Thursday, February 26, 2015

Case # 87-6 Princess Leah... the TRIAL

ALL RISE...... Court of Common Fleas is now in session.
Hizzonor Frankie Furter, pawsiding.

{{THWAP}}
Ernest, are all the pawties present and ready for trial?
 They are Your Orneryness...    and we are all pawpared to conduct this trial according to International Law...      

Sniff    Snifffffffff....    Do I smell CLOROX in my courtroom?
   Sorry your Worthlessness...  I had a little accident with my wig... 

 I would like to present PRINCESS LEAH     .... as my furst witness...
  Pssssst   Princess Leah... I think we look AMAZING...  I love this ROYAL Courts stuffs, don't YOU??   OH YES, Roxy... butt these tiaras are HEAVY, aren't they?     That is a small sacrafice fur looking Gorgeous though..     After court do you want to go SHOPPING?    YESSSSsssssssssss....  I have my Fleasa Card...   it is acceptete Everywhere.   Is there a Victorious Secret near here???   There IS...  and Ernie gave me a gift card for there...     Let's do LUNCH too...     we gotta show off our Tiaras all OVER blogville...     I just hope that CHESTER sees ME..

Princess you are sworn to tell the truth and to show the court what occurred.
Are you Ready... ?
YES, Ernie...  I am... 
Roxy... would you prepare the Exhibits?
NOW, PRINCESS LEAH...  you may pawceed...

THIS is EXACTLY what Happened...

Mum snaffled my blog!

As if that wasn't bad enough, she snaffled then SNITCHED!

My own Mum turned Stool P Gin on me

How could she?
Sniffle Sniffle  Sniffle
You have PROOF of this...  HORROR, of course
Roxy omd you look so HAWT in that Tiara,  the Exhibit Please...


Letter to Aunty Freya

Dear Miss Aunty Freya
I hear that you are keeping the young Pup Princess Leah under your paw and training her up to be a Police Pup Officer. 
Well.... I am slightly concerned that with her thieving habits and shredding abilities she may not be cut out for the job.

Exhibit A

Theft of Mum's Bra (!) last night

Exhibit B


Attempted theft of Mum's slipper....while she was still wearing it!

Exhibit C


Theft of Dad's paintbrush

 Exhibit D


Bag handles, lifted from inside Mum's handbag!


Shredding of evidence

I believe said young Pup is away on training exercises at the moment. I am seriously concerned that the trainers are not aware of her secret thieving nature and will be beguiled by her sweet Innocent looks


 I feel it is my civic duty to inform you of this Pups actual character before she's allowed to handle anything as dangerous as a LOADED WATER PISTOL!!!!

Yours
Princess Leah's Mum
xxx

Well now.... there are a Lot of charges here...  Let's take them One at a time. Shall we?
Exhibit A... the Bra...    what was it doing there?   If it was left out... it was certainly there fur YOUR use.   
Exhibit B......  the Slippers...   Princess Leah...  does your mum suffer with Dry flakey feets in the winter?
YES... she does...  and I was just trying to add some nice Slobbers to help MOISTURIZE them fur her.
Of COURSE you were...  she was just too dense not understanding the fact that you were TRYING to be helpful.
Now to Exhibit C.. your dad's Paint brush...   that was a pitiful specimen of one, I might add...      it is CLEAR to all that there were MANY bristles that were in DIRE need of removal...   they would have made paint smears everywhere if you had not done so.   Am I correct?
Just a second Ernie.... I have to adjust my Tiara... it sometimes slips..
THERE...  now as you said... I was simply getting the brush back into USEFUL Condition.
On to Exhibit D...   the bag handles...    those were WAY too LONG to fit snuggly into your mum's purse... they took up too much space... needed fur snacks and stuffs, is that correct?
Indeed it IS, Ernie...   I had to make them a more COMPACT size... so that mum could carry all the thingys that I need fur her to have available fur MY use.
That is EXACTLY what I thought.
Moving On to exhibit D...   the shredded stuffs...
   Doesn't your mum understand that you were merely making MORE of a good thingy?
I am sure that his Worthlessness totally comprehends this.
So do I Ernie.      You DO, don't you Sire? 
Let us now move on to the Charge of your Mum being a Stool P Gin.....Leah.
You say that your Mum   STOLE your Blog and then TOLD all these WRONGFUL thingys about you there.    Is that correct?
YES...  YES fur sure she did do that...  it is MY blog and she told terrible thingys about ME...  her PRINCESS...   She made me look and sound terrible when all I was doing was TRYING to pick up and Clean up and Help...   
Your Worshiplessness I believe that Princess Leah has shown the court all that it should need to make a PAWSITIVE finding fur my client...   the DEFENSE needs a Rest..

