Friday, February 15, 2013

STUFFIE TAMERS....Circus SIDE Show #1

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LAYDeeeeeeeeeeeZs and Gentlemen......  WELCOME to the Blogville Circus... SIDE SHOW.
There are 5 SIDE SHOW EVENTS...  PLUS.... the ACTUAL CIRCUS.     Don't miss out on ANY of the entertainments.       Now folks   the Blogville Circus Crew would like to introduce>>>>

     Stuffie Tamers   FRANKIE FURTER and ERNEST vonSCHNITZEL     

HERE we are ... READY TO   bring you....       our    TRAINED and TAMED   STUFFIES !!!

 In the RING we will be bringing you some of the most AMAZING Stuffie Acts you have EVER SEEN...
 Ernie and I have worked like....  Well, Like DOGS.. training and TAMING and Whipping and RIPPING our stuffies into Shape fur the Big Circus...    Side Show.
 You gotta keep your eyes on them CONSTANTLY... they are TRICKY.. in more ways than ONE.
     Ernie REALLY liked CRACKING the WHIP...  
 Fur our FURST act.... we bring you....    STUFFIES on STANDS...     They climb up slowly and try to get back off... butt WE know our Jobs...     GET UP THERE you Stubborn Stuffies... 
 Some do a better job of others....    It is SCARY fur them...   We had to use a LOT of PAWSitive Reinforcement in order to achieve the desired results...     
 Just a few more seconds and you stuffies can go back into our toy box to your safe cages...   COME ON....  stay.... STAY....     that's it...          GOOD JOB!!!   
 NOW fur this NEXT act we bring you BARKLEY...  and his RIDER Squeeeeeek.      None of this comes NATURAL to them you know...        EASY Barkley...     Keep your BALANCE  Squeeeeeek...      OK......   come..... COME Barkley....   Easy... slow    CAREFUL Now.....  UUUP
   UUUUPPPP  Barkley...
 OMD     will you look at THIS......   Squeeeeeeek  managed to stay ON and BARKLEY is UP on that STAND!!!      HOLD IT....   EASY fellas...   HOLD....        WATCH Squeeeeeek Ernie...  Keep him still....    Good JOB....         OK....   DOWN... and you two can trot on outta the RING...   beclaws we are about to bring in the....NEXT act...
 OK Frankie, I am ready....   Bring in the    DEATH DEFYING Dachshund TUMBLERS!!!   
            And HERE THEY COME.....   
 LOOK at THIS..... these dachshunds can REALLY  Rock and  ROLL OVER each other...    
     
 OMD OMD..... the FAST PACED ACTION is  almost UNBELIEVABLE      It took US like 87 days to teach them all these moves....    
 ASTONISHING aren't they...    The Death Defying Dachshund Tumblers are HUGE CROWD PLEASERS    fur SURE....      Now Ernie, will you please take them out and send in ......    our next act.....    
 Can you EVEN believe your Eyes folks......  

   We have TAMED a Stuffie SQUIRREL to Roll out the BARREL....  
 YES FOLKS....   SQUIRRELS      CAN indeed be Tamed....   with the right training methods... to do some very SIMPLE tricks...       Feast your eyes on this act...     it is Not to be believed we tell you.
    THIS is the ONLY Tamed Squirrel ACT of its kind in the entire UNIVERSE!!!   
OK FOLKS.....  are you ready fur another act??   We are bringing BARKLEY Back with TWO of his Riders...     YES  We DID say TWO... Stuffies on him a ONCE...          Steady boy...   Easy you two...         E  Z                           WATCH them ERNIE.....    
and here they go>>>>   around the ring....    Slowly at furst.... Building up courage......  OK Faster now Barkley...  FASTER BOY...
      GOOD Job....    NOW let's show the Folks  just how     SMOOTH your ride is Buddy...    are you set Ernie...   ALLLLLLL    RIGHTY  then...  Put those thingys on there....    
Holey Gwalk a MOLEY.... folks   would you just LOOK at this...  BOTH BARKLEY and Cool Cat... are balancing BALLS on their Noses....       OMD     THIS is a REALLY difficult feat fur a Stuffie to pawform...   Esp. when MOVING around the RING at near Break Neck Speed...  
      REMEMBER NOW.......   TOMORROW    Ernie and I will be bringing you a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT set of   TAMED STUFFIES...     so be SURE to come back and see us then...              And   don't furget to use the LINKS  BELOW this     to get to ALL of the OTHER FUN stuff fur TODAY...        
 Now LAYDEEEEEEEZ   and GENTLEMEN...   we ask you to   move to the  OUTSIDE of our Stuffie TAMER TENT... to WHERE        BENNY AND LILY will be bringing you Yet ANOTHER... STUFFIE TAMER ACT... that is WAY TOOOOOOOO HOOGE to be pawformed In a TENT...
           Please  Click           EXIT THIS WAY      to Benny and Lily

