Sunday, April 6, 2014

Vacula the Vicious Chapter #5

Chapter 5 Vacula the Vicious

Chapter 5

The silence was almost as troubling as the deafening racket that Vacula created. The airwaves were as empty as the living room floor. Every one of my toys were gone. When you are a very small dachshund you have few possessions in this world. You cannot imagine how devastated I felt. I had been terrorized by Vacula’s attack and feared for my life. Then I find that I have nothing left to play with or to draw comfort from. Worry and depression set upon me like a hawk on a sparrow.
I jumped into my ‘cliner chair and rolled into a miserable ball. I was so miserable that I couldn’t even escape into a safe and rejuvenating nap. I wanted mom or dad to sit with me but they were as absent as my toys. I couldn’t even bring myself to search for them. Vacula and my loss had taken a toll on me.
I must have stayed that way for hours, days maybe. Finally thirst drove me to move. I couldn’t stand it any longer. I carefully and quietly left my chair and headed down the hall to my room. I hoped that Vacula hadn’t emptied my water bowl while on his rampage. I kept checking my buttside to be sure Vacula hadn’t escaped his closet again. I was so thirsty, that by the time I reached the door to my room, I was panting.
You can’t imagine how relieved I was to find that my water bowl was not only full, but the water was fresh and cool. I lapped up the refreshing water. I began to feel better but still dreaded turning toward my toy boxes. That is when I began to catch a variety of very much familiar scents. I could smell toys. Not just any toys. I could smell my very own toys. I turned hopefully and was stunned to see that all three of my toy boxes were mounded up with my things. They were all there. And sitting on the edge of my biggest toy box sat a teeny tiny little dachshund that had weeee little white wings.
My fairy god dachshund had somehow magically managed to get all my toys back from Vacula the Vicious. The End

Now Ernie and I (Frankie Furter) think that YOU should write a story about YOUR experience with VACULA.        Just sayin.


Molly The Wally said...

Phew you had fairy help and all your toys came back. We are doing a happy dance for you. Nice one and let us hope Vacula stays in the cupboard.
Have a serene big easy Vacula free Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Sugar has no fears w/ the vacula ... we actually have issues as she won't move when its on and cleaning her bed. You guys its all going to be good. Happy Sunday. Golden Woofs

BTW: got your message about the tags. Yes we still do just been busy n not doing much promo on it. What do you need. Golden Woofs

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Thank dogginess for the fairy dachshund ....she saved the day!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad the fairy brought all your toys back. Maybe she can ban the evil Vacula to north pole too? Have a super sunday, without that vacula-guy

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

We knew it!! All the angels at the bridge was looking out for you with a little help your Mommy.

♥♥♥Mona & Prissy

Madi and Mom said...

Bravo bravo sure to win a Pulitzer! I, Madi, have an agreement w our sucky monster, he says if I stay at least 4' off the floor he will ignore me. So I do butt I never ever take my eye off him cause I am sure he has an evil mind
Madi your bfff

Dory and the Mama said...

Wow!! Thank goodness for fairy god daschunds!!

I still would keep your eyes on that vacula closet....they ALWAYS come back!!

Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Millie and Walter said...

Thank goodness your toys were saved!

Sketching with Dogs said...

Whew, thank goodness your Fairy God dachshund saved the day from the evil Vacula.
Dip and Elliot x

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh noes wot a horrifying kreetcher!!! i hope the fairy god dachshund reememberd to double tap the beest!!! ok bye

Ruby said...

Phew!!!! I loves a happy endin' Frankie! Good things your Fairy was there watchin'!
I hopes you never have to go through THAT again!!
Ruby ♥

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, what a pawesome story! I'm sure you were miserable right up until you realized your toys were back where they belong. WHEW! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

scotsmad said...

Oh yay! Your Fairy Dachsmother was there watching out for you all the time! We LOVE a happy ending! Hip, hip Aaaarrrooooo!

XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

Jans Funny Farm said...

You put glasses on vacula - the better to see you?

Idaho PugRanch said...

WWheww!! Glad your toys were all safe. We don't mind the vacula much, bark when he first gets going. What I really hate is when the long hose part comes off then I want to kill it!
Bailey & Hazel too

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

WE are glad Vacula didn't really steal all your things. It is a terrible machine.

Linda said...

Doing a happy dance fur you tonight.
Thanks doggies your toys are safe in the toy box.

xo Cinnamon

Great Story we read every chapter!

Whitley Westie said...

Glad your toys were ok!

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Phew! You REALLY had me worried for a while!

JoAnn Stancer said...

Great story buddy. The only story I have is once upon a time Gambler attacked the vacuum and broke a toe nail and blood all over my clean floor. His toenail hasn't grown back but he doesn't attack the vacuum anymore.

marley said...

*smellin salts*…of fank dogness for dat Frankie my pal…..I was preparin Red Paw parcil of new toys afore I seen dat yoo was ok in da end….