Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Case #87-6 Princess Leah vs... the Mom...

Good Morning Gorgeous....    I seemed to have gotten to the Office Before YOU this AM.   How about a little Lick before we get to work, my Luscious Lady?  

SLURP....    Good Morning Ernie....   It's YOUR fault I'm late.... I had to stop at the store and buy 3 more cans of Coffee...   You MUST stop sneaking up on me and causing me to spill cup after cup...  
    That's GRRRREAT that you got more coffee... it gives us a reason to Meet in the Coffee Room...   I stopped and got us some BACON Donuts to go with it...
   By the way... My Wig Does look better now that you Bleached the coffee stains out of it.... BUTT NOW...  it SMELLS like Clorox...   and looks sorta STRINGY...
    Well, you shouldn't have been WEARING it when you came sneaking up behind me that way...
Yeah, butt I thought it might get you all   Wound Up...
   The only thingy that got Wound UP was your WIG...  when I was getting it wrung out...    
So, Big Boy... what were you doing in here so early today?
   I was working on Princess Leah's Case...       I have my Briefs Just about set...
    You DO????   Let me see....
NO PROBLEM....  come on in my OFFICE and have a LOOK...
giggle giggle      at this rate we are NOT gonna be ready fur COURT tomorrow Ernie...    now get SERIOUS and let's get this stuffs taken care of...
    I have to get my TIARA outta the VAULT and have it Cleaned fur TOMORROW...    THIS is ROYAL COURT you know..
Boy Howdy,    Do I EVER....     I can't WAIT to see YOU in your Tiara...   You and Princess Leah are gonna SHINE in Court...     the awPAWsition will be DAZZLED fur sure.    

27 comments:

Julie said...

Oh yes, I've been polishing my tiara as well, must look my bestest in court!
Er, any of that puppicino spare for me? Good job you bleached it out of the wig or I might be distracted by the coffee smell!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

I'll pass on the coffee and settle for a bowl of water, but can you please pass me one of those bacon donuts?

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... I can't wait to see how THIS case goes!!

Lovable Lily said...

Getting ready for another BIG case sure is hard work. We know that you'll be right on top of things for Princess Leah. Good luck Ernie the Attorney!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Molly TheWally said...

Wow we can't wait to be dazzled. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Oh oh - Royal justice could mean "off with her head!"

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Settle down you two - this is serious stuff you know!!!

(Tries to wipe clean the mental image of the Ernest young gun in whities...)

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Mark Muller said...

oooooh royal court... is there a special dresscode for the audition too? shall I wear my bowtie or a brief too?...or wait... how about wearing my mankini?
easy rider

Madi and Mom said...

Ernie dear I have a 'brief' word for you. MOL MOL MOL
WTG Leah...wear a lot of bling and a glamorous dress...everyone loves a well dressed lady!
Hugs madi your bfff

Sarge said...

Hey Ern and Roxy!
Wow, you two are really steaming up the windows at VS, K & D! BOL I'm now obsessing about bacon donuts.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

stellaroselong said...

You got your briefs ready bhahahahahahahahahh
stella rose

Murphy said...

You two are going to spend all your green papers on coffee cuz we know Ernie will not stop sneaking up on Roxy! So exciting to see this international case. Hopefully it won't be a royal pain!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Kismet said...

I think Ernie's law degree says "Barista" not "Barrister".

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! The copy room AND the coffee room? My mercy! Heeheehee!

Idaho PugRanch said...

You two!!!! how do you get any work done!! and nice briefs by the way!
hugs
Mr bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Sketching with Dogs said...

A lot of preparation goes into those court cases - and smooching, BOL.
Dip and Elliot x

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bacon doughnuts...you know the way to MY heart. Now, I'm a bit worried that my zirconia tiara might be obvious, so could we have you between me and the Princess?

Oh, and I think if you tie your wig to Jennifer Jeep's aerial and take her for a spin down the freeway, the clorox smell might go.

Or we could roll it in bacon doughnuts.

Peggy Frezon said...

wow looks like something interesting has been brewing around here. I'm going to have to check back in to see what happens!

Chef Sasha said...

Another exciting case on the docket. I cant wait!

Love Sasha

The Army of Four said...

Stella Rose Long's comment made my mom LOL. :)
Cammie!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Royal court, how excellent.

Two French Bulldogs said...

share the donuts would ya!
Lily & Edward

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Bacon donuts????? Any crumbs left for us???

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Susie and Sidebite said...

Now that a case of brief briefs!

The Mad Scots

Dory and the Mama said...

Sounds like it is going to be an exciting day in the courtroom tomorrow!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Good luck with Princess Leah's case, we will be in the public gallery watching.
Wally & Sammy

marley said...

YIkes....da cort dokkit do seem pemanantlee full Ernie my pal....I ope you an Yeronner Frankie haz nuff naps between cases...