Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Workin in the PawFurm on this Wednesday...

KNOCK   KNOCK  KNOCK          ROXY?

KNOCK   KNOCK  KNOCK         ROXY??????????

KNOCK   KNOCK  KNOCK      ROXY????

What Ernie?
   Your office door must be STUCK...
NO it isn't STUCK....     it's locked....    I'm busy now Ernie...
   BUTTtttttttttttttttt, ROXY....   I need to be ready fur when our Client BERTIE arrives and I want you to check and see if I am dressed OK fur meeting with him...
""SIGH""     OKAY...    (snick)...       WHAT THE HECK IS THAT GET UP you are wearing, Ernie?????


 It's My   GOLFING  togs.......  you know that Golf was invented in Scottie Land, don't you?
 Bertie will Love it....  he will think that he is Special if I dress like a Scottie Lander.... just fur HIM...

NO HE WON't.... he will think you are a DOOFUS....   now go put on somethingy ELSE and get busy on his CASE....    I have all the Visual Aides nearly ready...      SLAM...  (SNICK).
   Did you just lock your door again, Roxy?
YES...    so you will stay OUT and Get to WORK...   Bertie will be here in less than 87 mins. and YOU will NOT be ready to go over his case if you don't get Bizzy.
OKAY..... OKAY......  butt I think Bertie will be disappointed.  
GET to YOUR OFFICE NOW....      And Don't FURGET that  in  a Scottish Court YOUR TITLE will be       Procuratur Fiscal......          That's   FISCAL     .... not PHYSICAL....    
I'll Remember....         Not Physical or FECAL...      I am the PROCURATUR FISCAL....
OH..... here is Bertie's Letter to US...   I had Better Study it....


Home alone case?

I am wondering if you would be prepared to take on a case which would involve prosecuting Gail's employer?  I will be posting about the issue on Thursday. 

In short, earlier this year, while Gail was on unpaid leave, the company closed the office where Gail worked (which was less than a mile from our house) and relocated her to another office (same company) 17 miles away. So now that she is back at work 4 days a week, she can no longer come home at lunch to see me, and is away from the house an extra hour each day. OK so a dog walker does come to take me out, but IT'S NOT THE SAME. 

Worse still, the company still has an office only 1.5 miles from our house, but they say there's no room for Gail to work there, although we both feel she could easily be squeezed in! 

Surely you legal eagles can find some grounds for taking the company to court for cruelty to dogs?

I look forward to your response,

Toodle pip!
Bertie (too fed up to bounce just now). 

Well this shouldn't be too......      
           Knock Knock   ...... HI ERNIE.... it's ME BERTIE...   is my Procuratur Fiscal Ready fur me?
   WELCOME Lad....  It is good to see you, Bertie....
Come on into my office and have a seat...     I'll just move these thingys off the chair... 
What are all these ???   They look like ....       Ernie is this an 87 year old .... GOLFING  Clawstoom?   Am I keeping you off the links???    
Blush....  ummmmmmm   NO not at all.  Lad....      just ignore those...    
UNLESS..... you would like to play some Golf.... after we finish here...   
    That would be a grrrreat way to relax afterwards....   butt are you gonna wear.... THOSE thingys???
I think you might .... STAND OUT a bit.... if you Ken My Meaning....        Bye the Way.... you do know what to WEAR to Court Don't you....?????
     BLUSH......   BLUSH.....     SURE, Laddie....  ROXY sees to all that stuffs....     

Now let's get our Plan of ACTION going....  so we can  Play a ROUND .... or 87.    And Unwind before we have to be in COURT tomorrow.   
 
PeeS.......  we just discovered... YESTERDAY.... that we now have     THREE   HUNDRED and  ....EIGHTY SEVEN    Followers...     That is     387 ....  ...
       WHAT a MILESTONE...      We wish to THANK Each and Every one of you.       

36 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD OMD OMD Bertie getting his day in court??? Och that's just grand!!!

But Ernie... I'd listen to Roxy in the dress up matters if I wuz you... Oh dis are gonna be guid... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL ERNIE SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO GET INTO CHARACTER FOR A VERY SPECIAL TRIAL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT FRANKIE SAID I (AND I SURE ROXY) THINK YOU LOOK PURRTY DOG GONE FOXY. ESPECIALLY THAT CAP!! WOO WOO

AS FOR BERTIE/GAIL'S TRIAL IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK TUSH, AKA GAIL'S BOSS, I'M YOUR GIRL. I' EQUIPPED WITH DAGGERS AND SABERS AND I HAVE A FIERCE HISS
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Mark Muller said...

what shall I say... well let's say it with Bertie: toodle pip!
I like your clawstume and it is common that LAWyers play always on the LAWn...and i bet they actually play golf, right? :o)
Happy 387!!!!
easy rider

The Daily Pip said...

You do look very good in plaid! I'm sure Bertie and Gail will be most impressed.

I do hope this case can be resolved. Companies place such high demands on humans like making them go to work everyday - I mean, be reasonable. Every day? Whoever heard of such a thing?

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Oh Oh - Roxy sounded a bit annoyed at you - did you do something else we are not aware of? We are sure you will will the case for Bertie

Julie said...

