Wednesday, December 24, 2014

ONE more Sleep.... it is Christmas EVE...

Ernie wanted to write the Fractured Friday Hairy Tale this time...    I told him he COULD if he would do it RIGHT...   BUTT, I think you should Know...  that he RARELY ever Does thingys RIGHT...
   PeeS....  the Inclusion fur this one is    Butt, I think you should know...

HERE you go...  Gird your Loins... Blogville..

HI EVERYBUDDY.... it's ME... ERNIE...  I am going to tell you that old Poem that folks like to say to their Pups and Kitties every year...     READY??

Twas the Night before Christmas and All through the house,
the dogs were all fighting and causing a roust.
   The stuffies were gutted and the pressies all sniffed
  Even Santa Paws' Cookies were getting whiffed..
The Squirrels were all Deaded 
   The Paper all Shredded.
There were Pee Puddles all over the floor..
   and some dog logs left, just INSIDE the door..
There was Barking and HOWLING and and snatching and Stealing
   the tree was coming down... and rolling and reeling..
Then out in the Yard there was a big BOOM
   They all ran to the window, then Outta the ROOM...
Santa Paws had arrived, BUTT the sleigh had tipped OVER
     Pressies were sliding on the top of the snow..  they all dashed to grab what they could recover.
   The fighting was furious
They were all So Very much CURIOUS
   To see what Somebuddy ELSE had, which might be BETTER..
       OH MY....  we see a girrl dog with somethingy grrrrea... gotta GET HER.
BUTT I think you should Know... that Santa Paws is OK...
   He is getting Back in his Sleigh..
The Dogs all heard him exclaim, as he drove outta sight...
     DARN THAT FRANKIE.... he surely can BITE.
The End.

Be SURE to dash over to Murphy and Stanley's Place to see who ELSE has a FFHT story today.        

MERRY CHRISTMAS to Each and Every one of you.
       From Frankie and Ernie and our mom.


Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Strewth,,, that was a bun-fight of a SantyPaws meeting!!! I am sure you're stockings will be full enough without having to pull a heist on the Old Fella... Have a super one efurbuddy; hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Unknown said...

BOL that was a good one. Have a wonderful Wednesday and a lovely Christmas Eve.
Best wishes Molly

Cowspotdog said...

Oh no - Frankie bit Santa - he will be on the naughty list for years !!! Great poem guys and merry Christmas

Ranger said...

Baaaaawwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa! Good one boys. Oz will be proud.
Happy Christmas Eve.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...


Hap-Pee Christmas Eve

(You actually mean that Santa's cookies are STILL intact???)

Unknown said...

BOL! Merry Christmas, Furts and Turts! I hope the day is filled with lots of love, fun and delicious foodables!
Your pal,

stellaroselong said...

bahahhahahahahaahh ernie great job....Merry Christmas Buddy!!
stella rose

Scooter said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, that was the funniest FFHT ever! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR Frankie nipped Santa. Do you suppose he hit a squirrel and that tipped the sleigh?!? BOL Great post today and I'll be chuckling about this one.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Holiday Hound

Lovable Lily said...

BEST Christmas poem ever! We're gonna print it out and hang it on our tree.

Merry Christmas to everyone on the Hill!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Unknown said...

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas!
Wally & Sammy

Zoe said...

Bol! Luv yur lil poem there. Sounds kinda furmiliar sumhow.

Merry Christmas Doods!

easyweimaraner said...

Oh that sounds like Black Friday at Santa's :o) I wish I could grab me a gift too from that sled :o)
Have a wonderful Dachshund Christmas on the hill!
Easy Rider

My GBGV Life said...

Oh boy, that is more like a horror story or a tragedy! Hope it was just a story and not based on your past experiences ;)

Sheltie Times said...

Poor Santa Paws. Merry Christmas.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Lol! That is a great story! Merry Christmas (May it be a bit quieter than your story)

Murphy said...

Now that is what we call good poetry!!! Merry Christmas to our Furends and their Peeps!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Sweet William The Scot said...

That poem just ends all wrong Frankie is the good dog and Ernie is the trouble starter. Ernie's interpretation is just all wrong. Ernie needs some conceptualization coming his way by Santa Paws!
Wishing you all on the Hill the bestest Christmas you have ever had.
Thanks for being my special Blogville Ohio friends
Sweet William The Scot

Julie said...

Great poem, butt Frankie, you didn't really bite Santy Paws did you?
I'm worried now that you will be on the 'OTHER' list and get no prezzies!
Have a very Merry Christmas
Loves and festive licky kisses
Princess Leah xx

Sketching with Dogs said...

Gird your loins, BOL!
That is brilliant, we were riveted by your prose. Have a wonderful time tomorrow!
Dip and Elliot x

Duncan said...

Nice job, Ernie! Just one more night to be good. We can do it!!! Merry Christmas from our house to yours!!

Duncan said...

Nice job, Ernie! Just one more night to be good. We can do it!!! Merry Christmas from our house to yours!!

Idaho PugRanch said...

bwwa ahaaa great poem!
Merry Christmas!
Mr Bailey & Hazel

Soggibottom said...

Very Merry Christmas back guys
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom and CO. X

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Frankie Farter bit Santa Paws...bwahaahaa! That was the most INCREDIBLE poem Ernie. You're so clever, you can do ANYTHING. I bet you can even guess who's writing this comment. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Molly the Airedale said...

Your poem is the bestest! Merry Christmas to you and your peeps, Frankie and Ernie!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

BOL!!! We just love that poem!!!
We hope you have a very, very Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

C.L.W.STEP said...

Bwahahahahah! Funny poem! We like that better than the original! Happy Christmas to you and your family!

bichonpawz said...

BOL! Awesome poem!!Merry Christmas to you and your family!
xo Chloe and LadyBug

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Nice and Naughty would be "goners" already. Merry Christmas.

M. K. Clinton said...

Y'all always make us laugh. I'm sure Santa Paws knows this was all for dramatic flair! BOL! BOL! Have a fantastic Christmas. ♥

Millie and Walter said...

Merry Christmas Frankie & Ernie and your pawrents.

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Frankie ..... you bit Santa???? OMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!