            And don't miss the MAIN CIRCUS Tent  !!!!                 Click HERE for that.. 

   The other   SIDE SHOW attraction links are:

FUReak Show          by   Shelldon and Beachnut

Carnival FOODS      by   Chef Sasha

Carnival RIDES    by Sallie Marie

CLOWNS         by   Turien   

All   SIDE SHOW  events are brought to you TOTALLY FREE... as a PART of the Circus... which is where you will be going to help our beloved furends....        THANK YOU for Your SUPPORT.

37 comments:

Robyn Wright-Parkin said...

O...M...D!!!! Our paws are red from all the clapping!!

THAT WAS PAWSOME!!!! You guys are amazing and so brave! A tamed squirrel...now we've seen it all!!

We can't wait for tomorrows performance!

Wally & Sammy

3 doxies said...

I is completely and utterly in shock dat ya'll managed to train them doxies...I thinks mum just passeded out from seein' dat. Her may be askin' ya'll fur some extra tips but don't gives her none.

Puddles

Asta said...

Oh my dog!!!
Fwankie and Ewnie
I coold hawdly believe mine eyes. I was clutching Gussies's paw so hawd he almost squeeled(xept, he's tewwibly bwave, so he didn't). I have nevew seen such amazing stuffie acts in my entiwe life. It must have taken you 87000000houws of wowk to achieve these miwacooloos wesults. The balance, the tumbling absolutely mawveloos clap,clap,clap,clap,clap
I will be back gow the next wound fuw suwe
Soochie kisses
Asta wif Gussie

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, bow, wow, wow!! Bravo and what wonderful work you did with those amazing stuffies. OMD and squirrels too. I never thought it possible, but your whip technique was perfect. I'm totally impressed with the pawesome tumblers too. I'm stunned and oh so very impressed!!! Wooohooooo You guys really nailed your act. Thanks so much for the entertainment and I can't wait until your next act. BRAVOOO
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

GizmoGeodog said...

The Circus looks likes it's gonna be ten tons of pawsome fun...sorry we won't be around, but we've already sent in a donation for Mystic Molly's horoscope reading...Have a great time!

GOOSE said...

If I had not seen it I would not of believed it. Amazing!!
Blessings,
Goose

3 doxies said...

Okay, I is goin' outside to gt me some squirrels to tame...dis betters work.

Puddles

easyweimaraner said...

BRAVo-BRAVO-BRAVO!!! APAWS!!! Wow this mousie was scary with her large teeth ;o) GREAT!!!

harrispen said...

You two are amazing stuffie tamers! That was a great show. I can't wait to see what Benny & Lily have up their paws and what you have for us tomorrow.

Millie

Sweet William The Scot said...

I don't care if that squirrel is tamed, let me at him.
Sweet William the Scot

stellaroselong said...

How did you ever get those stuffies so clean...(mom has ocd and that is the first thing she notices..sigh...) anywho that was a great great performance! Yu guys have been working hard with those stuffies.....and their cages are so clean (mom!!!) Maggggggie, get over here away from the squirrels....
stella rose

Lovable Lily said...

Bravo, three cheers, high-fives all around!

That was one of the best act's we've seen. OMD! How long did it take you two to train all of them stuffies? We is very impressed with the tree rat act. Blogville has the BEST Circus around!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Roo said...

BOL! OMD you two are AMAZING Stuffie Trainers! I cannot believe you actually trained that SQ Stuffie to roll the barrel! And the Dachshund Tumblers - WOW! I didn't think Dachshunds were trainable ;P
Good job you two! Luv your sparkly green hats by the way and you look very intimidating with those whips :O

I just luved this! So super creative! :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Oh my gosh!! We didn't even know stuffies could be so talented!! Good work Frankie & Ernie! Clap! Clap! Clap!!
Your TX furiends,

Casey said...

