankie Furter)  do NOT lie.            

PeeS.......   Happy Furst day of SPRING...