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HERE you go... Gird your Loins... Blogville..
HI EVERYBUDDY.... it's ME... ERNIE... I am going to tell you that old Poem that folks like to say to their Pups and Kitties every year... READY??
Twas the Night before Christmas and All through the house,
the dogs were all fighting and causing a roust.
The stuffies were gutted and the pressies all sniffed
Even Santa Paws' Cookies were getting whiffed..
The Squirrels were all Deaded
The Paper all Shredded.
There were Pee Puddles all over the floor..
and some dog logs left, just INSIDE the door..
There was Barking and HOWLING and and snatching and Stealing
the tree was coming down... and rolling and reeling..
Then out in the Yard there was a big BOOM
They all ran to the window, then Outta the ROOM...
Santa Paws had arrived, BUTT the sleigh had tipped OVER
Pressies were sliding on the top of the snow.. they all dashed to grab what they could recover.
The fighting was furious
They were all So Very much CURIOUS
To see what Somebuddy ELSE had, which might be BETTER..
OH MY.... we see a girrl dog with somethingy grrrrea... gotta GET HER.
BUTT I think you should Know... that Santa Paws is OK...
He is getting Back in his Sleigh..
The Dogs all heard him exclaim, as he drove outta sight...
DARN THAT FRANKIE.... he surely can BITE.
The End.
Be SURE to dash over to Murphy and Stanley's Place to see who ELSE has a FFHT story today.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to Each and Every one of you.
From Frankie and Ernie and our mom.
32 comments:
Hari OM
Strewth,,, that was a bun-fight of a SantyPaws meeting!!! I am sure you're stockings will be full enough without having to pull a heist on the Old Fella... Have a super one efurbuddy; hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
BOL that was a good one. Have a wonderful Wednesday and a lovely Christmas Eve.
Best wishes Molly
Oh no - Frankie bit Santa - he will be on the naughty list for years !!! Great poem guys and merry Christmas
Baaaaawwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa! Good one boys. Oz will be proud.
Happy Christmas Eve.
Wags,
Ranger
BWHahahahahhaha....OMD!
Hap-Pee Christmas Eve
(You actually mean that Santa's cookies are STILL intact???)
BOL! Merry Christmas, Furts and Turts! I hope the day is filled with lots of love, fun and delicious foodables!
Your pal,
Oz
bahahhahahahahaahh ernie great job....Merry Christmas Buddy!!
stella rose
Hey Ernst!
Wow, that was the funniest FFHT ever! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR Frankie nipped Santa. Do you suppose he hit a squirrel and that tipped the sleigh?!? BOL Great post today and I'll be chuckling about this one.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Holiday Hound
BEST Christmas poem ever! We're gonna print it out and hang it on our tree.
Merry Christmas to everyone on the Hill!
Love,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Ernie...YOU NAILED IT!!! HIGH FIVE PAWS!!!
Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas!
Wally & Sammy
xoxo
Bol! Luv yur lil poem there. Sounds kinda furmiliar sumhow.
Merry Christmas Doods!
Oh that sounds like Black Friday at Santa's :o) I wish I could grab me a gift too from that sled :o)
Have a wonderful Dachshund Christmas on the hill!
Easy Rider
Oh boy, that is more like a horror story or a tragedy! Hope it was just a story and not based on your past experiences ;)
Poor Santa Paws. Merry Christmas.
Lol! That is a great story! Merry Christmas (May it be a bit quieter than your story)
Now that is what we call good poetry!!! Merry Christmas to our Furends and their Peeps!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
That poem just ends all wrong Frankie is the good dog and Ernie is the trouble starter. Ernie's interpretation is just all wrong. Ernie needs some conceptualization coming his way by Santa Paws!
Wishing you all on the Hill the bestest Christmas you have ever had.
Thanks for being my special Blogville Ohio friends
Sweet William The Scot
Great poem, butt Frankie, you didn't really bite Santy Paws did you?
I'm worried now that you will be on the 'OTHER' list and get no prezzies!
Have a very Merry Christmas
Loves and festive licky kisses
Princess Leah xx
Gird your loins, BOL!
That is brilliant, we were riveted by your prose. Have a wonderful time tomorrow!
Dip and Elliot x
Nice job, Ernie! Just one more night to be good. We can do it!!! Merry Christmas from our house to yours!!
Nice job, Ernie! Just one more night to be good. We can do it!!! Merry Christmas from our house to yours!!
bwwa ahaaa great poem!
Merry Christmas!
hugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel
Very Merry Christmas back guys
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom and CO. X
Frankie Farter bit Santa Paws...bwahaahaa! That was the most INCREDIBLE poem Ernie. You're so clever, you can do ANYTHING. I bet you can even guess who's writing this comment. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Your poem is the bestest! Merry Christmas to you and your peeps, Frankie and Ernie!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
BOL!!! We just love that poem!!!
We hope you have a very, very Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Bwahahahahah! Funny poem! We like that better than the original! Happy Christmas to you and your family!
BOL! Awesome poem!!Merry Christmas to you and your family!
xo Chloe and LadyBug
Nice and Naughty would be "goners" already. Merry Christmas.
Y'all always make us laugh. I'm sure Santa Paws knows this was all for dramatic flair! BOL! BOL! Have a fantastic Christmas. ♥
Merry Christmas Frankie & Ernie and your pawrents.
Crikey Frankie ..... you bit Santa???? OMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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