VERY WELL....   Since this is an INTERNATIONAL CASE...  I require an extra day to deliberate ...    Court will RESUME on SATURDAY Feb. 28th... when I will give my findings..

Court is Dismissed until then...
{{THWAP  THWAP}}    I just love my Thwapper...


Come on Leah...   Let's Go SHOPPING...   OKAY, Roxy... Hold onto your Tiara... we are gonna shop til we Drop...      Right... butt furst let's have TEA.

See you at the office LATER... Erniekins

HEY CHESTER.....    want to come back to my Office and have a cup of coffee?   Looks like our wimmen have deserted us...     

29 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We don't know about this case - there was some pretty strong evidence.

Julie said...

Oh this is all very exciting and don't I look super clevers in my glasses!!! Chester's gonna think I is sooo much cleverers than I am!
Roxy and I are just off to the Ritz for a pot of tea now!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

You simply must find in favor of Princess Leah, her Mom was so wrong to steal her blog and tell tales on it.

We shudder to think what our Mommy might do if she took over our blog.

Sarge said...

Wow, this is an excellent case for the court! I think VS, K & D has done some of its bestest legal work this time...they are getting lots of practice. BOL I'll be all in suspenders to see if you keep your undefeated record intact.
BTW: That fleasa card bill will be smoking when it arrives for payment. BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

stellaroselong said...

Julie you looked like the bomb!!! Like a movie star, Ernie you are going to go far at this lawyering stuff for sure!!!
stella rose

Mark Muller said...

oh that's so eggsiding... bet I can't sleep till saturday ...and the dress is just pawfest and came directly from london fashion week, right? btw: you can throw johnsons baby powder on your head to stop the sliding tiara :o)
easy rider

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Biting my nails for the outcome!

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...Such intrigue and drama!! International cases are awesome!!!


Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Kismet said...

What's going on in the copy room?

Murphy said...

We love seeing justice in action!! This is an excellent case and Princess Leah clearly was mislabeled!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Mommy can't wait to find out if they bought anything with the Fleasa card while going shopping!

Sketching with Dogs said...

We think it is all circumstantial evidence - how could that little face be guilty!
Dip and Elliot x

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

While I think the whole court thing is important, shouldn't mum get a chance at a defence?

Two French Bulldogs said...

We totally beloved she snaffled it!!
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMD - totally distracted by all the incredible beautifulness over there on the complaints bench.... Blingville... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Molly TheWally said...

Exactly how can such a sweet face be so guilty? Never. On the edge of our baskets waiting in antiquation for the verdict. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! You look very sleek and professional in that pink dress and tiara! You'll be sure to win this case. The glasses clinch it! I still say as you were such a young pup when these so-called infractions occurred that you cannot possibly be held responsible. Have fun shopping! And good luck with the verdict. I'm sure it will be in your favor!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Clearly Roxy and Leah totally understand the priorities when in court. Dressing up in bling and making plans for shopping. That's what it's all about. Isn't it?
Toodle pip!
Bertie,

The Army of Four said...

SHE'S INNOCENT!!!!!!! REALLY!
Cammie!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Ernie, we forgot the bit about the bra and slippers maybe containing explosives. But SHOULD Hizzonor Judge Farter find against her, we could use it for the appeal!

Everyone in Blogville knows how peeps take things the WRONG way.

I bought something Special and RED.

Noodle4President said...

What is it with family hacking blogs?! Ugh! The hacker is the guilty party....always!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Whew...that was a long day in court....not sure we got it all....oh....wait....there ain't no jury...never mind....go ahead your whatever you are and think about it!

The Mad Scots

Mitch and Molly said...

Leah is innocent, we say!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Millie and Walter said...

This is definitely an open and shut case. We are sure Frankie will find in Leah's favor.

Chef Sasha said...

The evidence is very clearly all on Princess Leahs side, I am sure you will see the truth and rule in her favor.


Loveys Sasha

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Princess .... You look so good in your glasses and tiara. You look like someone I know... Mmmmmm is it Queen Elizabeth ..... no .... I know ..... it's Dame Edna, aye??

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

OMD, the suspense is killing us. Ernie, we're almost certain you've got this one in the bag butt you never know.
Wally & Sammy

M. K. Clinton said...

Slam dunk Ernie! Woo Hoo! Are you asking for treat compensation for defamation of character? Those were some harsh charges against our little Princess Leah. *Do I need to mention how glamorous the girls look in their tiaras?

marley said...

Dis open n shut case shurlee Yeronner Frankie my pal? Her been FRAMED!