Oh I can't wait fur the trail and I can see your outfits! This is gonna be sooo much funs
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Amber DaWeenie said...

When it comes to the art of...Proper Dress....da girls always nose best!

:)

Casey said...

I'm sure Roxy will make sure you will dress appropriately for court. This case will be a slam-dunk for sure -- what a heinous crime!!

Kismet said...

That Roxy is a trainee and needs to be brought up to speed on the most important thing about lawyering. I'm concerned that she doesn't know about running up the chargeable hours and padding the bill. Doing research into golf before going into a Scottish court is very important background. Don't forget to charge the client for the greens' fees.

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL you better not interrupt a busy girl!
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Jans Funny Farm said...

We love your outfit, Ernie. But we agree with Roxie, it's a tad ... uh, too casual for court. :)

stellaroselong said...

I faught you looked great in that outfit Ernie, I have one just like that ...it came from your momma...those womens just don't know good taste when they sees it.
Angus Mac

Dolly theDoxie said...

Loved the golf outfit! Love Dolly

Bailey said...

Good luck with the case guys.

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! Your golfing togs are perfect there pal! I hope you can get through this case quickly so you can go play a round...or 87. And 387 followers? I sure hope someone new doesn't follow you too soon. What a great number to be at!
Oz

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh gosh I am now so worried about my case. I mean, I had been labouring under the impression that Ernie was some super smart hot shot lawyer, and then I turn up at his offices only to find he is all togged up for a game of golf. And worse, his outfit is like AT LEAST eighty seven years out of date. And now I am concerned that his legal knowledge will also have failed to keep pace with the modern world.
Oh dear, this is not going to be the first ever case that Von Schnitzel, Ketchum and Deddum have lost, is it? I so wish I could be feeling more confident.
Toodle pip!
Bertie (definitely not bouncing now…)

Sketching with Dogs said...

That is a very interesting golf outfit Ernie :)
Sounds like an interesting case.
Dip and Elliot x

Idaho PugRanch said...

WE think any peeps that have pets should be able to work from home!!!!
Good luck with the case
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

The Florida Furkids said...

We hope the case gets resolved quickly. We think Roxy's outfit is pawsome.

Thank you for your kind words about Cubby. We really miss him a lot.

The Florida Furkids

Noodles said...

Frankie and Ernie
I see 388 followers. That is beyond GRRRRR8!!!
I agree that Bertie's case is an important one.
Love Noodles
PeeEss, what's GOLF all about, anywho????

Amy Boyer said...

I have heard that lots of law business is done on the golf course and you look more than ready to hit the links. As of this minute you have 388 (!) followers - wow!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Sounds like it might be time for a huge Blogville petition to get Gail back to work closer to home:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Ernie, the idea of golf is to putt a ball in a hole.....not dig holes for the balls!

Now, I, your Roxy, hope you have something else to wear for the BIG trial....

Bring Bertie through, I have some Scotch eggs and stuff for snacks.

Susie and Sidebite said...

Hummmmmm....hope the guys get their act together for that court date....if not Frankie will toss them!

The Mad Scots
WHAT, 387...we kinda thought you were closing in on 870!

Sammy Sam said...

Sounds like grounds for a fight.

Murphy said...

It's a good thing Roxy is giving you fashion advice Ernie so we suggest you listen to her. We are sure this will be a great case and can't imaging what kind of verdict might come in against Gail's employer! Congrats on your followers. We can't seem to get over 175! We had out 1,000th post awhile back but mom forgot to post about it! Sheesh!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Finn said...

WOW, I think you can certainly help Bertie in his case. Sounds pretty fishy to me...

Sarge said...

Hey Ern!
Wow, I think you ought to get Roxy an assistant! She's running out of time to snuggle with you. I think you look adorable in your outfit and I bet you'll do a great job with the case. Hoping His MopHeadedness thwaps his thwapper! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Dory and the Mama said...

Congrats on 387 followers!!!

What a great trial this is going to be....but Ernie, are you in the dog house for something?? Roxie seems a bit miffed with you....
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Ernie ...... I'm with Dory!! Sounds like you're in a bit of strife with Roxy, mate. She LOCKED YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!! Then she said you looked crook in your golfing outfit!! Fair dinkum ...... she's being a bit of a stinker if you ask me. I thought you looked great!!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hey Ernie, it is I, Stella. Erm, well, I was just wondering if scottish golfing clawstumes are like the scottish kilt, if ya get my drift, hehehe. Good luck with the case. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
P.S. Ernie mate, it is I Rory. I cannot be blamed for anything my sissy says, can I?

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

This sounds like it is going to be a tough case Ernie, we're keeping our paws crossed you'll be able to find a loop hole or something to get Gail's company to agree to move her.
Wally & Sammy

M. K. Clinton said...

That company had better get ready to do some squeezing! Congratulations on your gazillion and 87 followers! That is awesome like y'all!

Chef Sasha said...

Ernie, I think you look smashing in that outfit, but it might not be right for court. Judge Frankie might throw the book at you. I can't wait to see how this case goes.


Loveys Sasha

The Army of Four said...

You look GREAT in your golfing duds!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow ar yoo hitting the links??? watch owt for growndskeeper carl i heer that guy is a nut!!! ha ha ok bye