BRAVO!!!!!!!! WOW! I'm so impressed!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Whoooa! Mom almost peed laughing. Those death defying acts were something else!
Snuggles
Benny & Lily

chicamom85 said...

Holy Dogs that was amazing. How did you do that???? I can't even get my stuffies to stay in one place. Applause Applause BOL!!!! The Dachsies were my personal favorites. You must have been working day and night for weeks. I am a totally shocked about the squirrel stuffy. Don't turn your back please.

Puddles you are supposed to be deading me squirrels, not training them! How am I gonna feed everyone if you start doing that. Leave that to professionals like Frankie and Ernie please.

Now time for a stop at my tent for some R&R.

Loveys Sasha

chicamom85 said...

I am running a special on fried cheetos and icees. Hurry onover

Loveys Sasha

3 doxies said...

Frankie...you needs to learn hows to tame Ernie cuz he has been throwin' peanuts right at my noggin.

Puddles

Shelle Pennington said...

Wow... you have done something spectacular there... you actually TRAINED doxies... our mom has been working on that for 8 years and still cannot do it. Perhaps she needs a hat like yours.

Great show!! One of the greatest shows on earth we think!!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Ginger Jasper said...

Wonderful event and bravo to you for all the great stuffie entertainment.. Hugs GJ xx

♥ Sallie said...

Some of the stuffies got out of the cage and are running wild around the circus?

Oh, dear. I'd better come back later. I think I'll head over to the Contortionist tent.

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Bravo! Bravo! Frankie and Ernie...our favorites were the trained tumbling dachsie act and Barkley! Woohoo! ((round of applause))
What a great time! We will be back for your next show!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

You have a way with those stuffies, we were amazed and awed at your training abilities, applause, applause!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

chicamom85 said...

Frankie can you please talk to Ernie. The peanut throwing...ouch...is getting out of hand and he stuck a candy apple in Pips furs. ERNIE please stop...ouch!

Loveys Sasha

chicamom85 said...

He just hit Mayor Madi, he might be in big trouble. Just sayin

Ruby said...

I was completely MEZMERIZED!!!
I have never seen stuffies tamed likes that befores! I can't beleives that you guys didn't have to resort to the 'destuffin' method of tamin'!! (that be MY specialty!! hehehe)
Can't waits to see tomorrows group!
Kisses,
Ruby

Jazzi said...

WOWzers, BOWsers!!
You guys did a great job of taming those stuffies. Who knew??
Cant wait to see the rest.

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

BRAVO, BRAVO!!

Well done, you guys is the best stuffie tamers, I was blown away!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

ERNIE.... get over here RIGHT NOW... You are in BIG TROUBLE... NO MORE THROWING PeeNuts and you go say that you are SORRY to Mayor Madi... AND to Poor PIP...
You TOLD me that you ATE your Candy Apple.. NOW you are NOT gonna get ANYTHINGY Else from Sasha's Tent until BREAKFAST!!!

chicamom85 said...

Ernie, its ok, I know how exciting the Circus is. I just don't want you getting in trouble with Mayor Madi so early in her Mayorship. The peanuts really sting, by the way. I think you just need some rest and tomorrow will be a blast again.

Frankie, please keep him away from the peanuts. Thanks

Loveys Sasha

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Amazin'!!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL! We LOVE Barkley!

Licks,
Ruthie

Idaho PugRanch said...

This was truly awwmaazing!! That took alot of hard work to train those stuffys to do all that.

How will you top that tomorrow??
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Piappies World said...

Paws up from the Piappies are we cheer you guys on! You're too pawesome, Frankie and Ernie! The stuffies did so well. You are great trainers!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Molly The Wally said...

Sorry we are so late we have just managed to get everything done and sit down and see all the hard work that you all have done. This rocks and we have not eaten all day and it is 5pm but we are now drooling over the squiggle. Bravo bravo and we give you a stand ovation for your fearless stuffy taming. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Pippa Sheltie said...

That was grrreat! Although I must say, how did you tame the stuffies like that? I tame my toys by ripping them to shreds and slivering all over them! Hawoofha!
Pippa